>Poland
Crazy redneck uncle, good guy but can get annoying
>Ukraine
give back carpathian ruthenia/10
>Hungary
Not so bad actually, but if numbers of them here decreased, that would be very good. Neutral/10
>Austria
€€€ the country, KANGZ, Sissi
>Czech republic
Slovaks in denial, annoying as fuck
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>Carpathian Ruthenia
>not a worthless clay
>New Zealand
ANZAC m8s, can handle the banter
>Indonesia
Violators of human rights. 250+ million people, mostly Muslims right nearby is alarming, you know they're probably plotting something
>East Timor
Victims of Indonesian savagery
>Papua New Guinea
Bizarre, unexplored mystical country. Not a threat
>France
We are supposed to like them but nobody really does
>Poland
They are okay, most of them aren't as butthurt in real life than they are here
>Netherlands
Really friendly, dutch is a funny language
>Luxemburg
Irrelevant but nice
>Belgium
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>Switzerland
Mountain jews, but overall pretty nice
>Austria
Truely our brother nation.
>Czech republic
Cheap holiday destination
>Denmark
nice people, can't complain about them.
>New Zealand
7/10. Nice, peaceful country. Pretty irrelevant though.
Rest of our neighbours are tiny island shitholes who are even more irrelevant than New Zealand.
>Croatia
shit
>Bosnia
muslim shit
>Albania
Turkish muslim shit
>Bulgaria
tatar shit
>Macedonia
Bulgarian shit
>hungary
Mongol shit
>Romania
actually decent
>Czechia
A little arrogant but cute also funny language, richer west slav cousin
>Slovakia
Language not so cute but still pretty funny, maybe a tad richer west slav cousin
>Germany
I'm neutral but I do have a laugh when I hear about their political situation, they sure love their muslim overlords, so ironic
>Ukraine
Apart from Bandera thing I have no problem with regular Ukrainians, there's already plenty of them here
>Belarus
Cutest neighbor, we never had any trouble with them, I'd move there rather than to most western countries
>Lithuania
we were kinda dicks towards them, I hope they don't hate us, I love them
>mini Russia
Our small hat. I've met a few Kaliningradians and they were fine, I wish this clay was our though
>Norway
We barely have any contacts with them at all so indeferent
>Finland
That autistic neighbour that trades with you but never talks
>Estonia
Sloooooow and butthurt guys
>Latvia
Hate us thow people don't really care about them
>Lithuania
Except kaliningradians nobody knows anything.about them
>Poland
See above
>Belarus
Real bros. Just one more oblast with cleaner streets and cheap food pretry much.
>Ukraine
It's like little whiny sister who called you bad words and went to some rich gay from Europe and when you came to take your stuff she gets mad and starts yelling like a psycho
>Abkhazia
Really comfy southern resort with mountains, sea and people that treat you well. We love them and they love us. Total bros.
>Georgia
Wanna be western churkas with ambitions but without money
>Ossetia
Just churkas that hate georgians and need is to protect them. Nobody cares.
>Azerbaijan
Infinite spawn of disgusting hairy churkas. Fuck it.
>Kazakhstan
Country where regular russians and steppe nomads live together and you don't really know what to rhink about them.
>Mongolia
???????? It is somewhere so far and you know nothijg about it.
>China
Far easterners use it as we use Europe-some for shopping some for vacations, not really much of them live there. People are aware of it though.
>North Korea
Meme border. Probably the only country from the list where people run to Russia as political refugees. Many people usually use NK as an example when arguong with communists: "Wanna communism back? Welcme to NK".
>Austria
Scary but polite Nazis who also employ many Slovenian workers and students. Every Slovene believes that the Austrians secretly hate him.
>Italy
Funny, loud, brown people which we pretend to despise, but in reality have no problem interacting with (in those rare times when they speak English).
>Croats
We like Croats. Half of our nations spends one month a year in Croatia. We can't help but like Croats, for all their guido arrogance and smooth ways.
>Hungarians
We find the language to be extremely funny and we used to like making fun of their overweight minority representative, but other than that we don't like to travel to Hungary where nobody speaks English and news of fascist rallies come from.
>Hungary
Ok, a bit pushy.
>Romania
Top tier neighbor
>Bulgaria
They're ok, but... watch yer' back.
>Macedonia
Bros.
>Albozergs
Spawn more overlords
>Montenegro
Either traitors, or even the ones that aren't traitors are stuck up assholes.
>Bosnia
Meh, Muslims are kinda butblasted.
