You win $5,000,000

>you win $5,000,000
>you lose your testicles
You must choose

Can I buy new ones?

Fuck that 5 million. I pick the part where i lose my balls. This will decrease testosterone, causing me to lose my gainz but i get an increased lifespan

As a virgin I choose to keep my balls, because I want to try it at least once.

gib money!

Can I get both

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kill yourself

Of course i'd take the money. Less hormone production, but that's it.
You can fuck without balls.

Why would having money reduce your hormone production?

Because i would lose one testicle?

I might be a poor perma kv forever but fuck I don't want to lose parts of my body

so no, never

I must choose whether I'd rather win $5M or lose my testicles?

dayum

But you said you would choose the money

>lose testicals
It's not like they're being used anyway

I'll take the 5 million. I can get prosthetic testicles and as long as I still have my dick what does it fucking matter?

Oh so I'll stop producing testosterone at the same level I do now, who cares? That money could buy me more shit than I could ever dream of having currently.

Would I still be able to have a boner?
>inb4 russian education

This

It would be pretty difficult to get a boner naturally without your testicles, so no. But you could use viagra or a pump.

This thread is about trading your testicle for money. You must choost both or none, otherwise the question would be pointless.
>You win $5.000.000
>but
>you lose your testicles

eh... nah.

I was texting with a guy who lost his balls and still had an active sex live.

you must choose
>you win $5,000,000
>you lose your testicles

I'll keep my balls

Being a rich trap isn't so bad desu

Seems unlikely. Your balls and the testosterone they produce are literally the only reason your dick goes hard.

Then this thread is pointless.

Why would I want to lose my balls? Obviously I choose the 5 mil. Not only that, but I can use the 5 mil and the balls I kept to lure lots of gold diggers.

Money. There are different methods of reproduction I could afford.

Or I'd just freeze the swimmers for later, while taking testosterone injections. Although I'm not quite sure if that would be worth the 5m.

>my family is going to die

You can save them for 300,000,000€

here's a harder one. You get to have any celeb in the world of your choice as your gf/wife.

the catch is she has HIV.

>MtF transexual

So not only do I get a part of the surgery for free, I get enough money to get me the best face modern medicine can buy?

sign me the fuck up

your voice will also change to make you sound like a little cuck boy.

I prefer average-looking people who are preferably not famous. I would date a celebrity even if I got paid for it.

*wouldn't

how long can sperm stay frozen for? if its indefinite, shouldnt all men do this since your sperm are healthier when young?

....how is this a hard question? America is very smart ok bye.

>America is very smart ok bye.
Thank you for your kind words

I mean....of course I would lose my testicles instead of getting $5.000.000

Using these money I could become a 9/10 grill using operations and hormones.
Not such a bad life if you ask me.

>All these people that can't see that OP completely fucked up the wording and the proposition.

>"Sperm can be frozen indefinitely. There have been normal pregnancies from sperm stored frozen for 12 years. The efficacy of the freezing is questionable when it has been frozen for more than 12 years. Each individual's sperm reacts differently to the freezing process."

>shouldnt all men do this
Some do, but depends. I probably wouldn't unless I reached my 40's without having a child.

perhaps we can we just chose not to be autistic

Actually the word you're looking for is pedantic. But in any case, he fucked it up completely, autism and/or pedantry have nothing to do with it.

>"Sperm can be frozen indefinitely
>. The efficacy of the freezing is questionable when it has been frozen for more than 12 years
dont these two sentences contradict each other?

Technically anything can be frozen indefinitely... but yeah, it still decays overtime regardless. Also, you can't deep freeze it below a specific temperature as that would cause the sperm cells to die (the DNA molecules would break apart). So I guess 12 years is the safe zone, after that you'll have an increasing number of defective sperm, but genetic screening can still prevent defective sperm from being used anyway.

Also, older men do have healthy sperm, it just becomes less common as you age, so you can be 70 years old and still have some genetic screening on your sperm so they can find a bunch that are perfectly healthy and use them.

And soon we'll have new methods of reproduction that don't require your egg/sperm, as they'll be able to artificially create gametes carrying your DNA, using your skin cells as provider.

I would take the $5000000, as losing my testicles sounds painful

I take the money. I would just adopt cute little girl.

keep my balls
Health is way more important

keep testicle.

money is just statement letter of potentially owned resource, while all the resource in this universe are potentially yours. stupid capitalist.

take money and keep my testicle