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comrade corbyn edition

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blairite scum fuck off

what will be the next major international event

i reckon something big is going to happen with north korea soon

Eat clen and tren hard

The gf

reminds me of when i was in 4th grade and sniped a 6th grader from afar and he never knew where it came from

haha!

The Paralympics are on right now dear

started dipping my willy in an attractive girl so have no motivation to do anything

catch me smoking weed with this girl thats older than me

Whats for dinner lads

the gaeuof

Dad just told me off for nicking his fosters last night

grim

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needs a good kick

Threadly reminder that the British government murdered one of their own in an attempt to sway a national vote

Real name, no gimmicks

what takeaway should i get

chattin bare fuckin shit mate

>giffgaff

Why do chinese takeaways always charge for delivery?

brook is going to get RUINED

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Chinese and Jews have comon ancestry

good post

>not knowing george soros stands to benefit life force by sacrificing a pure sjw to the gods using a rorke as proxy.

third eye status: fossilised

sort yourself out

Absolutely dire

considering betting on ggg

I dont have a time machine you bender

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the subject of my courting

she looks mentally ill

hey these bastards are preventing me from making singing videos ... presumably what they want

need a mentally ill gf

need a gf to stroke my hair and rub my back

imagine going downstairs to get a glass of water at night and seeing this

Telling the plod about this noncery

>unlike all the sane women I know

id rape her using my own spit as lube

>imagine going downstairs to get a glass of water at night and seeing this

Rate the shop

Thos shouldn't have cost £30. What is the world coming to. Won't even last the whole week.

Eating unhealthy food is so much cheaper

Your nan could do that

The USA has a very thorough immigration process that's meant to discourage anyone who's not in it for the long haul, or who won't want to integrate willingly into American society.

There's a reason we don't have all-Muslim slums with young people primed for indoctrination into Al Qaeda or ISIS, which is precisely what you'll find in Paris and London.

taking a girl's virginity is not a good experience

heart would melt, dick would rise

have a 7/10 gf that is well adjusted from a good family and has no mental defects besides some stress from her masters studies, girls that arent mentally stable make my dick soft

... I am the silenced singer ... Piano - 'Nobody Does It Better' by Marvin Hamlish and 'Jingle Bells' seasonal ... Guitar my improvisation of 'Zing Went the Strings of My Heart' and 'Over the Rainbow' two Judy Garland songs - also 'Country Roads' by John Denver and 'I Could Write a Book' from Pal Joey ... I take a Selfie and post to and show Facebook and Twitter ... hey these bastards are preventing me from making singing videos ... presumably what they want ... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 10th of September 2016 ...

>60%

>tfw source my own mushrooms during the summer

never fucking buy mushrooms they're so expensive

it's the opposite for me
oh well

Ls up for them hitters

How are you planning on cooking the taters?

Otherwise, decent hall, not a fan of seeded fruit, and would want some pre-done baps to make rolls with. 6/10

>non-generic milk
>overpriced mozzarella
>way too much double cream
>overrated mushrooms
>spent too much on cheese in general
>gimmick baby tomatoes

4/10

Absolutely need a bf

my stats:
5'6
46kg

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Just took a huge shit lads

>shit ache muchrooms
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:3

*studies /brit/ from afar*

hmm maybe if i type and post like them they won't notice i'm a yank

peu homosexuel

>the silenced singer

what is this new development?

cba to get ready for work

eh, sound lad

they've got what they want lad

seconded, i could have done better at waitrose.

Toy story 2 starting on BBC1 right now lads

Getting my money's worth for the TV licence

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You bongs like this, don't you

all women are insane

Would like to live in Belfast desu

Went to Primark in East Ham today lads, saw 3 brits from like 130 customers kek

Who is this neon demon

No you wouldn't

ah yes

>bought a book today
>cost $44
farkin hell lads

Where am I supposed to source my own mushrooms mate I live in central London

They were only £1.50

Probably boil them. Depends what I'm making

The bananas are for my cereal and protein shakes

I drink a lot of milk and you can legitimately taste the difference. Cheap milk makes my throat go all weird and sore. Probably all those fkn hormones

Mozzarella is pretty much cheapest you can buy

I cook with the double cream a lot

Bought the tomatoes because they were the only English ones and I didn't want to buy tomatoes from Morocco

>Waitrose
Fuck off mummy's boy

yes

thanks frenchie

threnchie

honestly, not really. but i like this.
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So you can still get shot?

Bah, jacket>Roast

>protein shakes
kys

not a shitake eating runt

why do women share so many passive aggressive text images

Stay small little man

I have been to Belfast before and it was very nice for me.

dyel detected

>female """""""""""humour"""""""""""

Dunno lol :p :) :O xxx

I have them for lunch

Two scoops of vanilla, pint of whole milk and a banana. Very good

just no. they are both fine fellas but a well cooked roastie outclasses the best of jacket potatoes sans filling.

Non

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don't respect anyone who can't deadlift at least their BW+100kg

>having a drink for lunch

don't care

collecting plastic anime/capeshit figurines is apex runt behaviour and if I ever caught anyone doing it I'd immediately knock it all on the floor

*Deadlifts 3xbw in front of u*

It's cheaper

ads do you remember test tube aliens? Those were my childhood.
Can't believe they was discontinued. If I find one do you think it's bad to buy one for the nostalgia?

i'll just watch it instead