>Croatia
Either decent people, or nazi garbage.
>Denmark
Nice country but seen as happy drunks. They understand us but we can't understand them.
>Norway
Rich due to oil, yet they have shitty roads, how come? Also very nice scenery.
>Finland
We share a common history, now we just compete in Ice hockey. Seen as drunks that fights with knifes.
how well is the border with NK guarded?
>Germany
Most of the time theyre ok but too Russianboo and they always want to influence everyone around with their point of view, dosn't matter if it's right or wrong, they just try to do it
>Czechia
The salty friend who earns 5 euro more monthly and brags about it
>Slovakia
Little brother that's looking for his way
>Lithuania
That annoying neighbour that will take you to the court if you eat a apple from his tree that fell to your side of the porch
>Russia
People don't know much about it, only memes. Most hate it, for a reason. I've been there, people are nice but always mindless and braiwashed when it comes to politics and history
>Belarus
The cousin that had a abusive mother and thinks he shouldn't stick with you and drop the abusive bitch
>Ukraine
No opinion
3
That's okay, I don't really like my punching bags
>Slovakia
i like them, moutains
>Czech
neutral, good beer xD
>Ukraine
i like, but i don't war with them, must forgot about wolyn etc.
>Russia
respect, we need more cooperation in future
>Germany
i'm neutral
>Belarus
cute and good
>Germany
They're ok. People often say old DDR is supposed to dislike us but I've never really felt that. Every time I'm out there everyone's friendly, even when completely drunk (aka honest)
>Czechia
Some can be pretty arrogant and think themselves superior. Still, cute language and there's a lot of friendly people too. Popular skiing destination. Finland tier when it comes to being ok with nudity.
>Slovakia
Like Czechs without the arrogance and exhibitionism.
>Ukraine
Fuck off we're full.
>Belaruse
Only met a few, but they were nice enough. All spoke perfect Polish.
>Lithuania
Lots of political and historical butthurt but I never felt it in personal contact.
>Kaliningrad
Never met a single one.
>Latvia
Literally who
I really have no opinion about Latvia, they're cool lads and I expect it's very similar to Estonia, maybe just slightly worse.
>Finland
Our senpai
>Sweden
Only ex-overlords Estonians were fine being ruled by. I wish they recover from the cuckold epidemic.
>Russia
Mixed bag. I had times when I told Russians on the internet that I'm a part of the Russian speaking minority and I like Estonia, and they'd go full vatnik, call me a traitor, etc. but IRL the Russian people are cool, and the relationship of our peoples have improved a bit. But the governments draw a different picture probably because they're run by old people.
I sometimes think of what I'd do if war were to happen. I'd get drafted, and have friends in Russia who'd get drafted. It's kind of tragic.
Not really well, just bunch of posts. They guard it from their side well though.
>Scotland
Good lads most the time, too socialist though 7/10
>Wales
Pretty based, like rugby and have funny accents 9/10
>Northern Ireland
Pretty backwards in some respects, but they're loyal and the ones I've met while over there were pretty nice to me 8/10
>Ireland
Nice lads, had a great time with them watching rugby. Similar culture but different politics 7/10
>France
Meh, I don't mind them but they can be a bit cuntish. They're nice if you have common interests with them and they have nice food. 7/10
>Belgium
Never been there, seems pretty nice though. Got sucked off by a Flemish girl once so 8/10
>Netherlands
They have Amsterdam so 9/10
Poland - Best ally's (exept permabutthurt nazis)
Russia - on the watch of our poverty. BUT UNITED SLAVIK POVEЯTI!
Belarus - Chill guys up there, fully into commie swamp, but it's their deal
Moldova - When shit goes even worse. Bros, at the same boat.
Romania - too poor and hungry for butthurting on territorial soil, so things are ok. Very different cultures, so Romania and Ukraine not very connected culturally.
Transnistria - wait, oh shi....
Hungary and Slovakia - too far and quite to understanding
>Senpai noticed me ( *o*)
>hungary
nuke
>bulgaria
ok
>serbia
ok
>moldova
shit
>ukraine
shit
>black sea
shit
>West of Turkey
""""white"""" trash, used to be our slaves
>Southeast
Just fuck my border up
>East
Butthurt armenians and bro tier georgians
.... they're alright..
>They have Amsterdam so 9/10
>China
Garbage
>Japan
Thief
>Russia
Gang
aren't you ignoring someone?
>Cambodia
They hate us but I'm not surprised consider what we did to them
>China
Fugg :DDD
But actually we depend on China a lot, wish we could less depend on them.
