Old Tech

What's the oldest tech you use on a regular basis? Pic related was invented in 1878. Use it daily to plug my headphones into an amp.

lightswitch in my house
invented by the mayans

flint to produce spark that will light flammable substance
20,000 to 50,000 BC

I used a spoon just this morning

>20,000 to 50,000 BC
200,000 to 500,000

Why wouldn't you use a superior spork?

You can't eat steak with a spork

Clothes, I believe.

Men eat steak with their hands.

But you can with a spoon?

no, you don't. that is an unbalanced,mono tip-sleeve plug. it carries signal and ground.

the plug you use is stereo/balanced tip/ring/sleeve plug, which can carry either signal L/signal R/ground or signal +/signal -/ground, which rejects noise similarly to how a humbucker bucks hum.

I used my penis and thumbed hand just this nothing

wow why would you use such old tech?
Upgrade to something modern

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I used my skin to absorb vitamin D from the sun.

Like this? It dates back to the 1950s.

Used to play with one when I'm at my grandma place. Its pretty satisfying when I manage to spark a flame.

>pretty satisfying when I manage to spark a flame.
This is difficult for you?

Kids today don't use old tech like a lighter. When they want to start a fire they get a Samsung phone.

>when I was 8 and kind of terrified by the thought of getting burn by it

triggered!
even more old outdated shit. aplel was right. We need to make everything run though the usb port.

A pen? Wheels?

USB is already 22 years old.

MUH MONADS

Burritos date back to around 10,000 BC.

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How do you eat steak with your hands? I eat steak with my mouth!

WTF? IM A LIGHTNING SHILL NOW

Wheels.

I like to look at my steak closely first.

>steak for breakfast

speech

Why would I need one of those fucking retarded things to et my porridge?
Also why do Americans use of fork with their right hand? are they just lierally that much of a cave dweller

Get with the times

lighting a cig with a taser seems a bit OP

Most Americas are right handed and would prefer to not use the less dominant hand for placing something with sharp points in their mouth.

How dumb do you have to be to hurt yourself while eating with a fork?

i don't know about you guys but if i have just a fork then its my right hand. but otherwise fork goes in left hand and knife in right hand.

Had one of these short circuit in my pocket and almost burn my thigh and hand.

The Romans would like a word.

I regularly use a railroad ticket validator that dates from the mid 1910's or early 1920's.

I also regularly work with old railroad and electrical engineering books from the 1850's to the mid 1940's

Have you never seen the 'People of Wal-Mart' site?

How? The circuit is interrupted while it's closed.
And at least the one I had didn't open too easily.

The wheel.

The stone.

The sun doesn't radiate vitamin D.

I use the Sun to tell me which direction I'm going sometimes.

Sporks aren't functionally superior eating tools, they are lightweight for camping at the cost of slicing up the spooniest area of the spoon so the spoon becomes a stiff fork with poor stabbing ability.

That's why they've not replaced spoons and forks.

I eat using my ass cheeks. When we share food at the family table, we chant

>ass to ass!

Fuckin shoes and clothes, you know

When was the stereo one invented?

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>the cost of slicing up the spooniest area of the spoon

The spooniest area of the spoon is the sides, which are untouched.
Who the h*ck uses the front of the spoon for anything?

And you poop with your mouth?

that hardly counts, Bic was introduced to the bublic in the early 70's.

But fun!

wheels

hi buddy

>h*ck

huck?