/canada/

Canadian General

Not Invited: Quebec again and Amerifats

first for Québec

I fixed Canada.

>be quebec
>be white nigger of america

hello

you forgot ontario. the maritimes, and newfoundland.

I went to a CFL game last month.

There is definitely something wrong with the way Northern America is appreciating sports.

EL-EM-EF-AY-OH

wrong pic.

Go away china, canada is indian clay

>watching fatball
french confirmed for faggots

SHART

All football is shit.

LMAO

L M A O
M
A
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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!

How can we handle a meme so supreme?

We mart starters? Sharters of the mart?

Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.

First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.

Shart.

SHART.

S H A R T
H
A
R
T

Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).

Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.

Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.

By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”

You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...

WHERE?

The question is begged...

WHERE do we shart?

Of course, there is only one viable option.

The mart.

THE MART!

T H E
H
E

M A R T
A
R
T

Shart... IN THE MART!

SHART IN THE MART!

IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!

S H A R T
H
A
R
T

I N
N

T H E
H
E

M A R T
A
R
T

It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.

Shart in the mart.

And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.

t. Mart Sharter :^)

where was this tornado everybody was shitting their drawers about?

Yeah I saw nothing

>Not inviting Americans on 9/11

Fuck you desu

funnier than the actual meme

the only good american is a dead american.

>soccer
>majority played by niggers and hue monkeys
>American Football
>majority played by niggers
>Baseball
>majority played by spics
>Hockey
>majority played by glorious northern aryans

hockey is fucking shit

why is it so popular

hockey and lacrosse or fuck off

ST. JOHN'S A COMFY

sup chink

>wrong opinions
no thanks

fuck off

HELLO !!

hello my friend.

(((liechtenstein)))

...

Québec is the only part of Cucknada with culture and identity.

...

ukrainian oilcucks, chinese and no culture then

This

O pâle envie, un jour, ces hommes que tu mords
Ont secoué les fers de leur race opprimée!
Leur sublime folie, hélas! fut réprimée,
Mais gare au peuple bon qui se souvient des morts.

Ils semblaient des coursiers qui font saigner leurs mors.
Peuple, ta volonté par eux s'est exprimée.
Nulle tache à leurs fronts ne s'est donc imprimée,
Et leurs sanglants tombeaux n'ont pas eu de remords.

Sous le chaume longtemps on dira leur vaillance.
De leur sang généreux ils ont, sans défaillance,
Payé nos libertés à de cruels bourreaux.

La lutte pour le droit n'est jamais inutile,
Et ces fous glorieux que le glaive mutile
Sont ceux que l'avenir appelle des héros.

fuck off pierre.

This

You just made it worse actually

Hockey starts soon, who's excited for the meme cup?

hello friends, we are honarary warm canadians

Yeah I agree

I am become good posting, destroyer of shit generals.

>laffs fan
>excited

t.american - lite version

I don't want guineas posting in my general. fuck off wop

So that's why okay sucks so much, only cucks play it

>be canadian
>be a literal nigger

Oh noes, the ruthless canadian attacks me, how can a man resist against such ostility?

You should be excited for the world cup, that lineup for team Kanada is dirty

annexing this thread

ill annex your tight boipussy.

why did you delete your post? :^)

Chinese proxy

if you rape your enemies they win

>tfw it's not hot af anymore
Comfy

what is "hot" for canadians
here 10c is cold as shit

personally i wish the temperature was always 20c with a bit of a breeze

30C or high is too much. Even high 20s is uncomfortable. Our summer was hot as bleeding hell this year.

20-25°C isn't too bad if humidity is low but where I live we get like 70-90% humidity which makes 25 feel like 40 and death.

>ywn find Justin's mouthguard when he spits it out after a match
>ywn covertly sneak away with it and, when you are alone, put it in your own mouth so you can taste the passion and determination in his victory saliva

Hi this seems like the thread for me to be fat in

What happened to /cum/? I thought Canadians would be OK on 9/11...

Brazeau is such a goof. How the fuck do you lose to Trudeau, honestly?

35c

>Western Canadian Republic
>Republic

Fuck off.

he knew that if he lost then trudeau would win

I want to live isolated in a Canadian Low-Population Region with lots of forests and nature and no people around
Is my dream doable?

What's Nunavuts endgame?

If you don't mind the cold, Northern BC. Though the people you do run into will be chugs.

Yeah, in most parts of the country. I'm not that far off the grid but I've never even met my neighbours.

Cold out
at enfield service station now

>Americans unironically defending this shit
We should either keep /Canada/ or just make /CM/ (Canada-Mexico) threads from now on

There is a typo OP lemme fix it:

Général canadien

Pas invités: """""Canadiens""""""""""""" anglais et amérilards

delet qbeq

Just /can/ desu

No latinos of any sort.

Fuck multilingualism

>>>/fr/

where do you live?

rural southern ontario and quebec are comfy and the most like europe imo

>Republic

You have to go back

where were you when quebec saved the white race?

ALL FUCKING /CUM/ SEPARATISTS MUST FUCKING HANG

didn't know troolander defended our country so much

Good taste

>European

Yeah cause that's working so well for Sweden, Germany, and France.

Can't wait until those comfy winter evenings

animal mother is my spirt animal.

don't you know what an animal mother is?

no. oblige me.

>forgets everything east of quebec
s m h

yeah man, the incest culture is pretty big up there

>saying that while we have fucking saguenay

>memes
I bet your city hasn't even existed for 500 years, s m h

Best city.

>St-johns
>city

ah yes, that region where all the mayors end up doing trash radio in Qc city

>St-johns
>city
why yes you're correct
now pls refer back to

St Johns started as a settlement for fishermen and wasn't consider a city before the mid 17th century of something. And anyway, it's not even the oldest surviving settlement in North America

so I'm guessing your city hasn't existed for 500 years then
l m a o

say that to my face, you lil' shit

>that face
as long as i dont have to get too close, yikes

>He lives in the east
>His people only took the adventure half-way

>he lives in the west
SHING NO PAI DE WAH
GET OUT NOW WE CLOSE