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late night spliff edition

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Asuka.

Man Whose Boss Told Him “Come In Today Or Don’t Bother Coming In Tomorrow” Celebrating 2 Days Off

fuck you

now I cant sleep today
just fuck off

V good edition

this edition is literally me

More like celebrating unemployment.

really?

rate the cat lads

meant for

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reminder that Richard III was the rightful king and heir to the English throne and was overthrown by the traitorous welsh bastards

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alri yaseen

what a runty edition

hate this country

would leave if i were a normie

Post your J's lads

Don't think the muzzies will ever top 9/11 desu.

15 years later and I still feel uncomfortable watching that.

the golovkin fight was good wasn't it lads?

time to celebrate with some ketamine

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have a wonktastic evening mate

have lived in europe and it's not good compared to the uk

can't imagine the us is better than the uk
canada is like us-lite

only option is australia desu but it's hot as fuck there

might just move to scotland

Come here!

This makes me angry.

allah's finest moment in recent history

never done ket with just alcohol before

not sure how this is going to be

ah yes the so called religion of peace
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don't take loads, you risk respiratory depression

be safe x

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>have lived in europe and it's not good compared to the uk
sorry but your runt flat in belarus doesn't count

europe is thousands of times better than the UK

should be fine if you aren't smashed
you throw up a lot easier though if you are

how fun is ketamine on a scale of 1 to 10

Fucking gagging with laughter at that cat getting splattered in the last thread. Watched it five or six times now and it keeps getting funnier.

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epitome of british

Harold Godwinson was the rightful king until William the "Conqueror", who only won because of Harald Hardrada.

yeh its good i don't have much anyway x

thats actually a whole bunch of buds stuck together

not one big bud like he tryna make it look

Don't know I'm not a horse

if prince harry can afford a £3 million mansion i'd say the troops were already earning footballers wages?

> weight: 97.8kg
> height: 6'3"
> age: 19

Thoughts?

what?

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>97.8kg
THICC

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alrite sherlok

with acid - holy shit out of this world amazeballs you can't comprehend
with mdma - absolute fun, 8/10
with alcohol - not sure lets find out

know this lad
lives 2 doors down from me nan in wallasey

pyar mad eh lyk ahahha

Bit on the fat side are you not lad

Underage

delete this image mate

don't watch this lads

need a cuddle buddy

>sorry but your runt flat in belarus doesn't count

>Europe is thousands of times better than the UK

i lived in berlin for 3 months, bratislava for 1 month, vienna for 8 months

berlin was great actually but everywhere has absolutely no concept of bants and people seemed so uptight about everything, i really missed how you can just go to a pub in england and have a pint or two and already be having great banter with strangers

in europe it seemed like talking to random people and telling jokes made me a weirdo (i'm not)

really good drunk night out = 5
getting very ketty = 4
LSD = 8
MDMA = 7
only with certain combinations can you reach the legendary 10/10

ket is more interesting than fun

notto dissu shittu agennu

It's the wall of the south tower buckling inward as it starts to collapse

Whats that stuff on his ass? Cement?

yep! currently eating like 800 calories below maintenance to be less of a fat cunt :^)

its really good with alcohol
i prefer than doing it on its own because alcohol removes the uneasy feeling it sometimes gives you

just bump it instead of taking big lines if you're actually drunk though

t. pro

"lol this is a good idea hehe"


just buy a big dildo or something s m h

just got a promotion, cheers m8ie!

This is what Adele would look like if she were from Northern Ireland

Good lad. I was a fat shit when I was younger too, keep it up

This is one fucking good post. I nmean really, /brit/ has been slow and boring for the last 2 hours, but when a post like this comes along it really is like a true paradigm shift. this post post made me rethink my most fundamental life choices, and perhaps, in the next life where I will re experience my current life in an alternate universe, i will be able to learn from the past life mistakes.

im doing some key bumps lad
2 each nostril so far

prolly some sort of lube

going bed
night

loved black british music when it was legit original music (goldie, the specials, so solid crew etc)
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stopped being good when it all got americanized and they just started parroting Tupac, Biggie etc

really interested in getting some ket from the darknet

i've only done it twice before but both times were at a festival and it seems like much more of an at-home drug if you're having a boring night or ending a day of psychedelics

recommended ket combos?

goodnight lad

Well that didn't help him at all

no problem lad got plenty more were that came from

good lad, keep us posted if you are able to type

creased at this

giving the pineal a run for it's money
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>i really missed how you can just go to a pub in england and have a pint or two and already be having great banter with strangers
hello normoid creature

Bout to light a joint, anyone else smoking weed?

cuck

>Rose will never come back

Hurts to this day lads

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My friend, you know it

>keep us posted if you are able to type
i think so

being sick would come before being comatose and i dont' intend to reach that stage

ket + mxe for an enhanced experience and hole potential

(mxe is a formerly legal ket analogue that takes longer to hit but also lasts longer)

ket + booze is my personal favourite

feel free to mix in spliffs at your discretion

I would personally avoid using it with any kind of uppers whatsoever for cardiac reasons but some mad cunts like doing MDMA with it

>scouse
>british

Thanks !

No because I'm not a waster

>it's a "the dealers are messing you around" episode

I'm going to put them out of business

say that fukin word 1 more time i dare you

Peculiar aftertaste but definitely more of a rush
Stop reminding me of my own weed drought

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can someone here translate? what does he say after "next thing you know we was getting told to leave" at 3:05

>mxe

umm isn't that drug pretty hard to obtain?

also I did ket with speed once and can say for certain

DO NOT DO

idk man I've been comatose on ket without throwing up at all

acutally don't think ive ever thrown up from it.
MDMA is the most sickly drug for me

no you're a bellend instead

Why? Germany is just a rubbish version of Austria imo.

I can speak Japanese,Italian and a bit of German.

curled up in my xanax hole

"I started ramboning my boy's tart"

ooga booga, and so on and so forth

When do you reckon the next major war will be?

i'll bear that in mind

i'm really trying to cut down on the drinking cause my tolerance has become insane and i've put on like 3 kilos since july just from booze alone

also people think i'm weird but i don't like weed, it makes me para and anxious and i take acid often and weed + acid is a recipe for feelings of dread and panic attack sometimes

runt