>Laos
Irrelevant, but they're our best friend.
>Phillipines (if you count them)
Multicultural country, they seem fine.
>ASEAN
Shitholes, shitholes everywhere
Git gud poor fuks
>Slovakia
Northern Hungary
>Ukraine
North-Eastern Hungary
>Romania
Eastern Hungary
>Serbia
Southern Hungary
>Croatia
Southern Hungary 2
>Slovenia
South-Western Hungary
>Austria
Western Hungary
We are the only country in the World that borders itself.
Gib clay back, thieves.
>Canada
Annoying and silly sometimes but our second best friend
>Mexico
Too many immigrants but they're preferable in every way to what Europe is getting
>Cuba
Hope we can reestablish good ties with them soon, but if not I'm sure it'll happen somehow eventually
>Bahamas
They don't like what's going on here right now but they're good people for sure
>scotland
They're alright, pretty similar to us except for worse diets, and a bit further to the left. Good craic
>england
Don't like them, smug and rude in general. Ofcourse there are out-liers but normally we just don't gel
>wales
Love em, good manners, great craic, good to their guests. Girls have cute accents
>irish in the south
Their basically the same so there's nothing to say
And what of the Manx?
Never met any
>Slovaks in denial
Fuck you, you Hungarian wannabe
>Manx
Imbred Celts, but they're nice. Don't see why they're a crown dependency and not part of the UK
>Spain
Portugal on speed and coke
>france
I hate frogs
>germs
nazis, only good for destroying culture
>UK
fat inbred cunts
>Scotland
Ignoring a millennium of feuding, they are very similar to us minus the accent.
>Wales
Again very similar to us minus the accent
>NI/Ireland
Pleasant enough people, home of my ancestors. Never had a bad experience there
>France
Nice country, we share a similarly rich history. The French in my experience are very personable except in Paris where they're insufferable pricks.
we love all of our neighbour each equally, we are a peace-loving country
Why are wide asian faces so fucking funny?
>Morocco
Pothead cousin. You barely understand what he says but it's pretty comfy chilling at his place, his mom makes great food and his sister is slutty.
>Tunisia
Mostly irrelevant now that they don't have tourism.
>Lybia
A cousin that used to be cool and succesful, but has been fucked over by the jews.
>Mali
Pretty cool international student diaspora, shit refugees
>Niger
Shit refugees
>France
Complicated relationship. Great make-up sex.
>Spain
Bae. Cheap appartments and cost of living. Great culture/music/food/women/beaches. Best country in the region tbqh.
>Papua New Guinea
Our pets that we let loose for some reason
>East Timor
Our pets that we let loose for some reason
>New Zealand
Our pets that we let loose for some reason
>Indonesia
Savage wild animal that we haven't captured and tamed for some reason
>usa
They're nice I guess. Southern USA is best USA.
>Netherlands
arrogant
>France
arrogant
>Germany
worst of them all, seriously stay away
>Luxemburg
decent
>North Sea
best neighbour
This a thousand times
>canada
Great hat, not too bad
>mexico
hard to distinguish from Syria with all the beheadings and kidnappings and shootings
hopefully the wall fixes this
>malaysia
idiot
>indonesia
idiot
>vietnam
5000000x idiot
>singapore
idiot chinee dogs
>korea
idiot but not that kind of idiot
>Germany
Rich kids that sometimes let's you play his ps4, also keeps threating you to do stuff the way he likes
>Czechs, Slovakia
Siblings you like
>Ukraine
Retards that want you dead
>Russia
Kid that used to bully you
>Belarus
Little brother of that kid
>Lituhania
Your tsun tsun friend that hates you but secretly likes you
>ROI
They're alright, they're part of the family even if they don't want to be
>France
bff
if belgium and netherlands count, they're alright too
snif
...
>Sweden
Arrogant faggots that think we're all drunkards, but they can be nice too, so mixed feelings
>Russia
Guys that we get along with but never let our guard down
>Norway
Bros, but i'd never want to live there considering the costs.
> on the watch of our poverty
typical kakel
>Fuck off we're full
>Implying anyone would want to move to a terrorist shithole with crazy taxes on top of it.
>Norway
Oil jews
>Finland
Mysterious country, alcoholics
>Denmark
Chill people, dude christiania lmao, cheap alcohol/beer/wine
Never thought before that swedes could be arrogant, especially against finns. Does SWEDEN YES is just a meme then?
