Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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Trying to learn Kana and its annoying as fuck

But at least it's easier than learning the English alphabet since there is only one sound for each

いらっしゃいませ

をつ!

このスレで冗談を言ったら銃殺

北朝鮮は近い内に崩壊 (冗談でないから銃殺されない)

百合ぞい

眠い
仕事嫌だ

...

>kana is annoying

エロガキ生徒に困らせているキリ先生を想像してごらん

Hello, Japan thread.

I'd like to hear your advice on something.

My mum told me to marry her ex's daughter because they're poor now, and because he was a really nice person, she said that I wouldn't have to worry about my wife's traits and that I would be helping them a lot. I'm studying to be a male nurse at the moment, and my mum said it's fine, I can marry her after I graduate.

I've never had a gf before and I'm not very social with other girls, so I guess my mum thought this would be a good idea.

Should I go with this or what?

>kana is annoying
don't make fun of my gf

ガキ「先生、胸すげぇ!」
キリ「はっはっは、先生は胸筋だけじゃなく背筋も凄いぞ、一番のおすすめは上腕二頭筋だ!」
ガキ逃げる

It sure is. It's much easier to memorize 1,000 rudimentary kanji.

youtube.com/watch?v=EJuYtosBauY&t=1m13s

Is that Ayumi?

クソアニメぞい

I DON'T WANNA LIVE NO MORE
SOMETIMES I HEAR DEATH KNOCKIN AT MY FRONT DOOR

What was Japanese culture like between the 70's and early 90s? Were you a lot more Americanized?

youtu.be/kbQN0JnzWkA

>my wife's traits
what would they be?

本当に言いそうな、そんなキリちゃんが可愛いw

> 8am
> the local mosque starts blasting its call to prayer

Пpивeт
youtube.com/watch?v=XALLZHKnS_U

ふぅ…

次は、堀川今出川
堀川今出川、
です。

堀切菖蒲園

最近父はお酒を飲まないようになった

最近父はお酒を飲まれなくなった

Which one? I think its first one

Japan in the 70's
youtu.be/7I2yvlZno3o

The first one.
最近父はお酒を飲「め」なくなった is okay. (become unable to)

サンキュー

「飲まれなくなった」 can work when the subject is 山田さん、社長 etc. instead of 父.

俺の宿題がやりたい人どうぞ

1) 21世紀になったら___ようになると言われていたが、まだ実現していない。

2) インターネットが普及してから___くなった。

3) ___くなるだろう。

when you can not get a japanese gf because they are interested only in the white men, but anyways you can still fuck 10/10 jap girls by paying 200usd per hour

宇宙に住める
テレビの力が弱
明日は寒

まじめの答えは珍しい
ありがとう

...

1)ニュージーランドが先進国になる
2)ニュージーランドがかしこ
3)ニュージーランドっぽ

いえいえ
どういたしまして

>ニュージーランドが先進国になる
ワロタw

キウイ
キウイ
キウイ

>200usd
There is an extra charge for shit-skinned Latin Americans.

...

最近キムチチョンさんは東京に多いんだよな

ごめん…

こんにちは皆さん
まだ童貞ですか?

きむち/ちょん
だと朝鮮半島人みたいだけど、区切りを変えて
きむ/ちちょん
だと朝鮮半島人の名前っぽいな

>You're scrolling through a JAV site one day, when you find a girl who looks like your daughter on their. Upon closer inspection, you realize that it is in fact, your daughter.

What do you do?

宿題の続き
1) 新品であろうと、古いモデルのパソコンを___
2) どんな言語であろうと___
3) 上司であろうと___
4) どんなに社会的地位の高い人であろうと___

Are you a real Thai or are you an English teacher?

enjoying your first day here?

1)ニュージーランドへ送る
2)ニュージーランドで学ぶ
3)ニュージーランドへ島流し
4)ニュージーランドへ島流し

1:白人が人種淘汰・ジェノサイドによりカラードを絶滅し、白人のみで世界が回る

2:白人のプロパガンダが英語を通して世界中に広がるようになり、この世界はますますきなくさ

3:近い将来アメリカ合衆国は解体され、EUも崩壊し、世界は20c以前へと戻り、生来戦争・虐殺好きな白人の手によって核戦争が始まり、地球は廃墟と化して何物も存在できな

短いブランクに長文ワロタ

あれ、nihonjinさんじゃん

白人の彼女が欲しい

No choice but to cum

what the fuck

a 10/10 asian hooker can even spend the whole day with me for 1000 usd a day
kek
life is good

And dress her down and rape her time and again as punishment

今日ウンコも二回しました

じゃ、明日はウンコしちゃだめ

私も昨日2回しました。

>youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM

美味しい?

お前さあ……

Wipe your ass with a leaf Gympie Gympie

Sup Forumsで卵のスレ乱立してるのめっちゃ笑えるよwww

youtu.be/o6IIDnwni-Q

【報告】
凄すぎるメキシカン現る

so did I.
since the day I had eaten british food I have been suffering from diarrhea

今日なんか遅いね

*dabs*

Just finished Heisig 1 (around 2200 Kanji). Where do I go next?

back home whitto piggu

>A Thailander went to Japan
>He worked a lot to live there
>He couldn't master Japanese
>He gone deranged
>He cried
>He cried alot
>He started to hate Japan
>He went to home in Thailand and shut in
>He live on /japanese thread/ now

S-saitama-kun?

>Go to class for the first day
>Leftist teacher start to talk about Trump and Marine
>Leave class like I don't give a shit
>Study at home for the rest of the year

>being this newfag and dat engrish
he's a brit anyway

>student
I ever thought you are a bald elderly man.

>being newfag
>trust he is a refugee in brit

Why is it okay for college professors to impose their own ideas to their students...while teachers of lower education are to be more neutral politically, religiously and in many other ways.

いや、学生=若者なのは日本だけか!

死ぬ覚悟は出来ているか?

...

日本人はこの世に存在するべきものじゃない

No...I can't die now...I have an old mother to take care of...

He is shota

2Dの世界にいるもんな

9月名物、自演祭り開始

...

...

Just an English comment passing through.

>42nd floor 95m^2 1LDK apartment in osaka
>bigger than most jap houses

KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=ODcGoug3dgg

生でロシア語聞いたよ

>I WILL PROTECT GLORIOUS NIPPON FROM CHINESE INVASION!!!!!!!!