A psychologist wanna help you

>a psychologist wanna help you
>she doesnt suck your dick
>she doesnt introduce to their friends
>she doesnt have sex with you
>she doesnt give you money

Tell her about Sup Forums

must be your mom's fault

sounds like something a fucked up, entitled beta would say alright!

>she doesn't take out your miserable life

>She doesn't do everything for you

Wow what a BITCH

There's another kind of professional who can take care of two of those problems.

>wont even give you a handjob

How many people on Sup Forums have actually been to see a psychiatrist or psychologist?

None

They selfdiagnose their problems and treat Sup Forums as their blog

Find a new one

I went to a psychologist once, and I will never go again. Everybody goes to the psychologist here though

>selfdiagnose
honestly those aren't really all that common on Sup Forums in my experience, at least when compared to the rest of the internet

psychologists are humanity's niggers

they take your money to listen to your shit

they do not feel any kind of empathy towards you, or every other complete idiot that pays that outrageous sum of money

akin to a prostitute, the psychologist is used to make their client feel marginally ok just for the duration of their session, hence the hourly fee and the seemingly increasing amount of people getting addicted to """therapy"""

That's a psychoanalyst. A psychologist is worse, it's akin to a nutritionist.

They do have sex with the attractive guys though..

They've literally studied for like 8 years to help you with your problems

It's a lot harder than it seems to listen to people troubled with all kinds of problems, or suicidal thoughts all day

i've been to 4 and i'm not rare or anything, i don't there is nothing weird about it

For some reason it seems that every spaniard on Sup Forums has a mental disorder

the amount of time studying a subject does not intrinsically make a person knowledgeable about it, see most of humanitarian focused careers that arose in this century

you could give a prostitute/escort an 8-year course on how to do her job, it still wouldn't change the reality of the Argie's post.

To claim they "don't do anything" is to not understand what the career really entails

>Empathy
they're not your mom, they're not suppose to say "there there it'll be okay:))". They're there to help you but only if you actually want help

can be said for most on here

A few times.

My insurance wouldn't cover the necessary tests to give an official diagnosis, so I have no idea what is wrong with me.

without empathy the whole idea of a third party straightening your life is exactly the same as a person with half a neuron would say, as it would rely on logic alone

a psychologist main objective is this, but they're to cushion the blow, otherwise the "career" would be completely pointless (which currently is)

wtf what's the point hten

>Implying that being spaniard is not a mental disorder by itself

Brb Gotta take my meds for depression (Lorazepam)

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Their objective is to be impartial and be a third party who happens to be educated on dealing with crisis situations and mental disorders.

That's why doctors often appear "heartless" and "stern".
Much in the same way how you don't want a surgeon who gets emotional or isn't objective and rational.

Psychologists help tons of people every day, but only those who want help. If your "mom is making you go" and you don't care then yes it's a waste of money

When I was like 10 years old.

sup. history of depression

you can't compare an objective science as it's biology with psychology

a practitioner of any kind will fall into routine, in the field of medicine that would only mean experience, and in psychology it will be treating the person as another crafted product, dehumanizing both him and the patient and just providing cookie cutter solutions

that's why i despise them, there's nothing to be gained for either party

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Yes it's not an objective science, but it's still very useful and helpful for many people.

I've seen a psychologist as a child and they've helped me a ton, provably going to see one soon again as I've been having some personal issues.

They put me in a psychiatric institution when I tried suicide.
Saw a boatload of people during and after that time.

I have. I thought I had a depression but instead I found out that I have assburgers.