> Germany
Almost god-tier country (except for Merkel and too many Turks): great culture, landscape, economy
> Belgium
The flemish are our brethren. Flanders has beautiful cities.
Two friendly diddly-doo neighbours.
See >Le Finns are all alcoholics meme xDD and nothing else
They still have that great power mentality left from the 1700's.
Sweden yes isn't just a meme. There's an upcoming law that 40% of the people on the boards of publicly traded companies (companies on the stock market) have to be of either gender. But in a way the US is worse. This law applies to women too, so you can't have 100% women and call it equality. The wife getting the money house and kids rarely happens, one of the partners has to be really fucked up in the head to lose custody.
I was in Helsinki (600k people) a couple years ago. It felt much smaller than Stockholm (1m), felt more like Malmö (300k). There wasn't much to do either. Norway is only relevant because of 1) oil 2) investing their oil money. Denmark is too small to be relevant.
It's your fault if my country is a shithole full of terrorists.
Tell your diaspora to get the fuck out, m8
I was in Stockholm and there was nothing to do. Felt like Tampere (200k people).
>Sweden
People = 8/10
Country = 10/10
>Norway
People = 10/10
Country = 10/10
>Germany
People = 9/10
Country = 9/10
>Ukraine
Russians in denial
>China
Selling their shit here
>North Korea
Crazy fucks, I wish we had a war with them, it'd be fun, like playing civ when you already have a new era weapon and your enemy only have sticks with shit on it.
>Kazakhstan
Also weirdos, but ok.
>Poland
Something like russia, but more european.
>Belarus
mini-russia with their own dictator.
>Georgia
Shashlyki
>Finland
Sky resort and shopping-tour place
>Norway
Boreal guys, buying something from us.
>Azerbaijan
Maybe they're good at their own cunt, but here they're basiclaly churkas.
>Latvia
Butthurt belt
>Lithuania
Butthurt belt
>Lithuania
Estonia
>Mongolia
Ancestors
Me neither, but I usually don't have to be saved from them
>latvia
Retarded backwards ex communist shithole
>Belaruse
Retarded backwards ex communist shithole
>Poland
Retarded backwards ex communist shithole
>Russia
Retarded backwards ex communist shithole
Tell your goverment to kick them out. It's your country.
Let's look at the last batch of terrorist you have had:
>Sarah Hervouët, from Britany
>Ines Madani, daughter of Patrick and Aicha (her father is the source of her radicalization)
>Ornella Gilligman, from Alsace
In any case, 99% of your terrorists were born and bred locally. Ours are all dead. Sorry you'll have to keep them friendo.
>switzerland
Arrogant and rich but otherwise like us
>liechtenstein
No opinion because uninhabited
>italy
They are ok i think. Bit too chaotic though
>slovenia
Austro-croat mix with austrian culture and croat language
>hungary
The only place in the world where more people have german as a second laguage than english
>slovakia
Our friendly but butthurt neighbor
>czech rep
Kinda like us but they would never admit it
>germany
Worst austria but family is family
>Worst austria
w-what?
Austria is number 1 Austria
Switzerland is #2
Luxembourg is #3
Liechtenstein is #4
Germany is #5 austria
>butthurt neighbor
About what?
About not being a part of austria-Hungary anymore ofc
>Spain
Cheap holidays : the country.
>Belgium
Like northern France but better
>Switzerland
Based mountain jews
>Italy
Latin brothers
>Germany
No one really likes them
>Luxembourg, Andorra, Monaco
lmao/10
>UK
Banter masters
Weird meme
Germans are okay.
Czech are butthurt faggots should be conquered by
Slovakia which is nice
Ukraine is good only for being buffer zone between Russia
Belarus nobody gives a fuck about them they are like 60s russia
Lithuania extremely autistic, should give Wilno back
Little Russia is irrelevant
but that was the goal
Why? It's like how Ukraine is worst Russia and Belarus and Russia fight for the top spot
Next door neighbour
>Thai
Ladyboys, cheap products, kaboom
>Flip
Maids, kidnapper, illegal immigrants, jelly
>Brunei
Source of income, culture exchange, bro
>Indonesia
Maids, labor, cheap product, illegal immigrants, haze, jelly
>Zikapore
Source of income, future zika mutants, bit snob, (if proceed with canal plan across peninsular, it will become irrelevant)
Distant neighbour
>Myanmar
Refugee
>Cambodia
....
