I have a girlfriend and she likes to hear me talk about linux and we both play video games and she loves me a lot and I...

I have a girlfriend and she likes to hear me talk about linux and we both play video games and she loves me a lot and I love her and it makes me happy :D

Dr. Jamal Dankquan NoRubba here,

I've got bad news, user.

When is your vasectomy scheduled for?

So what is the response from Sup Forums you were hoping to get after making this thread? Seems pretty useless.

How many good hubby points do you get for getting one

the incels will arrive shortly

Good for you user :DD

You really think someone would do that?

Just go online and tell lies?

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

I'm happy for you user, may only good things happen to you.

sounds great, one thing that would make it even better IMO is if she had a dick

What a cool blog post! (sage)^2

damn where's my GNU/gf

She's probably fucking a big black mandingo behind your back, sorry man.

is he cute

DUDE KEK LMAO

Kill yourself

Dreams:The Epic Post
also

If emojis are filtered then why aren't smileys like :D, :3 and xD

americans have such weird fantasies.

You're fucking torturing me OP. I'm really lonely and miserable

OP is one. People who have girlfriends don't suddenly have to urge to make threads about it. OP is doing what's called LARPing. He's pretending he has a girlfriend because it makes him happy.

How is that cuckcage working for you OP. Does it fit well?

At least someone did the needful.

>tfw 26 year old & never had a gf ever.