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Canadian General

Not invited: Quebec

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Hi. Sorry.

you guys suck at hockey.

Nah You suck hehe

>Not invited: Quebec
s-sorry

2 - 0

Who /Québec/ here

Could someone briefly explain me why is Canada so much better than USA?

It isn't

dont listen to the canuck, they are too humble. they have better healthcare, better laws (guns, weed etc), nicer people who aren't weirdly patriotic and fat, beautiful nature. generally just a more laidback and comfy country.

>Not invited: Quebec
Canada without Quebec would be USA 2.0

dubs of truth

Me

wew

This is what I meant. USA surely is way more relevant and powerful and the centre of technological innovation, but to live in - I'd choose Canada everyday.

> I'd choose Canada
:3

Fuck off pierre.

got screwed by wind lads

how so?

>canashits trying to make their own general
cute

TORNADO WATCH FOR SOUTHERN ONTARIO. holy fuck what do I do if one comes??? I'm freaking out

You're making the assumption that the stubbornness of the Québécois didn't prevent Canada from having its own unique national identity, and making Anglo-Canada vulnerable to America's cultural imperialism.

canada a shit but canadians are shittier

fuck canada

stupid china colony

fuck you canada and fuck your stupid weedman

Why the f am I, as a 100% pure white French man not invited.. Yet Asiantarians are?


Really makes you think.

2-0

cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/gta-tornado-watch-1.3757025

GUYS

>French
>White

They are latins, and Quebecers are mixed with native

Didn't Windsor get shitwrecked like a month ago from tornado?

Anyway, York Region here. All quiet on the northern front so far.

'cause cucknadians will do anything to spread the yellow fever worldwide
prepare the bull, ahmed. Chang is coming to town to fuck your wife live on the CBC

Please stop literally raping my hat kthx

I think so. I'm in ajax, we have lighting and thunder clouds atm

Cant handle the truth ?

ello

Quebec doesn't consider itself part of Canada and neither do we. Why do you want to be included all of a sudden?

Yeah sounded like out east was supposed to get the worst of it. My town just got added to the watch list in York.

I had a premonition about dying from a tornado about a month ago. It's fucking happening buds.

>mixed with native
No you're wrond because many quebecois don't have Native blood
lapresse.ca/debats/nos-collaborateurs/gerard-bouchard/201502/06/01-4841971-le-faux-sang-indien-des-quebecois.php

Also there are only Metis who are mixed but they live in Manitoba

Nigga I can't read French

Good night sweet prince.

I just saying that you would be like USA but with monarchy and Weed

ordering some papa johns, what do you guys want

A couple sodie pops plz

That's all we were ever supposed to be, dummy. Ontario was founded in rejection of republicanism. Everything west of Ontario is essentially an outgrowth of old Canada West (i.e., old Ontario). The fact that we're almost indistinguishable from the US is only surprising to retards.

(sorry, we're white, not as much as argies but still)
Why is worst Canada allowed to have a general?

You cultureless idiots, go back to /cum/

>Implying Quebec will escape American cultural hegemony.

You'll be speaking English within the century. Nobody finds your girly language impressive in the first place.

>like USA but with monarchy and Weed

Those are good things. Tell me again how much Quebec culture you experience inside your mothers basement talking to Anglos in English on an anonymous imageboard Pierre.

>not invited Québec
Everything west of Québec is just America or China desu

This

Pic

That would be true if Newfoundland and the Maritimes weren't a thing

>I'd choose Canada everyday

That's because you are intelligent

Stay safe

Hey Francois how many Maghrebian penii did your wife take in the poop shoot today?

Was it you lads ?
I know you have complicated history with the U.S, but still, this is taking the banter a bit too far

Rightful clay.

Fuck off frog, Quebec has /fr/

About half the times your wife got her pussy destroy by the Chinese army

i've been planning to move to canada in the future. interested in windsor ontario, how is it there?

