ITT: Artists who fuck underage fans

ITT: Artists who fuck underage fans

Me but I'm not an artist and I don't have fans

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Me too fampai

I feel bad for anyone that fucks that dirty snatch

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implying she was a fan

>go to see Grimes live
>stand at the front because I like that
>crew guy comes up to me and tells me Claire wants to meet me
>he takes me backstage
>Grimes is there
>she tells me to sit down
>sits on my lap
>she obviously hasn't brushed her teeth or otherwise bathed recently
>the stench is unbelievable
>she forces her lips on mine
>I start puking
>puke all over Grimes
>she looks at me in disbelief
>suddenly she starts giggling autistically
>"ooooh, how did you know I was into that?"
>Grimes sticks her finger down her throat and pukes all over my crotch
>"yippee, again!" She screams
>she pukes once more
>I do not completely understand what is going on, but I know it's time for me to leave
>I run to the door
>she chases me
>"stay stay I want to play play! stay stay I want to play play!"
>she grabs me around the waist and starts kissing my body
>my torso is covered in lipstick kisses; not of roses but of puke
>manage to lose Claire after I throw her into a wall
>make a run for the exit
>manage to make it outside
>stand there catching my breath
>notice a member of Grimes' entourage staring at me
>she smiles and speaks
>"Ah, she gave you the old Grime Grime I see!"

Grimes shows, not even once.

What the fuck did I just read

i've heard rumors about this guy but i'm not completely convinced

>a 30 year old bowie will never softly kiss your forehead as he penetrates your 12 year old pussy
why live?

the victim still hasn't admitted to it

kek

wtf, i doubt it
grimes doesn't seem like the person who would take advantage of her fans like that, or even have casual sex to be honest

i heard that mac demarco actually gets it on with fans at his shows which made me upset :^( idk if its true but him and his gf are such a cute couple, i don't wanna belieeeeeeeeve

That is hot. I would have stayed and let her peg me

yea demarco regularly fucks 14 year old girls at his shows
from the sound of it you probably have a shot with him :^)

It's in his book

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???
Are you just posting random musicians?

Didn't he supposedly shag Cher when he was about 14 as well?

you're still as funny as ever

>i do not completely understand what is going on, but i know its time for me to leave

Kek

is this subtle bait?

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>subtle

Him? Seriously ? Source please?

Nope I just don't see what reason there is to believe that these artists (or others in this thread) are pedophiles.

he dindu nuffin

You don't see why there's reason to believe that Micheal Jackson, a man charged for child molestation, was a pedophile?

Oh, we've all done that.

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she's a slut

There is literally no proof of him molesting anyone.

Is this copypasta only used on weirdo synthpop artists? I've seen it for CHVRCHES

demarco admitted on leddit he's still a virgin

Oh I wasn't aware he was charged with that, my bad.

That's what happens when you pay off accusers

i highly doubt that. probly his le ironic funnyman xD humor

I always hated those kids in high school who were always like "I don't listen to the crap out now! I only listen to real music!!" And they were either 80s glam rock stuff or classic rock. Like get a grip, there's more stuff out there than your queen greatest hits CD.

The only time I've ever seen this is in youtube comments. And I can never tell if they're serious.

His underage fans were too old for him.