Your country has just changed place with South Korea and North Korea has declared war on your country

>Your country has just changed place with South Korea and North Korea has declared war on your country.

How fucked are you? Can your country defend itself against North Korea?

Nukes allowed, but no allies.

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I'd buy one turbo commie cleaner 1939

Recruit Dennis Rodman to spearhead peace talks

>10 million vs 300 million

RIP

Only NATO can save us.

time to dust off my wings, get on my horse and die horribly while Warsaw is wiped from existence

again.

We can“t beat some cunts in the in the forest, even less a crazy fat chinese with nukes.

top kek

We're bankrupt on machine guns

Nuke them all

No, we're fucked. Better pray for mercy

This all depends on the hypothetical effectiveness of anti-missile tech, but probably fucked given the capitol being well in artillery range of the DMZ.

Mmm...
How could I defend myself from a bunch of faggots that have more bullets in their guns than food in their stomach?
Easy, I wait them to die for hunger...

Easy. The less gooks the better.

I apologize for my imprudence, but just how large does your nuclear arsenal compare to the US or UK?

annihilate their T-34s with these bad boys

France stronk

>North Korea

Are you fucking serious?

*rolls-eyes*: America and Russia obviously compensating for SOMETHING

>compensating

Oh, boy, that's just 10% of the arsenal we used to have no so long time ago. USSR had more than 70000 nuclear bombs in the late 80s.

Where the fuck do you store 70000 warheads without possibility of spontaneous detonation?

>possibility of spontaneous detonation
That is not a thing.

You're right I made another linguistic oopsie. I just assumed that key components of the nukes would be disassembled in the silos, but then again Trinity was as simple as engines back then.

>store

They were not in storages. All of them were deployed and combat-ready.

>Nukes allowed, but no allies.
But that's the opposite of how it is for the s. Koreans

We'd wreck the gooks.

our army is shit and DPRK would beat us in a matter of hours

You can't even fight with yourself

Better start practising some hymns for Kim.

Your peaceful tractors fire right back?