>The New Fiver is arriving in 1 day
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Noah Gomez
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Juan Price
neat
Camden Price
Health and wellbeing edition
Gavin Rivera
Reminder that Scotland has had plastic, high-tech fivers for years now. England is a dystopian wasteland, enjoy our dregs and constantly being behind the curve.
Justin Martin
want a new fiver NOW
Tyler Brown
Angel Allen
this
Adam Bennett
Gonna have to obtain one of these and use it as my cocaine sniffing note for a bit
Aaron Harris
um how about no sweetie
I work in a bank and have had to handle those filthy Scottish notes. Literal tissue paper.
Disinfect my hands with hand sanitizer if I ever have the misfortune of touching one
Noah Miller
bit weird to know for a fact you'll never get married or have kids
Adrian Hill
she was just overwhelmed by her feelings for all the americans that died on 9/11
Luke Baker
fuck off yank edition
Ryder Williams
me with the top hat
James Anderson
must suck that you're culturally, economically, historically and genetically dominated by England then.
so sad!
Asher Wilson
FUCK OFF YANK
Christopher Howard
The US presidential campaign
Xavier Taylor
>that filename
you need to go back
Noah Parker
United States of America
Kayden Morris
Absolutely top notch music
Zachary Green
why do you dislike eachother if you're both british
Christopher Rivera
You're right, it is weird. But I don't think I really want kids anyway; I have enough bother looking after myself without having to dedicate all my waking hours to keeping some annoying kid alive and happy.
James Wood
Thank You for correcting the record
Samuel Smith
continue with slagposting
Hunter Wilson
what is she doing
James Myers
FUCK OFF YANKS
Daniel Diaz
America
Levi Cruz
feeling pretty unwell lads
Brayden Thomas
spoiler these hogs
Adrian Johnson
have a yank flag in my room
Gavin Ross
Tribute to Jacko
Nicholas Evans
Cringe
David Bennett
Please clap
Logan Carter
the CIA pose
Adam Brown
Tory
power
stance
Adrian Butler
2015 actually and it was just a £5 note with more coming soon.
bbc.co.uk
Blake Gonzalez
Americaland
Burgerstate
Wallmartsettlement
Applevillage
Ryder Myers
Damage control; her PR manager has told her to stand outside and prove she's not unwell.
Angel Barnes
>sitting on a boat
>two ugly british skinheads are dead drunk and being an obnoxious nuisance towards female passengers and picking fights with males
First time seeing British people and I can't say I'm impressed. I think they may be Scottish, but I can't tell apart your dialects.
Asher Rogers
deluding yourself if you think the USA isn't the greatest country to ever exist
Luke Gonzalez
How the are you supposed to pick a team exactly?
For football I could pick MK Dons because I live near them, or Wycombe Wanderers because I was born there, but they're both lower leagues, how am I suppose to pick a Preimiership team?
I watched football matches in 2014 trying to get into it, and couldn't pick a team because nothing stood out.
>attempt to watch a match
>not interesting enough to constantly watch so I shitpost as well
>go for a piss
>come back and someone has scored
>stop watching because I cba
Isaiah Green
E-Class
Dylan Foster
>work tomorrow
>need to be in bed in like 3 hours
fuck me
Henry Phillips
They were probably Scottish and sober, that's just how Scottish people sound and act in general
Noah Price
Nobody cares
Justin Foster
do you have a monster commute or something?
Aiden Clark
Can't afford that either. I could maybe afford a couple hundred quid. No more than £500.
Adrian Stewart
Not a big fan of politics, but I do like memes involving politics
Evan Cook
...
Jayden Nelson
Don't care
Evan Rivera
Who would you trust more to have the nuclear weapon codes?
Donald Drumpf
or
Hillary *passes out on the launch button* Clinton?
Jacob Gray
Yes they do
Camden Fisher
Lads what does the switching to polymer mean
Will they still roll well so you can shove them up your nose and sniff a fat one?