>my wife

Pic related

>implying we're obsessed with anglos
>implying it's not the other way round
>implying americans want to have anything to do with you

>Anglo Canadians are cucking the Chinese that move here
>French Canadians are getting cucked by Haitians, Anglos and Africans

Anglos win again

Québec has Canada too.

I honestly wish that Québec would become independent, not from Canada, because they are Canada, but from the America lite west, and that the then isolated Maritimes would either join the Québécois or form our own country.

>canadumbs thinking they're relevant enough to get their own thread
it's much more hilarious than the time you guys claim to have destroyed the White House

Prairies confirmed for best part of Canada.

Pretty amazing considering most people out here are Germans or Ukrainians (Including my family). This is proof our old style of forced assimilation worked and there was nothing wrong with it

God Save the Queen

>quebecois """"""""""""""""""literature""""""""""""""""""

Reminder

Those aren't implications those are the truth

Si tu le dis.

Anglo-Canada is the only real Canada. Nobody from the maritimes would rather be with Quebec with the exception of New Brunswick.

>quebec
>56%
dat conquered mentality

Why can't you and Quebec just fucking get along with each other? Why do you hate your flag so much? It's nice.
Anthem's shit since they made it gender neutral though, original version is nice

>cucknadumbs getting cucked the fuck out enough to make french an official language
lmaoing at your life rosbifs

You edited my pic.

We did though. Ever heard of British north America and the Canadas. We wuz brits.

canada
lol

>Anglo-Canada is the only real Canada.

Literally America 2.0 but with a "polite" reputation.

>make french """"""official""""" language to pacify quebec slaves, preventing slave rebellion
>nobody actually speaks queerback outside of quebec

Support for what? The monarchy?
Praries please
When you are authorised by the Crown to affix the postnominal hounourific U.E. to your name then you can try again.

Coming from North Africa 2.0 but with a "feminine" reputation I'll take that in stride.

>British-canadians

yeah, that was before Canada became independant though. Before 1867, most of the people excluding the French were British settlers.

Why do people think Manitoba and Saskatchewan are different. We are literally the same except we have polar bears and are infinitely more interesting

>a feminine reputation

Nobody actually cares about either province if they're being honest.

it's quebec that attacks us on here. and those french bastards as well over at /fr/

>Why can't you and Quebec just fucking get along with each other
Because of the Two Solitudes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Solitudes_(Canadian_society)

>Anthem's shit since they made it gender neutral though,
It's only the english version who has been modified
> original version is nice
The original version is the french one

>that was before Canada became independant

Yeah, still Canada.

>most of the people excluding the French were British settlers.

Real Canadians come from British stock so the point stands. Too this day we are a majority. It was Canadians.

Comment ca va mon renoi?

youtu.be/speYjNxQPWE

Better Québec than western """"Canada"""""

t. new brunswick

/fr/ is a general of peace, user.

SAVE ONTARIO.

REMOVE TORONTO.

says the literal slaveboi of the United States of America

>The original version is the french one
Probably why it's such a gay anthem. Posting the real one:
youtube.com/watch?v=stHE8L0S42E

You pic is shittiest flag bearer who existed on Earth
Yukon is just NWT with diamonds
And SK is flat and boring

Looks comfy.

>Why can't you and Quebec just fucking get along with each other?

When you have a part of your country that speaks a different language and has different culture and they whine about being oppressed somehow and have a sovereignty movement maybe you'd grow tired of them too.

Because everybody wants to play the blame game about who ruined Canada. When it comes down to it we're both equally responsible for ruining the country (i.e. the French getting mad at the English trying to have their own culture, and the English getting mad at the French for doing the same).

Toronto extends to far north in that pic, IMO. Anything north of Markham is not Toronto and virtually nobody from Aurora or Newmarket consider themselves Torontonians.

>Real Canadians come from British stock so the point stands. Too this day we are a majority. It was Canadians.

Tu as de la difficulté a comprendre la définition de Canadien, Bubba...

>muh French is gay

wow

just wow

anglos are not really manly but canadians...

That's because you're a Francophonie

M. Bouchardpostuer ?

Nope, Yukon is top tier and Saskatchewanians are almost always decent boys.