Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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オツカレー

do the japanese like curry? mild like korma or spicy like vindaloo?

ウィスキーか
いいね

...

pedo禁止

おつ

all women like white men, the fastest you accept this fact, the happier you are

youtube.com/watch?v=kDcKXzZv8Tg

しょせんweebooにはカスしかいねえ。
gaijin fuck you

have taste from 1 to 100

tfw the only food they have in Americuck is frozen toxins you cook in the microwave.

統失ポエム禁止

2ch用語禁止

コリアンは嘘つきのカスしかいないけどね

腹を切れなさい

please let me touch your cock
i love all your posts. you are so smart and funny.
it would be a great honour if i could touch the cock of the best tripfag
please. i know you'd like it.

ネトウヨは人間じゃないから存在しないのと変わらない。

What does this trying to say?

gaijin hunters like White very much.
White weeboo like them who are pedophillians very much.
that is too creepy.

アハン?それで?w

I'm not white(or black), so everyone in nippon would just look at me with a disgusted look. (T0T)

weeboo?
What are you talking about?
I can't understand weeboo language.
What is cock?
I don't know English.

日本人にも解りません

>What is cock?
Chinpo ;^)

I don't know the details.
You are OK.
Thank you.

ore wa pen desu

What is 'Ahan'?
なにこれキモい。タイ旗じゃねえの。
ガイジンの相槌だ
こいつ日本人じゃなかったんだ。ぬけぬけと。

Anyone? A summary would work.

pen wa nan desuka

pen desu

...なに?

アルジェリア人が、
ムスリムだからpedoでもよいとか、
フランスproxy使って勝手なことを言ってるから、
出入り禁止にしねえとな。

You got a reply already. Not a native but I don't get it either.

The reply was in Japanese, though :^\

You are not White or Black or Blue or Purple or Red, aren't you?
So it is no problem.
You are welcome in this thread.
have a nice day.

There's a political party in Japan called the 'happiness realization party' whose main policy is obtaining nukes to attack North Korea

idk

あははは~ん

she says, she is arrogant

>obtaining nukes to attack North Korea
kawaiiiiiii

He said that the Japanese can't understand it either.

お前みたいな糖質もな、キム

Japanese don't say 'uh‐huh' at all.
There is no reply of アハン in Japanese.

Do you know what the poll is for?

>a fucking pepsi logo

give me your cock, you sexy beast!!!

お前もおかしいな。
大体普通の外国人は"在日"なんか知らないし。
You are Asian, aren't you?
西洋人は日本と韓国の区別なんか付かないよ。
なんにしろ you are not French absolutely.

no--
I'll never say that.

fuck!
you're such a tease

no way.
I can't say uh‐huh.
help me.

( & ) are proxy foreigners who know korea much.

nihon !XksB4AwhxU=朝鮮人

Looks like some stupid bitch on twitter is making her followers choose between up, middle, down, or other for some reason. Don't know why because no context.

このスレに数年間通ってる俺は在日のことくらい知ってるのは当然だろ
妄想乙

nihonjinに遊ばれる子供達wwww

>Looks like some stupid bitch on twitter...
Good enough, thanks for that, senpai

>4ch
>twitter
>nicovide
>youtube
>2ch
boring.

youtube.com/watch?v=pVDDnDzpoHM

I didn't realize It's 9.11 yesterday.

あーははっははん

Is it worth to watch?

it is today

Are you using proxy?

yes i think you will like it

VPNで日本国旗になって日本人になりすましたらどうなるかな

they stopped selling the japanese black coffee in cans at the 7-11s here

because chinks only like to drink very sweet and watered down shitty chinese brand coffee. fuckers

Japanese people please give me a wife
If you have a sister please let me marry her

How do you use VirtualPrivateNetwork to pretend japanese?

All jap flags are proxy wankers until proven otherwise

youtube.com/watch?v=5tEQ0fGgELc

声を聴きます

...

I don't know why they use proxy.

gaijin hunterが群がる

>they
t. proxy wanker

Did you make that?

VPNサービスを購入して
メールでもらったユーザー名、パスワード、証明書でopenvpnを設定して
日本でのサーバに接続してからここに日本国旗で書き込む

このスレにはいないだろう

hello poopoo my friend. when are you expected to arrive in china again?

Do you guys have many weirdos with odd obsessions in this thread? I figure they would come to the Japan thread

Can you read 檸檬, 薔薇 and 我孫子?
I can read it because I am a Japanese.

yes
does that mean i'm also japanese?

No, we mostly just have discussions about current events in Japan. It's all pretty boring really.

>laugh at other people's accent
>remember that my own accent is shit
feels bad mad

unfortunately there are a few normal people in this thread these days. All Japanese are schizo or gay.
I'm looking for new community to belong to be honest.

油断するな、gaijin hunterは外人が集まる所には必ず居ると思え
しかも奴らは日本語しか話せない事が多い、もし外国語を話せるなら外人を求めて日本から出てるはずだ
その時はこの画像を使えばフランス人には簡単に股を開くはず

日本は今午前5時です

youtube.com/watch?v=cqGwbwhcWkM

かんじゅわ わかりません でも わたしの けいたい つうます ちがう。

たすけて ください。

post your current kindle peru

日本語の練習で応援すれば仏デカちんを入れてやる

ok

Why is there not white girls who want to be fucked by Japanese? :^(

pls help japan. I don't understand kanji and my phone keeps autocorrecting it to things that don't make sense.

If you give me Japanese girls I can find cute French girls for you.

but there are
youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE

smarru dikku

She's called Mira.

...

y....you wanna fuck b....boipussi?????
とりあえずローション用意しておきます

there are plenty but you wouldn't want to fuck them though, except maybe the few hot crazy ones

Femanon here. How can I get a qt Japanese boyfriend?