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Birmingham has more canals than Venice edition

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frenulum stretching appears to be going well

The rope is always ready

Asuka.

sophie

alri brum

How's /GF2016/ coming along lads?

excuse me

no

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Pizza or Chinese?

I will be eating most of it hungover tomorrow

Absolute fucking travesty.

>The International board dedicated to world cultures

>Each culture segregates into their own little ghettos

>The British general has no real discussion about Britain, it's just anime, k-pop, and "banter"

For fuck sake lads. Don't any of you spackers even know that it's the Last Night of The Proms?

>The rope is always ready

Lebanon Hanover?

Who /Lucy/ here?

birmingham is going to be 49% white in the 2020 census

k-on, i said

thought she was going to be my gf but now I think she might not be

What is the 'Footballers leaning' gimmick

anime

>that modern architecture montrosity in the background
ewww
prefer not to say

we talked about morris dancing yesterday, what more do you want?

Ahh yes, /brit/

you post pictures of liverpool players leaning on things

it is? poo
how much have i missed

>Last Night of The Proms

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Ah the non dutch dutchmen, we meet again

Ya listening to the soft moon now though

...

>Monday 9th September 2016

what does a Maître d' actually do other than smile at people outside restaurants while the men are sweating their skin off in the kitchen.

bit sexist

someone needs to call them out on it

all me

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>Parents bought a Chinese

>Were going to order something for me but my bint of a mum went on a frump for NO reason and told me to fuck off

>Sitting here with a Pot Noodle

Can't wait till I'm away from these absolute cunts desu.

Proud to say I'm on there

MEEEEEE!!

How much would you pay to fuck her?

he manages the waiters

my Maître d' tonight was a massive homosexual

no lewds, i also said

what did you DO

Genuinely three of my posts made it on here
>tfw important member of the community

serves you right probably

gf sent me this, wanted to know what i thought about her top

10.99

don't see the point in posting political opinions on a board full of people who are obviously going to agree with and reverberate them right back at me

therefore I only come here to engage in funposting about how I love doing a poo and having a wank and posting my favourite grime choon

st. gloriana is the only acceptable senshadō team in /brit/

half a snickers and a day-rider

...

>he

they are nearly always girls because all they have to do is look pretty

kek my mum wouldn't dream of doing that. i remember once i dropped my dinner and she insisted i eat hers and she had beans on toast lel

It's finishing its first half, but they've not done the good stuff yet.

I would go Santander on her

not sure on the top but I'm a fan of the bottom

crusader best tank

list of worst people in industry:
>bankers
>landlords
>front of house

Explain

cute girl at work fancies me but she's a bit dim desu

youtube.com/watch?v=3FjH4Q0tPow

F R E S H

Can you enforce your no lewd rule?

katyusha + nonna > darjeeling

good
considering a tune in in a mo

What is something productive I can do with my time lads?

Already trying to learn German and how to play the guitar but I have loads of spare time at the minute

i am not even british m8

youtube.com/watch?v=eaMbKZPBruU

really good album

why do women get the easiest jobs.
literally just
>smile and wave people through
meanwhile behind the scenes

nowt wrong with a dim girl

Lift weights

He seems so sad lately

come up with a viable solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict

Best girl commands best tank

>a place where I get called a retard and a faggot at least 50 times a day
>full of people who are obviously going to agree with and reverberate them right back at me

You're thinking of plebbit

very saggy boobs and frumpy tummy

also terrible shop like river island or burton or something

get a job

...

learn how to do good head

you'll need to find a job at this rate

whys she covering her tea in clingfilm

Spend most nights with Babestation on in the background

So pretty good

go for it

don't want the gf to be smarter than you anyway tbf

>bakery shut on Sundays
nah not a fan

*consumes high culture*

Hmm yes

i can't
43 man can

just realised how rough and difficult my life has been compared to most brits
not sure how to react

Shit yeah, I should probably lose some weight first though, don't you have to eat a lot to gain muscle?

Nuke it

I'm trying

No need to learn ;)

post hand

Did somebody order a Chinese?

>list of worst people in industry:
>>bankers
>>landlords
>>front of house

good list

would also add HR people

bet its been a piece of piss

So she can pop it in the fridge for later

Nothing wrong with bankers

>Shit yeah, I should probably lose some weight first though, don't you have to eat a lot to gain muscle?

meant for

proms isn't high culture 2bphwy


dont get e started

>user! We're ordering a Chinese

>Hmmm... I don't really fancy a Chinese tonight. I'll order from the English section.

>Fine.

>No wait. I'll get something from the Thai section.

>Okay.

>Hmmm... alright get me the the Thai Green Chicken

>Alright.

>Good. That's what I'll have. Have you ever tried the King Prawn (I was just asking her, I didn't want any myself)

>OH MY GOD user YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING TOOL WHY THE FUCK NO YOU'RE NOT HAVING KING PRAWN YOU FAT CUNT OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT GET OUT OF MY SITE

That was LITERALLY the conversation, not joking or exaggerating.

*pozzed

jf cunt

We've fucking been through this.

>america colonised the moon
>britain colonised the earth
You are smalltime

>SITE

lol fucking idiot

i've almost died of medical problems once, almost been murdered twice, been homeless and I've never had a job. and i'm still only 20.
try again.

>GET OUT OF MY SITE
>SITE

Idiot

should have slapped her back into place