/brit/

korean pop edition

*screams at you*

tfw

Phwoar

YES CHEF
*clatters pans*

God fuck this stupid kpop nonce

fuck me it's dead today

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can i post here? i love the slug

First day of uni lad, nobody here but NEETs and millionaires

why?

>uni starts
>/brit/ is dead
interesting correlation

but im neither, posting from my wage slave position

My uni doesn't start for another three weeks wtf

Average age here is 20-21

Fuck off Oxbridge

>this bottle of lucozade has 300 kcal in it

I regret buying it now.

Going to be obese by the time I've drunk it.

Perhaps now we can get back to some high quality posting. Now where were we before?

Something about a someone was doing a wank?

Might join the priesthood and be known as the local areas "hot young priest", i could use this to get more young women into Mass, thereby attracting more young men and saving the souls of the youth.
The Church should recruit more hot young priests

Morning thailad

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alri

I find this arousing

*starts to vibrate*

>10 to 11 on a Monday
>/brit/ is dead

Weeeew. I wonder why

I got approached by a faf (fit as fuck) yank Jehovah's Witness a few months back. I love Jehovah now.

I'm mad as Hell and I'm not going to take this anymore, lads.

>I'm mad as Hell
>anymore

Fuck off yank

mad about what?

gf starts uni in spain today. worried about all the thirsty spanish lads she's going to meet she tells me everyone at work already flirts with her

:(

reddit meme movie. FUck off

what kind of relationship can you have with someone who goes to uni in another country

Why did you let this happen?

Maybe start getting used to the idea of moving on m8.

>let

err, she's not his property you know

>Reddit
Fuck off, paki

Just saw someone riding a scooter. Thought it was just a meme lmao.

What? Yes she is? When they got together it immediately became his duty as the man to care for, and take charge of, her life

For now it's mostly whatsapp/skype but with regular visits
can't stop her going to uni man
no :( i love her thailad don't be mean

no way haha

Could have gone with her

She'd be less likely to get pissed on the beach and railed by the buff, tanned locals if you were there

Ya fucking clinchpoop

Just masturbated to Kamilla tranny webcam videos.

I feel like a fucking filthy degenerate now.

Can you buy Novida Pineapple Breeze in the UK?

It's a coca-cola product so I'm hoping yes?

Ah yes, /brit/ is coming down after weekend long ket bender and not just a bunch of nerds in school

Never heard of it

Just prepare at least yourself for the possibility however slim that 3 years~(?) away is going to be a bit of a test on both of you.

I don't know either of you so it may well be fine.. Just wouldn't work for me.

>Can you buy Novida Pineapple Breeze in the UK?

Uganda be kidding me

Ey asshool! Tdoo ov arr guise diyd tryin to fyn yo ahl rye?

Mmm no, perhaps you need to leave with the university runts.

Now, *ahem* where were we...
*flips through the spreadsheet*
Aaaah yes, the global impacts of Brexit, especially on Honduras.

4 years :(
I don't speak Spanish well enough to just move to Spain. It's my aim eventually but first I need to learn spanish and get a job there

finally soddin home from work lads, missed you all x

Shame you didn't die.

how do you make white canvas shoes white again?

imagine being american/australian/other sort of johnny foreigner and calling /brit/ your home lads

couldn't imagine anything more pathetic.

alri krautlad

Wash them

this

*doesn't leave*
*grumbles under breath*
ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘᶫᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᶦᶰ ᶜʰᵃʳᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵖʳᵉᵃᵈˢʰᵉᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᶰᵒʷ⋅ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵈᶦᵈᶰ'ᵗ ʷᵃᶰᵗ ᵗᵒ⋅
m8, you have permission to have a look around on Tinder or something tonight.. look at all dem options.

white tipex mate

1. Working class
2. Middle class
3. Upper class
9001. Underclass

>imagine being american/australian/other sort of johnny foreigner and calling /brit/ your home lads

>couldn't imagine anything more pathetic.

alri haha x

washing machine? or using my flatmate's toothbrush?

is that an anime wig?

Washing machine with a splash of bleach in the drum. 60deg. Extra rinse. Low spin.

nahh lad i don't. we're in love i don't want anyone else

Danke

alri thainonce

BAKA DESU

Then I sincerely wish you all the best.

i didn't know that brit girls are most ugly and easy girls in europe its really frustrated because i thought they are all charming and non slutty

> all these non-brits

WOW I GUESS THIS GENERAL IS AS MULTICULTURAL AS THEIR FUCKING SHITHOLE ISLAND

Teach them the ways of being plastic Korea sama

haha yeah guess it is nice one

Gas the taigs lads

thailad more like idiotlad

Shouldn't you be in /balt/?

Thought we kicked you out ages ago t b h

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