/brit/

slag edition

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korean pop

*heems you*

Asuka.

bloody love cork

1,3,4,2

>that feel when no /brit/ bf to make you into his slag and fuck you

*catches the heem*
*reverses the heem*
*watches your squirm*

Heh,,, nothing personnel kid.

>an edition completely unrelated to the heated discussion in the last thread

i swear some of you mongs are braindead

If everyone in /brit/ except me died immediately right now I literally wouldn't care one jot.

In fact I might even be very slightly happy

>dweeb
Fuck off Yank

Plastic bags and we are good to go

so lonely
so alone

anyone ever told you that you're not very nice?

Old news now

Fuck off

Anyone fancy a brew?

Why are the Sunday trading laws in England so fucking shit

All I want to do is buy alcohol from Tesco at 8am on a Sunday is that such a crime

having some vegemite lads

gf just sent me this

Lads I've got a gf and she's FINNISH Hahahaha hahahahahaahahaha

*it's a hologram*

>yank
Fuck off Aussie

Do you think he's alright? Not heard from him for a while.

Haha you love cock

dunno why you would even want to do anal

Blew his head off with his grandad's shotgun

because not everyone is a fucking mong who in incapable of buying alcohol yesterday

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if a girl did that to me it'd be going straight to her parents on facebook

Met one of those tumblr girls last night who literally believed the whole you can't be racist to white people thing.

it's tighter, more taboo and can make you feel really dominant/ submissive

if she has a loose pussy it's just like a backup option

what are you on about? you can buy alcohol any hour any day at tesco

Excellent post

Built like a shit brick house

Built like a jelly mudhut

would tbf

shit houses are always getting demolised nowadays

same thing will happen to you if we ever met

Can a /brit/ sex expert help me out?

If the girl is on top should I be thrusting too? Or it is better to just let her go at it?

The only place near me is a 24hr Tesco that's bigger than whatever the size is for only being allowed to trade 6 hours on Sunday

Thoughts?

would make short work of you lad

t. cock of the school

>a /brit/ sex expert

doesn't exist

do you have a small willy?

Rip Maisie guy.

>australia

mix it up lad

I'm a virgin and even I know that you should be thrusting instead of laying there like a dead fish.

Need to bulk to at least 85kg over the winter

Been plateaued at 80 for a while, just can't stuff my face with enough shit

built like an american steel-beemed skyscraper

built like a garden shed
stay clear

Good episode
Sopranos dream sequences are goat

Not so sure about your windows layout desu. Not very aesthetic

Fug she's a qt, but like all women she is a thot. The vile thottie menace must be eradicated, where is Yung Elliot when you need him

yeah alright good I was just checking, when she's been on top in the past I was thrusting too but I remember reading somewhere about if the girl is on top maybe it's better to just let her do her thing so she orgasm

i'd feel awkward just lying there like a dead fish anyway

I bulked by drinking loads of booze and being inactive. Now I've got a nice big belly and man tits. People be mirin.

built like an ikea bookshelf

youtube.com/watch?v=rH_7_XRfTMs

Fucking GOAT

just try it out and see how she reacts

>beemed

How on earth do I climb out of the pit of despair of being a 28 year old kissless virgin? What woman would ever want to try and deal with this catastrophe of a person.

built like a communist manifesto

you need to get some leverage anyway if you're just lead flat trying to thrust you will just be like a dying fish anyway

>Traps
>Hentai
>MILF/Son
>Interracial rape (White man does the raping of course)
>ASOIAF Arya x Sansa femslash fanfiction

Are my porn habits degenerate or patrician?

Did my first uni trip to the shop
>Toiler roll
>Cup a soups
>Head and shoulders
>Beer
>Weetabix
how did I do lads?

hmm girl I'm seeing has just informed me she's a cutter
not liking the direction this is going but her titties are too good to give up

>beemed

yeah good ep, the dream sequences made me a lil anxious though haha

this windows layout makes my laptop lag less than the windows 7 layout

turboslags

>no condoms

It was over before it began lad.

>CP

not true 2bh i can thrust lying down under her on a bed because its springy

built like a german hatchback

enjoy your ed when you realize you can't wank to anything else la

Don't think i want to live anymore lads

>reddit

>realize
fuck off yank

Built like a paki curryhouse

>lying with my ex in bed, both naked
>looking and feeling up and down her body
>get to her inner thighs, notice scars

scary moment lad

meh
fapped to this sort of shit for years and i can still fap to pretty tame stuff with my imagination whenever

Pretty standard desu.
>traps
>MILF
are probably my main porn habits
>porn is real life
I bet you fell for nofap as well

Got some from before I came lad

dumb frogposter

It's a good subreddit to be fair

reddit.com/r/GetStudying/top/

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>why yes places i have or haven't put my willy does impact my average daily life
you've been memed into thinking it's important

Oh don't I know it.

>Gf sends me a pic of her tits
>Not interested at all and imply that I want to see her piss in the shower

Porn is destroying me

why do lefties want to destroy this country?

would the lads that fap to traps actually be willing to gf one?

>my posts are never included in screenshots

>>porn is real life
>I bet you fell for nofap as well

what the fuck are you on about you mong?

the thing is there's never been scars
she must just do them shallow

they don't

the jews do

they are just robots controlled by jewish overlords

Milfs are all I wank to but I can't get into the incestuous videos, have to close them as soon as they start talking.

dare you to rank them

>fap
FOY

>Porn being patrician at all
Yeah, I got news for you goy

>my do people who i disagree with have different opinions to me

because they don't breed so it will be nice and happy in the short term but they don't have to live with the long term consequences.

price of a freddo frog these days are ridiculous

picture is too small

>tfw cutter as well
How long has she bulked for? How long has she been cutting?

would rather make a hole in the earth than touch any of them