His country puts red sauce in the fridge

>his country puts red sauce in the fridge

who wants warm sauce?

>red sauce
What's that? Like tomato sauce/ketchup?

You're excused since you live inside a volcano
End yourself

Room temperature red sauce is best sauce

Prove me wrong

>protip: you cant

Tomato sauce?

Only if you open it

Are you going to answer my question or not you autistic cunt?

Wat
It's obviously tomato sauce you fucking abo cunt

this but im not quite sure why

also
>eating ketchup

You don't eat a liquid you twat

>when you go downstairs and the butter isn't in the fridge

>red sauce
you are SUCH a cunt

What do you call it?

>you don't put ketchup in the fridge
Disgusting

"Freshly picked tomatoes condensed into a creamy, tangy paste which I spread on my meals sauce"

Then just say that you dense pommy wanker.

Go get skin cancer you potato eating cunt

Yes Derek there's nothing i love more than using every culinary opportunity to make my chips cold as fast as possible
Didn't realise you'd be so thick as to not know what it is

>putting peanut butter in the fridge

I thought that was the sort of perjorative you'd reserve for Irish people.
I'd never seen it called that before by anybody ever and I wasn't going to make assumptions. Obviously I'm going to ask.

Really forces one to ponder
>owning peanut butter

Why do you guys even have fridges if you put nothing in them?

I don't own anything made by a negro.

To store dead Brazilians

>he doesn't keep his mayo at room temp.

>Not putting salsa and hot sauce in the fridge

if peanut butter is 100% peanuts then it needs to be refrigerated or else it slowly goes rancid

this matters less for the ultra-processed hydrogenated oil kind of peanut butter

>Drinking ketchup

>drinking kool-aid

>his country puts eggs in the fridge

Why? it doesn't make them last longer.

I must agree with you bongbro. Cold ketchup is haram. I've had people ask my why my ketchup is out because it's "gunna go bad" but have you EVER gone to a restaurant and gotten a cold bottle of ketchup?

>he doesn't refrigerate his bread
Enjoy your mold poisoning, filthy non-Americans

It doesn't make your fries cold you nigger

>you refrigerate your brea
You niggershit

Are you fucking kidding me? Delete this before it ends up on the next "global poker face" image, good lord.

I suppose if you put cold water in hot water it still stays the same temperature, eh?

You must have failed science class, huh?

There is nothing wrong with not refrigerating memesauce if you use it frequently enough.

I didn't actually. You're just a silly twat cunt that enjoys eating cold condiments. I suppose it goes nicely with your mutilated cock.

>Not buying fresh Frenchbread from Quebec every few days

>refrigerating bread

Do you think about cock often when you're triggered?

>fermenting your bread in brine

t. Cutlet

t. Sir Cheesewurst

>September 12th, 2016: In other news a Norwegian man was found dead in his mud shack when he ate 3 week old bread. The local village witch doctor said it was caused by a hex that another Norwegian man placed on him days earlier. As the moldy bread ingestion death rates quintuple in third world countries around the world the American government are initiating plans to send refrigerators to third world countries that need them.

>Hahaha dick cheese amirite
Lmao. Yeah lad, yeah. Learn to wash yourself.

I'll think of you while I slowly and carefully wash my benis, bby

>putting ketchup on the entirety of the fries and not just one at a time, thereby allowing the fries to be cooled down by ketchup

Euro fries trigger me because of this. They're always heavily coated in mayo and ketchup. How can anyone cleanly eat them without a fork?

I can get hard when my nob rubs up against my trousers. I doubt you could do the same, cutlet.

Don't put your catsup on it, it'll shrink dumbfag.

>bringing up circumcising for no reason
Are you cock drunk? Is that why you lads always do this?

>calling it red sauce

I actually do because I generally keep it firmly in place. That, and extra skin covers half of the glans still.

No. I do it because I know I can get a rise out of dicklets like yourself.
>He doesn't have a frenulum
>He'll never feel a girl lick your frenelum with the tip of her tongue
kek, how can you even feel sex?

It's a British/Arab thing

In America we call it burger sauce, freedom sauce, Heinz sauce, Huntz sauce, freedom fry sauce, or sweetened tomato topping.

In Japan it's just called catsuppo

Not getting involved in your argument but having a girl lick your banjo string is one of the best things in life

Ask your mum about it.

You don't want your fries cool you twat

Are you mentally ill?

Also reminder that if you call tomato sauce red sauce you deserve to drown.

That's what it fucking is you bender
I bet you call brown sauce "HP sauce" too you posh cunt

t. Cutlet

>That's what it fucking is you bender
Maybe if you're a poortherner
>brown sauce
confirmed

England was a mistake

It's a good example of how mass inbreeding can still allow a society to somewhat function.

Keep saying that and we might have to cut off your dole money supply.

>implying i want socialism
Do it

Without socialism people who call ketchup red sauce would've died out decades ago.