Shit that triggers you while playing instruments

>Octave slide

>I have no idea what I'm even playing any more
it's not really a trigger but you know the "oh fuck I'm so losttt aaaaa

>play someone else's guitar
>feels weird

>"bro can i play your guitar?"
>immediately proceeds to change the tuning

every time

>drummer doesn't know when his kit is out of tune so you have to do it for him

Can't you just say "Yeah, but don't touch the tuners" before you hand it to them?

>improvising over a scale
>hit a fucking note out of the scale
>whole thing falls apart

>weak

>then they don't tune it back when they're done

Yeah, pretty weak. Probably the biggest difference between an amateur player and a pro. The pro fucks up, but keeps going. The amateur fucks up and stops.

i dont get the joke whats bad about octave slides

>when I let my drummer have the spotlight and he does fucking nothing with the time

that is be-bop though.

"oop slide up a note - yeah no one noticed oop slide up a note - yeah no one noticed oop slide up a note - yeah no one noticed oop slide up a note - yeah no one noticed oop slide up a note - yeah no one noticed"

finish on an arpeggio

,I'll have a pint

>when it's time for the drummer to play a steady groove but he thinks it's time for a drum solo

i've only been playing for a little while you harsh motherfuckers, im amateur as fuck and make no illusions about it

a very annoying thing, however, is when your guitar goes wildly out of tune after only a day or two. fucking old guitar.

Yeah it is. I like be-bop.

But if you play a note out of the scale, then the whole things falls apart... you lose the rhythm, you lose your place, you need to start over, etc. That's amateurish. Just keep playing.

People who don't know anything about music won't notice. People who do know stuff about music will let it slide because you didn't let it fuck you up.

it has a poor effect

That's cool though. Just take it as some advice. I teach music students and that's the number one issue I see over and over again.

"Ooops, I messed up. Let me start over."

"NO! Keep going."

Don't learn bad habits. Learn to play through your mistakes and you'll be a better performer than most players out there.

>tart over, etc. That's amateurish. Just keep playing.

yeah but when you get that thing and you're still playing but you've no idea anymore and it's all gone and you're reaching around and feeling a bit sicky now where's an ending

>ah you died

it's free jazz

thank you for the advice user :) I'll try and remember it

>soloist just goes up and down the chromatic scale