Get home after an exhausting day at work

>get home after an exhausting day at work
>see this
What do

call the police.

>Not a feminine trap

Disgusting

"What the fuck are you doing on my couch?"

unzip guns

*pull out handgun*
You have 30 seconds to leave my property before I am legally within my rights to execute you via gunshot to the head, sir.

This

Call the police before he rapes me.

suck his dick, no homo

>take off his underwear
>if has no dick
>beat the shit out of "her"
>if has a dick
>fuck him in the ass

"Whoops!"
>trip over end of couch and fall face first into his ass where I comically flail around unable to extricate myself from this totally embarrassing situation

pound that sweet goodness

Just like my Chinese cartoons

Fucking faggots.

How much of Sup Forums is actually gay? i've always wondered this

i bet you have

show us your dick

i gave up on women

I literally did just get home from work.

I would put my face in that bum crack.

>Thread about faggots
>Thailand

Why am I not surprised.

Go to my room and cry

I am. I'd guess like 15% is. Maybe more. And definitely more of people who are """"straight"""" (ie. not entirely straight).

And have you actually done anything with men or do you wank to men?

"Giving up" on a sex and then pursuing the other doesn't seem like it happens in reality.

Newfag here. Is Sup Forums usually this gay?

n-no

we get our gay on pretty regularly, idk what else other than this thread you're referring to currently though.

yes I have had sex with guys and it's better

shoot the asshole

Jump on him for a bit of wrestling

Im straight though so no gay stuff

which 'asshole' do you mean?

The one where Thais enjoy inserting cucumbers.

Asking him why he has entered in my house without permission, say to him that's against the law, pay your debt with your boipucci.

Tell him to please leave as my boyfriend is coming home soon.

*unzips dick*

Probably a lot less than people think.

You have to consider that a lot of 4channers are cronic masturbators, and their sexual preferences only exist in the context of porn.
They probably think they would like the strong arms of a beefcake because it's just like that roleplay session they fapped to last night, but if they were approached sexually by a man in real life they would be disgusted by it. Especially considering that real life gay men are seldom 12/10 pinnacles of human beauty standards like the ones used to make this kind of thread.

The majority of ""gay"" 4channers aren't gay.
They're just lonely.

Looks pretty dyel, I'd probably do nothing.

disgusting faggots the lot of you

What's wrong with that?

fuck off mohammud, your goat is waiting for you.

Burn him because he probably have filled my beautiful couch with his disgusting shitskin sweat

There's nothing gay about wanting to fuck men.

true

There never used to be. It's only in the past few decades that

fucking men=you're gay

19th century actually.
Some doctors found necessary to create categories.

Slap his ass and lay on top of him while I grab his dick

Dive right into his asshole.

I'm straight, but something about dominating a fit young hairless man in bed makes me rock hard.

>I'm straight
[citation needed]

probably nothing sexual but I'd like to lick his abs haha

I'd probably identify as straight. I'd only date women and openly only have sex with them, but I've had a few homosexual encounters where I've always been dominant. There's literally nothing wrong with pounding the shit out of another man's arsehole. We follow Ancient Roman and Greek civilisation as examples of how we should act, I'm simply following their example tbqh

>there are people on Sup Forums right now who haven't had their fair share of boi puss
>shameful

Hello there ! Got lost ? :^)

I'm bi but I prefer men if that counts

Sorry i have a boyfriend plz leave.

Bi that prefer men 95% of the time

Rare?

I don't know i used to post here a while ago, you tell me.

Only date girls but I've fucked traps before, including sucking their dicks (also love giving oral to girls) but I'm not interested in getting fucked. However when looking for trans I definitely prefer they have tits, be they plastic or hormonal, and I've gone limp and just stopped and left when it's turned out to be just a dude in a dress with a wig.
It's rarely been satisfying honestly, there's like a 1/8 chance they'll be feminized enough to be like the fetish.

>it will never happen to you
I hate my autism so much.

You can be my Frog bf

I-if you want to that is

there is nothing gay about beeing attracted to traps.
Your brain doesn't know it is a man, it thinks its a woman

Most, I would say. If you're not attracted to traps, you will be. You will be.

I would like to join
If possible

>just pretend he doesn't have a dick when you plow him that's all xD

Post body pic.
I want a Burger gymbro to mock his lack of culture then make up in bed.

Fuck his ass until he can't walk for a week. After that, hug him and whisper 'I love you'. :3

>its a being gay on the internet episode

ugh

Hit him with my baseball bat

you mean with your "baseball bat"?

What does gay mean if it isn't wanting to fuck a man?

The difference between 2nd world "barbaric" people with dignity, and 1st world "civilized" sheltered cucklods.
USA is the exception.

>slavs
>dignity

It means an effeminate male

A faggot, basically