Tfw born black in America

>tfw born black in America
>tfw you will never be born white in America
>tfw your race commits the most crime being 13% of the population

I fucking hate being black Sup Forums

Someone please kill me

Just be a decent human being and don't stoop to the level of other blacks.

>you are immune to skin cancer
>be happy

>Implying this makes up for being born into the most retarded and ugliest race

you can still become a billionaire, an athlete, secretary of state/defense, president, attorney general. You can get into college more easily and white liberal are extremely wary of criticising any aspect of your behaviour or culture. make something of yourself

Just don't be a low class poorfag and you'll be fine.

The worst thing Black Americans do is defend the actions of their uneducated lower class. You won't see educated white people holding hicks and trailer trash in anything but contempt.

USA now worships black men. White American girls will give their virginities to you and her father will be proud to be have you as son-in-law.

>He thinks this is true
You've clearly never been to the US friend

Only trash whites race mix

You're not even black though, Matthew.

whatever makes u feel better, nigga

But australians love to get CHINKED

being asian vs being black
what would you choose?

Asian

At least asian women are cute, black women are so fucking ugly

>tfw you'll never get an asian gf because Asian women hate black men

asian women also hate asian men lol
t. I've got an interpals account and so many fucking asian women message me and on their profiles have blocked their homelands from messaging them

Being black doesn't matter. Just don't act like a nigger and you'll be fine

Africans are among our most successful immigrants because they don't act like brainless cunts

>Africans are among our most successful immigrants

Source?

b-but you's dik

t. Knower

Trust me

What's the point in having a big dick if you'll never be able to have sex with a qt asian girl?

>you'll never be able to have sex with a qt Asian
Never underestimate trashy Asian grills

>trashy

But I want a pure asian gf

Me too f.am

It's up to you to be a part of the solution.
Remember, not all black people are niggers

Yeah, but you're most likely white you'll be able to get an asian gf

Nah, I'm a Poo

Girls like to mock my accent

>pure asian gf
>dating outside her race
yeah no

...

it's ok you can get a pure bla-
sorry I can't do it lol

C-can I hear your accent?

S-SHUT UP

I can't use Vocaroo on this phone

African Americans are pretty intelligent.

Also black men aren't ugly.

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN

>Someone please kill me
*Calls the police*
Enjoy the sweet release of death in about 20 minutes

lolol

His head doesn't look right for his body

I can't explain it but it's there

being black male is not the worst, black female is terrible

but in twitter there are a lot of young white people idolizing black culture and typing in ebonics