>Viet
Sex worker
>Bangladesh
Labor
>China
Sex worker, commie, cheap, knock off products
>Australia
Source of income, second home, oversea study
Germany is bigger and richer(at leats when I went from Munich to Salzburg I noticed that german cities are more nice-looking and new), Switzerland is richer for sure, don't know much about another mentioned countries. So I don't know why this countries are called #n austria
I thought Slovakias HDI was highest under A-H
>switzerland
Mountain jews with a superiority complex you can smell all the way down to naples
>france
Unsufferable niggers, give back nizza, savoia and corsica
>slovenia
Chill albeit irrelevant people.
>austria
FUCKING
NIGGERS
VITTORIO VENETO BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
STUPID INBRED (literally) FUCKS WHO WONT STOP GETTING THEIR ASSES WORKED UP ABOUT SUDTIROL
>san marino
Italy
>vatican city
Italy
>croatia
WWE DONT BORDER BUT YOU TURKISH RAPEBABIES HAPPEN TO HOLD PLENTY OF RIGHTFUL ITALIAN CLAY. GIBE.
No, we're cucks and this would be "racist" or "islamophobic"
Don't care, retake them
Stop being cucks, make France great again.
>Russia
SPB is a great place to visit. Went fishing in Karelia too, had fun. In Russia, nothing works but everything works out.
>Sweden
Pretty much everything is like at home. Maybe it's the long shared history or economic ties? Anyway I hope they get over the current cuckoldry crisis, it's not funny when you see it up close.
>Norway
Again, great if you like the outdoors. Really expensive but nobody goes there for shopping.
>Estonia
Went there for the first time as a little kid in 1989. Frequent visitor. It's amazing how quickly they stopped being a shithole. The people are practical and easygoing.
Wew mario calm down
It's ok
If you want to pay more taxes so a bunch of austrian farmers can enjoy very high living standard and much less taxes in their retarded autonomy that's cool
I agree.
Unlike the majority of this stupid country...
Well, you thought wrong.
So you're that pan slavic Slovak?
>Lithuania
basketball dunking niggers
>Ukraine
no such thing, generally nice people who integrate well here
>Germany
they're like the kid next door who has high-functioning autism and goes way overboard everytime they discover a new hobby and makes your life hell because of it
>Russia
pls leave Kalinigrad, you should not be a neighbor, thank you
>Slovakia
less pretentious Czechs
>Belarus
literally who
>Czechia
Our Canada
>you should not be a neighbor, thank you
But as I know people there shop in poland, spend vacation in Poland, in other words, give you their money, why you don't ok with it?
he is being salty
Kaliningradians are fine
youtube.com
Dankmark - Our hat, I really know nothing about those. Pretty neutral
Dutchland - We should form a single country together desu.
Belgium - Flandern should be in our new Dutch/German country Wallonia can stay under direct administration of the EU.
Luxembourg - A little peace of rich nothing can join Germany too
France - Some underclass people that can't read and write still see them as the Erbfeind but basically our most important ally and in general based people.
Schwitzerland - Bunch of backwards inbred rednecks that went rich through money laundry and tax evasion.
Austria - Basically Bavaria should be part of Germany as an autonomous republic Austria (with Bavaria included).
Czech Republic - Used to be a destination for cheaper shoping and cigarettes smuggler heaven but now went pretty expensive. Can't wait when they come here for cheap shopping.
Poland - Here a bunch of cancers that make the impression the whole country suffers from hard mental disabilities but in real life actually very nice people and good neighboar.
Kek, they shop in lidl? This is fucking poorfag's store.
we're not your neighbor you inbred piece of shit
>poorfag's store
>Kaliningradians
Seems about right.
can't really say much about this country's neighbors but i can say what's like back home
>libya
autistic living incarnations of memes they also like chimps whenever they come here but overall they're pretty harmless
>algeria
ultra giga nationalists always raving on about muh 1 million shahids their tourists are pretty shit but overall they're kinda ok i guees
>morocco
ayy lmoas and pretty violent at times they have gibberish dialect and they're always going to tunisia to do voodoo magic n shit but eaisly the most bro-tier out of all /na/ cunts stay classy you crazy bastards
>Sweden
Mixed feelings, seen as arrogant people, but some of them are ok.
>Russia
We still fear that these guys attack us, so we are trying to not piss them off.
>Norway
They are ok.
>Estonia
I like them, because they similar language and culture is not too different compared to us.
>Chinese
>Korean
>Bolivian
>Venezuelan
>Colombian
GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Japanese
>Arabs
>Haitians
>Portuguese
>French(there are some)
These are Ok.