/cp/ - Marry British Slags Edition
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Does anyone know who Frenchie's D-Day qt is?
wow rude
What?
There's really no point using this in Australia. I'm not paying $3000 for a layover with some Koreaboo in France.
Can Pakis even get blacked?
Yeah exactly. It's fine every once in a while to have a conversation with a Thai or Indonesian qt, but I want to converse with a broader group of people.
>mfw I can be in all kinds of different countries within just a few hours
Feels good man
>qt got drunk yesterday
SHE FUCKED CHAD DIDN'T SHE
Pretty much. But at least our country has a natural moat. When's the last time you saw a black knight in Australia?
Is this t*rk trying to get a green card from me
is she cute?
You are so obsessive, get a life
as cute as a turk can be I guess
she's got huge tits
Turks can be crazy cute desu
There's a lot of gems hidden on IP
Is it a Paki? I thought it was a mountain poo-in-loo
There's a difference?
whats a mountain poo-in-loo
>haha Vodka I don't promise, because I still don't have 18 years, but I can provide a bed, especially mine haha
My russian qt wants the d, r-right?
Then they can get blacked... I'm sure I read somewhere that some paki grill got ACID'D or honor killed for being with a black man
Aka mountain runners aka everest mules aka nepalese
nepal?
why are you talking to a roach?
why are you talking to a minor?
Jesus...
>tfw my qt became 18 1 week after she messaged me
Why are you NOT talking to a minor?
Because she's cute and I like brown girls
Because she loves my stupid jokes
Catfish
haven't been on in like 4 days
Girl profile?
Grill*
no it's just my normal profile
15 messages were from 1 girl though
Some gook who likes to type one sentence then press send
oops
>2 months on interpals
>1 spam message
I'm sure you could do better than a pedophile worshipper and a teeny bopper
even the poo in the loo girls are crazy on /cp/
Do you message anybody or just hope for others to make the first move?
Hoping, 'cause I wrote to several persons from the last account and no one repled
>mfw met with my italian qt yesterday and today
It was awesome, I had a great time.
No idea where I would have met an italian girl otherwise. Thank you for introducing me to autismpals lads.
>36 days
Does this actually work?
Can I get gf?
yeah it's simple
-find semi attractive girl
-talk to her
-get her to send nudes / masturbate on skype
-blackmail her into fucking you in real life or else release her nudes to her family / friends
I've done it 5 or 6 times now
I guess I never thought of it that way. Is it a skill to ask for nudes? I want to, but I dont want to be a creep.
I hope honestly. I'm bad at starting conversations.
Well you don't do it right away, that's weird.
You get to know her for a few weeks. Then one day on call just tell her how sexy she looks. Tell her you're horny as fukkk etc.
>going to skype jap qt today with pretty good english
What are some good talking points I can bring up? I don't want there to be awkward silence. We've been talking for awhile about language exchange and college life, shit like that.
talk about how you were as small kids
i've spent a full day exchanging toddler pics and laughing about them with my qt
Ask her about Japanese society, what she thinks of Donald Trump (if she shows negativity towards him, tell her you gotta go), ask her interests and hobbies and go into them, tell her she's got a great smile and pretty eyes
dont be autist, though if she's on interpals there's a good chance she's autistics too
something about interpals girls, 95% of them are as autist as Sup Forums
is op's girl real? if yes she's even more autistic than ana
She lives in the US currently actually, studying in some university here. I got her on HelloTalk so we can basically text each other instead of messaging on interpals.
Lads, the misses want me to write a poem. Little help?
Is this legit?
I feel sorry for you if that's the only way you can get laid
Yeah, I like it since I'm learning Japanese. You can also use it for QTs on interpals, basically you can tell them on interpals to download it and now you two can text each other whenever you want.
cry namefag
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate niggers, and so should you
You can this one I received
familywong85
4 Sep 16 , 15:34 CEST
Dear xxxxxxx,
I have a poem especially for you. It is call "The Gift of Friendship".
The Gift of Friendship
Friendship is a priceless gift
That cannot be bought or sold
Or exchanged with gold or diamonds
For its value is far greater
Than the sky of gold
Gold cannot bring you comfort
Or extend a helping hand
For it is cold and lifeless
It can neither see or hear
And in time of trouble
It is powerless to cheer
For it has no ears to listen
No heart to understand
So when you ask someone for a gift
Be thankful if he sends
Not diamonds, pearls, jade or riches
But the gift of friendship
In his hands
With Regards,
I use wechat for that, but I guess Americans are not really into im apps
>I'm learning Japanese
Of all sad words of tongue and pen,
the saddest are these:
Cucked by Chad, once again
No way... It has to be some user fucking around
/yesimamy
WORST KOREA YES
i don't think she likes to get blacked tbqh
Well Vienna's airport is really huge and connected to literally everything. I'm jelly.
I talked to her before you and before she was in the threads.... She likes black guys and have been with one, she literally wrote that to me when she had the friedchicken12 nick. She only say different now because she wants to fit in. If you don't believe me look up some of the old threads were she was raging about us being racists...
Boris can confirm too, we were the ones who linked her to the threads btw.
Heyy guys, one of my several qt's posted shit like, "nice smile, my love" on all my pics. Will the other girls get pissed if they find out? What should I do to stop them?
Restrict what is visible and fast.
howwwww
Who wants to see a romanian milf? She is 37
ME ME ME :D
Dutch bros are the best...
Where I live, the Internet is too bad for video chat. Do you think it would be okay if I tell them I can only do Skype voice chat when they ask? Would that be weird?
Where to upload it?
Why not here?
I just downloaded it last night cuz I wanna talk to italian cuties even though I have no interest in learning italian :^)
It's a recorded skype video call
Who is she? What did she do?
Yeah some are defo gonna find that weird. You could do voice chat and send time stamped pictures to prove its you?
gofile.io ?
She got blacked, and now she is pretending to be Sup Forums hoping we will forget what kind of degenerate she is...
The two of you would fit together so you should message her
/moh-tero-ama
How attractive do you have to be on IP? I always lurk these threads, but never sign up.
qt wants to pay for my hotel lmaoo
Can you stop? i have never ever done anything.
I talked to her, didnt seem crazy or anything to me shrug
What if I could some very short video chats, like 10-15 max? I live in an area with Internet capped to 10 gigs a month
how was spain? tell us
Top kek! Does she have kids?
I won't tell you guys a fucking thing until you stop being such massive shitpushers... I was gone for like a week and suddenly /cp/ turned into /beta-orbiter-whiteknight general/
Selling out who you are to get boobies is literally why you have to go to interpals to get boobies in the first place, kill yourself you fucking shitclams!
t.alex
Sorry for your luck. Are you an uggo or something?
It's not hard, man. All you have to do is bring up some detail of their profile
Hasn't she been here for a year at least already, or did I miss something?
Yep, 2
Nah, that was the other Nepalese... She was a qt :3
italian qt types very slowly
our long messages have about an hour between each one
might bring up voice chatting soon, but we're both awkward fucks
>Latino American girl messages me
>she wants me to send her gifts and vice versa
Wtf?
Say to her that the only gift you want is bunda...
lol i went on a date with a girl (not from ip) once and it was just awkward silence the whole time
Did you propose to her at the end of the date? :^)
On the list, 6th row from the bottom?
Idk what Bunda is but I ignored here. I'm not gonna buy her anything and SA postal service is shit
fuck no
Well fuck me sideways, I have been had!
g2g rope myself now... At least I haven't been blacked though :D
It could still be a coincidence. Someone could have posted her account back then, or she visited a certain profile...