comrade corbyn edition
/brit/
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blairite scum fuck off
what will be the next major international event
i reckon something big is going to happen with north korea soon
Eat clen and tren hard
The gf
reminds me of when i was in 4th grade and sniped a 6th grader from afar and he never knew where it came from
haha!
The Paralympics are on right now dear
started dipping my willy in an attractive girl so have no motivation to do anything
catch me smoking weed with this girl thats older than me
Whats for dinner lads
the gaeuof
Dad just told me off for nicking his fosters last night
grim
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needs a good kick
Threadly reminder that the British government murdered one of their own in an attempt to sway a national vote
Real name, no gimmicks
what takeaway should i get
chattin bare fuckin shit mate
>giffgaff
Why do chinese takeaways always charge for delivery?
brook is going to get RUINED
Chinese and Jews have comon ancestry
good post
>not knowing george soros stands to benefit life force by sacrificing a pure sjw to the gods using a rorke as proxy.
third eye status: fossilised
sort yourself out
Absolutely dire
considering betting on ggg
I dont have a time machine you bender
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the subject of my courting
she looks mentally ill
hey these bastards are preventing me from making singing videos ... presumably what they want
need a mentally ill gf
need a gf to stroke my hair and rub my back
imagine going downstairs to get a glass of water at night and seeing this
Telling the plod about this noncery
>unlike all the sane women I know
id rape her using my own spit as lube
>imagine going downstairs to get a glass of water at night and seeing this
Rate the shop
Thos shouldn't have cost £30. What is the world coming to. Won't even last the whole week.
Eating unhealthy food is so much cheaper
Your nan could do that
The USA has a very thorough immigration process that's meant to discourage anyone who's not in it for the long haul, or who won't want to integrate willingly into American society.
There's a reason we don't have all-Muslim slums with young people primed for indoctrination into Al Qaeda or ISIS, which is precisely what you'll find in Paris and London.
taking a girl's virginity is not a good experience
heart would melt, dick would rise
have a 7/10 gf that is well adjusted from a good family and has no mental defects besides some stress from her masters studies, girls that arent mentally stable make my dick soft
... I am the silenced singer ... Piano - 'Nobody Does It Better' by Marvin Hamlish and 'Jingle Bells' seasonal ... Guitar my improvisation of 'Zing Went the Strings of My Heart' and 'Over the Rainbow' two Judy Garland songs - also 'Country Roads' by John Denver and 'I Could Write a Book' from Pal Joey ... I take a Selfie and post to and show Facebook and Twitter ... hey these bastards are preventing me from making singing videos ... presumably what they want ... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 10th of September 2016 ...
>60%
>tfw source my own mushrooms during the summer
never fucking buy mushrooms they're so expensive
it's the opposite for me
oh well
Ls up for them hitters
How are you planning on cooking the taters?
Otherwise, decent hall, not a fan of seeded fruit, and would want some pre-done baps to make rolls with. 6/10
>non-generic milk
>overpriced mozzarella
>way too much double cream
>overrated mushrooms
>spent too much on cheese in general
>gimmick baby tomatoes
4/10
Absolutely need a bf
my stats:
5'6
46kg
B E L F A S T
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Just took a huge shit lads
>shit ache muchrooms
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:3
*studies /brit/ from afar*
hmm maybe if i type and post like them they won't notice i'm a yank
peu homosexuel
>the silenced singer
what is this new development?
cba to get ready for work
eh, sound lad
they've got what they want lad
seconded, i could have done better at waitrose.
Toy story 2 starting on BBC1 right now lads
Getting my money's worth for the TV licence
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You bongs like this, don't you
all women are insane
Would like to live in Belfast desu
Went to Primark in East Ham today lads, saw 3 brits from like 130 customers kek
Who is this neon demon
No you wouldn't
ah yes
>bought a book today
>cost $44
farkin hell lads
Where am I supposed to source my own mushrooms mate I live in central London
They were only £1.50
Probably boil them. Depends what I'm making
The bananas are for my cereal and protein shakes
I drink a lot of milk and you can legitimately taste the difference. Cheap milk makes my throat go all weird and sore. Probably all those fkn hormones
Mozzarella is pretty much cheapest you can buy
I cook with the double cream a lot
Bought the tomatoes because they were the only English ones and I didn't want to buy tomatoes from Morocco
>Waitrose
Fuck off mummy's boy
yes
thanks frenchie
threnchie
honestly, not really. but i like this.
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So you can still get shot?
Bah, jacket>Roast
>protein shakes
kys
not a shitake eating runt
why do women share so many passive aggressive text images
Stay small little man
I have been to Belfast before and it was very nice for me.
dyel detected
>female """""""""""humour"""""""""""
Dunno lol :p :) :O xxx
I have them for lunch
Two scoops of vanilla, pint of whole milk and a banana. Very good
just no. they are both fine fellas but a well cooked roastie outclasses the best of jacket potatoes sans filling.
don't respect anyone who can't deadlift at least their BW+100kg
>having a drink for lunch
don't care
collecting plastic anime/capeshit figurines is apex runt behaviour and if I ever caught anyone doing it I'd immediately knock it all on the floor
*Deadlifts 3xbw in front of u*
It's cheaper
ads do you remember test tube aliens? Those were my childhood.
Can't believe they was discontinued. If I find one do you think it's bad to buy one for the nostalgia?
i'll just watch it instead