/cum/ - Canada, Umerica, Mexico

America's First Ass edition.

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Double nigger

Was Michelle a man?

>Its an "user's getting drunk on a Sunday night yet again" rerun

Morning

i have arrived

hello Finland! :3

bunda

hallo nada

it's better for relaxing alone IMO
alcohol for relaxation in social settings
nothing in excess of course

I'm working hard on my next new gimmick

>150% nigger
FTFY

Hello mister Finn
How was conscription?

So the Swiss defeats the Serb.

A normal evening in America.

CLOUC JE ŠE ZMER NŠ!

I wish I could be a useless NEET again.

now that is fucking weird

how do you read without losing intererst

Sort of, Michele Obama is a minor role Terry Crews plays.

>tfw my confidence is so far gone that I assume every girl I get matched with or super liked by on tinder did it as a joke
>tfw I am too ugly to ever get laid
>tfw I posted my face to /cum/ and everyone agreed there was nothing really attractive about it
Why can't I just get hit by a drunk driver or something while driving?

army thing? i never did it

Alri
So
You're walking boipucci

I bet you're okay

I dunno, the books are usually interesting. Plus stories are linear, so I didn't really have a choice

The Phillipine president was right. Obama is the son of a whore

Post it again, I'm sure it's not that bad. How old are you? Have you been in a relationship before?

Nope, I see only flaws

you think that's bad?

I created an Interpals account, but I was too anxious to send any messages (I got second hand anxiety just looking at some of the exchanges other people posted). When a qt grill commented on my profile picture, I had a panic attack and deleted my account.

Shieettt

Affirmative action got me into Oklahoma panhandle state university

Sure if you want me to be.

21

I've been close

We usually read the book in the order we find most interesting and piece the story together

post face

Could you please post the pic

If you're that bad just restart your account and you can add or talk to me on there, I'll see if I can help you talk to somebody, I ain't anything impressive either

How do you function in real life?

I'm sorry, but that just seems kinda dumb. I can see kinda how that would help with comprehension though, but it seems so extra

No, I don't think I can deal with that level of closeness

At this point I think it's much better to just cut my losses and accept that I'll never succeed even at the most basic and elementary social levels, and I might as well try and find pleasure elsewhere.

I need someone constantly pushing me, screaming in my face to get my work done

You're not ugly lad

7/10 desu

Your haircut is JUST tier but you look fine desu

ugly desu

Fix the haircut and get glasses that work with your face better.

By having minimal social interaction.

I'm actually able to maintain myself when it's just "business" relationships (though I'm still nervous and asocial, and have annoying tics such as being unable to maintain any eye contact whatsoever), I just can't handle anything where the focus is even slightly on "me" (i.e. anything resembling friendship, acquaintanceship, etc.) rather than on some objective work or task which needs to be accomplished.

Try a different hairstyle and you could look better. Contacts may be good too.

7/10

Definitely can get a gf but you do look a little autisty

fix hair then you're good bb

jajajajajajaajajja

que le paso a tu cabello mamon

no seas malo huevon.

comb the hair more over to the side and you're set bud

Why did it get deleted

i did this

wristbands are for women and the gays

I said I would

I don't want any more people to see my face

Nah, what?
Closeness? It's just a bunch of asiaboo niggers on some international chatting website
Go restart your account real quick and tell me when you do, I'll post my interpals user on here

Can't believe Macintosh plus is at 12 million views

I relate to you a lot, user.

I believe in us, we will make it one day. We will have a loving companion

>el ass
kek

it's an old meme that people are barely getting into

Why is it that no Japanese VN has ever come close to being as good as Katawa Shoujo?

In fact, considering that Four Leaf Studios disbanded, I think we can safely say that it will never be overtaken, either.

Fap man, you here?

I don't know wha I did wrong, but the game ended with me getting drunk and falling off the roof. I havent touched it since

where's the poo man?

youtube.com/watch?v=O7x8zbjD4yE

>Mex-sicko

Let's try to summon him

Only in the capital tho

>(((Mexico City)))

Exactly the same here. Even spending time with parents is difficult.

Hey

I want a lesbian Mexican girlfriend. Are there any here?

If you fail to act significantly interested in any of the women, triggering their path, you get that ending.

Yay! It's fap man!

Hiya, sooo.... What's the count?

How would that work out if she's a lesbo

14

but I've stopped for the day

I think the janny is onto me

Because so am I? :,3

>''ese apoyo si se ve''
>Ve tv dish

>tfw I bought a webcam and I'm not sure where to use it

If I posted my face in a rate thread and got a low score I'd probably kill myself, but I also want people to give me an opinion on how I look.

I'm no fan of Sup Forums, but this Moonman character is quite entertaining.

youtube.com/watch?v=9ztNLNJ4vLs

>tfw I want a gf to motivate me to get my shit together, but I probably need to have my shit together in order to get a gf

Go ahead post your face what's the worst thing that can happen.

Then show us, everybody in /cum/ already knows what I look like

I thought we were trying to cut back though. 14 is quite a bit. Why is the janny on to you?

I dream of an America that is 100% white

Do it while drunk so it doesn't hurt as much.

you can add me on skype

I'll give you my legitimate opinion

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You look horrible

I am but I had a bit of a relapse today

idk I think he's deleting my posts
so if you don't see me for a while, you'll know why i'm gone

Post legs

go to /soc/
not fucking around, i posted my face once and got decent 6 to 8/10 rating
Also lots of ugly ass people post there too

Not going to post it here in case the janny loses it.

You've already seen them.

I have been going to tumblr and I have been making ironic blue pill posts here

I think I have subtlety blue pilled myself without wanting to

Gas yourself

At least I'm not a meme anymore, ugly or not

k

Same

I wipe my runny nose on Canadian gravestones

>Lesbians are real
Not even memeing, they're fucking not