Birmingham has more canals than Venice edition
/brit/
frenulum stretching appears to be going well
The rope is always ready
Asuka.
sophie
alri brum
How's /GF2016/ coming along lads?
excuse me
no
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Pizza or Chinese?
I will be eating most of it hungover tomorrow
Absolute fucking travesty.
>The International board dedicated to world cultures
>Each culture segregates into their own little ghettos
>The British general has no real discussion about Britain, it's just anime, k-pop, and "banter"
For fuck sake lads. Don't any of you spackers even know that it's the Last Night of The Proms?
>The rope is always ready
Lebanon Hanover?
Who /Lucy/ here?
birmingham is going to be 49% white in the 2020 census
k-on, i said
thought she was going to be my gf but now I think she might not be
What is the 'Footballers leaning' gimmick
anime
>that modern architecture montrosity in the background
ewww
prefer not to say
we talked about morris dancing yesterday, what more do you want?
Ahh yes, /brit/
you post pictures of liverpool players leaning on things
it is? poo
how much have i missed
>Last Night of The Proms
telegraph.co.uk
Ah the non dutch dutchmen, we meet again
Ya listening to the soft moon now though
...
>Monday 9th September 2016
what does a Maître d' actually do other than smile at people outside restaurants while the men are sweating their skin off in the kitchen.
bit sexist
someone needs to call them out on it
all me
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>Parents bought a Chinese
>Were going to order something for me but my bint of a mum went on a frump for NO reason and told me to fuck off
>Sitting here with a Pot Noodle
Can't wait till I'm away from these absolute cunts desu.
Proud to say I'm on there
MEEEEEE!!
How much would you pay to fuck her?
he manages the waiters
my Maître d' tonight was a massive homosexual
no lewds, i also said
what did you DO
Genuinely three of my posts made it on here
>tfw important member of the community
serves you right probably
gf sent me this, wanted to know what i thought about her top
10.99
don't see the point in posting political opinions on a board full of people who are obviously going to agree with and reverberate them right back at me
therefore I only come here to engage in funposting about how I love doing a poo and having a wank and posting my favourite grime choon
st. gloriana is the only acceptable senshadō team in /brit/
half a snickers and a day-rider
...
>he
they are nearly always girls because all they have to do is look pretty
kek my mum wouldn't dream of doing that. i remember once i dropped my dinner and she insisted i eat hers and she had beans on toast lel
It's finishing its first half, but they've not done the good stuff yet.
I would go Santander on her
not sure on the top but I'm a fan of the bottom
crusader best tank
list of worst people in industry:
>bankers
>landlords
>front of house
Explain
cute girl at work fancies me but she's a bit dim desu
youtube.com
F R E S H
Can you enforce your no lewd rule?
katyusha + nonna > darjeeling
good
considering a tune in in a mo
What is something productive I can do with my time lads?
Already trying to learn German and how to play the guitar but I have loads of spare time at the minute
i am not even british m8
youtube.com
really good album
why do women get the easiest jobs.
literally just
>smile and wave people through
meanwhile behind the scenes
nowt wrong with a dim girl
Lift weights
He seems so sad lately
come up with a viable solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict
Best girl commands best tank
>a place where I get called a retard and a faggot at least 50 times a day
>full of people who are obviously going to agree with and reverberate them right back at me
You're thinking of plebbit
very saggy boobs and frumpy tummy
also terrible shop like river island or burton or something
get a job
...
learn how to do good head
you'll need to find a job at this rate
whys she covering her tea in clingfilm
Spend most nights with Babestation on in the background
So pretty good
go for it
don't want the gf to be smarter than you anyway tbf
>bakery shut on Sundays
nah not a fan
*consumes high culture*
Hmm yes
i can't
43 man can
just realised how rough and difficult my life has been compared to most brits
not sure how to react
Shit yeah, I should probably lose some weight first though, don't you have to eat a lot to gain muscle?
Nuke it
I'm trying
No need to learn ;)
post hand
Did somebody order a Chinese?
>list of worst people in industry:
>>bankers
>>landlords
>>front of house
good list
would also add HR people
bet its been a piece of piss
So she can pop it in the fridge for later
Nothing wrong with bankers
>Shit yeah, I should probably lose some weight first though, don't you have to eat a lot to gain muscle?
meant for
proms isn't high culture 2bphwy
dont get e started
>user! We're ordering a Chinese
>Hmmm... I don't really fancy a Chinese tonight. I'll order from the English section.
>Fine.
>No wait. I'll get something from the Thai section.
>Okay.
>Hmmm... alright get me the the Thai Green Chicken
>Alright.
>Good. That's what I'll have. Have you ever tried the King Prawn (I was just asking her, I didn't want any myself)
>OH MY GOD user YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TOOL WHY THE FUCK NO YOU'RE NOT HAVING KING PRAWN YOU FAT CUNT OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT GET OUT OF MY SITE
That was LITERALLY the conversation, not joking or exaggerating.
*pozzed
jf cunt
We've fucking been through this.
>america colonised the moon
>britain colonised the earth
You are smalltime
>SITE
lol fucking idiot
i've almost died of medical problems once, almost been murdered twice, been homeless and I've never had a job. and i'm still only 20.
try again.
>GET OUT OF MY SITE
>SITE
Idiot
should have slapped her back into place