Charles Jones
FOY
Jackson Jenkins
>mfw
Brandon Richardson
>stop watching because I cba
fuck off you absolute bender
Nicholas Diaz
>Drumpf
xD u sure showed him lol
Evan Green
RIP
Jordan Morgan
>buying things in order to give meaning to your life
Third eye status: John Doe
Nathan King
power
Jaxson Perez
Roughly an hour commuting, with half of that on foot and the other half on a slow train.
And I get up 90 minutes before leaving the house so I can shower, shit, eat breakfast, shave and find some time to browse Reddit.
Connor Taylor
Go with whoever wins the most
Parker Robinson
Noah Cook
I feel like there's no point watching once I've missed a goal
Cooper Diaz
>Why yes, I do indeed delete hats on an anime imageboard for free
Gavin Phillips
so every time you went for a piss in the space of the minute or so it takes you someone scored every time without fail
do you have some sort of magic dick?
Jacob Bell
Stopped watching football after my acid binge of late 2014 to mid 2015
Joshua Garcia
might cook some waffles lads
Gavin Gutierrez
Evening lads
Jackson Gutierrez
Wew, used cars really are cheap
Even cars from 2014-2015, with only 30k miles
Are they worth a buy?
James Cruz
So did notice that pakis are really slow at doing everything
They take ages to get give you your change and other stuff
Jacob Flores
...
Dylan Walker
Well what else are you supposed to do with your wageslave money? Every month I have £600 which I put in my ISA where it gains fuck all interest.
Benjamin Diaz
>tripping on a curb makes you unfit to be president
>this is what alt-righters actually believe
Dominic Barnes
Currently taking Japanese studies at my uni. What are you all studying?
Adam Sanders
What car exactly? Fucking idiot
Bentley King
delete thgis
David Gomez
>“Secretary Clinton attended the September 11th Commemoration Ceremony for just an hour and 30 minutes this morning to pay her respects and greet some of the families of the fallen,” spokesman Nick Merrill said in a statement, later versions of which omitted the word “just”.
Jack James
whack it in an index fund
£600 a month is unironically a good amount to do that
Lucas Gutierrez
I meant used cars in general
Juan Diaz
Have any of you lads ever worked as restaurant waiters?
What is the pay like for 18-20 year olds? Can you make a decent sum of cash from tips?
Sick of working in a call centre for £6/hr, even if I make only £3 a day from restaurant tips that's still enough for a meal deal every day.
Zachary Wilson
64748447
Not falling for this
Blake Wright
>tripping
Jayden Murphy
How come Norway doesn't seem to have a degenerate working class? I spent two weeks there this summer and didn't see any louts, skinheads or chavs. Everyone there is a well-dressed middle-class person? Where are the degenerates? Does the government euthanise them or something?
Dominic Myers
your mum
Cooper Hall
Urdu studies
Cameron Lee
Jose Morales
is that what you think happened?
Leo Sanders
>Last season 13.8 million U.K. viewers watched NFL programming, an increase of 60 percent over the previous year, and the NFL also says more than 12 million people in the U.K. identify themselves as NFL fans.
Carson Hill
absolute madman
Zachary Thomas
yes
shit
depends
Jeremiah Cruz
>buy brand new car
>drive it out the lot
>immediately drops £5k in value
hmm
Josiah Adams
>Sick of working in a call centre for £6/hr
Fuck off teenager
Nolan Collins
Anyone call it the chippatorium?
Nolan Rogers
Bit of a difference between a fiesta and a Porsche 911 lad
Need to be a bit more specific
Kevin Ross
>hillary collapses on 9/11
literally couldn't write this shit
Benjamin Rivera
Might come off /brit/ today all the yank politics shit is annoying
Charles Martinez
Not a very tasteful comment tBh. Could have mocked Hillary without bringing the towers into it
Joshua Long
just woke up lads who wants to make me some breakfast
Jeremiah Lee
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of the weekend at bernies bit