Lauren Mayberry

Has there even been a bigger slut in the music industry? I miss when bands were successful because of the music they made and not because they had some whore up on stage for people to jerk off to instead. She should be working at a strip club she has no business fronting a successful group of musicians.

what a bizarre, sad post.

someone tweet this at Lavren

OP is probably Lavren

LAUREN IS CUTE YOU FUCKO
AND SHE HAS MUSICAL TALENT THAT TOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I agree

She has a nice voice, that's really all that matters. Being the most adorable thing in the known universe is just a helpful bonus.

Good thread

Yep

>he doesn't know about this girls who was in the Sugarcubes once

Hello Lauren please dont mind the harassing misogynistic posts above me. Can I mail you 100 posters for you to sign? They are for a good cause.

Shes a plain Jane with a ton of makeup stopp jizzing all over her jesus

Shes fucking dumb as shit too.

damn...

every fat,short.awkward, losers wet dream

damn...

Sarah Blackwood is the only competition imo

Just because CHVCHES is mediocre catchy pop doesn't mean you can't appreciate Lauren's cuteness.

Fuck off already with this stupid shit Jesus Christ

>getting this mad in a shitpost thread

Fuck u

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They are very mediocre even for synthpop. Only popular because of le qt singer. Same goes with grimes

Bork is too asian looking to be attractive

everytime I think of this band the whole brandon thing comes up in my head and I hate it. i can't even enjoy them anymore.

You jelly or what?

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That sucks.

Hes right though

Damn...

*tips fedora*

why do people shit on her so much?

bc she reacts to it.

People probably dont like the music or her. That's all I can think of.

Racist.

No u

So wut m8?

I should really leave this bait alone but I just can't pass up the delicious misogyny in this post. I have to wonder what could have possessed you to make such a ridiculous post, but whatever the reason it made me smile. So thank you.

I was being completely serious

>I want to be lauren mayberry's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

Never forget

I'm impressed tbqh

I'm pretty sure you could say the same thing about every other female singer.

Yeah

Every now and then I look up a Chvrches video, mute it and play something decent instead while watching Lauren.

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Haha what a slut

What's sloser

Slassster

Isn't she the girl who said she doesn't want unattractive guys talking to her?

The one pasta of her breaking into my house and sitting in my room was the best one imo.

Can you guys post more Lauren pastas?

Not the Brandon ones pls those are awful and unfunny

Lauren likes to fuck her own asshole with with with with PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

thinking someone is a slut when theyre pretty non slutty means youre obsessed with sex which would make you the slut. so fuck off, slut.

There really isn't much.

Bo

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asian women are the best

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Loretta

you have spooked the gods user

Agreed.

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Are you okay user?

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She literally has anime eyes

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Into

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She looks like the type of woman who would be a cuckquean. Imagine you're married to her, but you're fucking different woman in bed. A hotter woman, with a more feminine body, who doesn't look like a 12 year old. And then Lauren is sitting in a chair a few feet from her own bed, just watching you two have sex. Her eyes wide and welling with tears, every once in a while you hear a soft sob.

As for her feet, she likes feeling owned. One of her favorite ways of feeling like a man's slutpet is to have her feet ejaculated on.

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I want to be Lauren's little tampon baby boy

good effort

bump

saved

i wonder what being her lover would be like
i think her being on tour all the time would be hard

I am Lauren's little tampon baby boy
AMA

is it hard being red?

hot. i want to fuck a hotter woman and then jizz on Lauren's soles.

It ain't easy being green

but no I generally enjoy being stained in Lauren's menstrual fluids

Bit my lip when I saw this..

this is a high quality thread

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if you like her and the music that's cool,but this whole "joke" you've been doing is stale.

And

Thand

this

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