Brehs

Brehs.....
I got mail.

>amazon

K

definitely a dragon dildo

WHO CARES!? NOT ME!! NO WAY

I'm working on getting it open...
What do you mean? There's no amazon logo on the box anywhere.

>how can you know something you arent directly told
>how to think.gif.tiff

Images will be low quality to deal with the file size limit.....

I wonder what other "size limits" are involved
you goddamn homo

This package is 12.20 lbs......
That joke made me laugh, thanks user.......

>the absolute state of Sup Forums in current year

>no poptarts

you had one job

Gonna get them out of the plastic...........
I don't like poptarts, they're really dry and too sugary...........

>purple paper
Oh boy

Why do you fucks buy this shit.

I know it's just to make this thread but don't these cost like 50$?
You spend that much to make an off topic thread that has already become a stale and tired meme on Sup Forums and simply makes people roll their eyes when they see it?

Shut up, poorfag.

It's probably one dude has been forcing the meme for years. He has a room with 500 of these things in.

>in current year

There are legit faggots who use them though. Some just find it HILARIOUS.

>actually thinks this
>has never felt the warmth of penetration
virgin.tiff

post them side by side with your macbook

the tape dumbass

Got them out.....
They make my body feel very good......
Sorry, but I don't own a macbook....

>confirmed Sup Forumstard

you have to go back

Nah I'm just not a newfag you little slut.
Now bend over so I can fuck your asshole

I'm running out of room to put them... Thanks for tuning in to my thread guys.....

have you ever put the plastic animes in your butt?

>can't recognize prostate stimulating tech
pleb

Have you tried all of them?

post demonstration with all 20 of them

What does your mother think about this?

hard mode: in immediate succession

>stan anything less than XL
pleb

can you even shit at this point or does it just run out?

I'm going to get banned for this

You should.

Make it stop
I want to destroy everything and return to the stone ages

might as well contribute more until it happens

why are his testicles so big?

For you

but there was no lube in the stone age

he injected something in his balls

Seconded

No...
Yes.
She respects my privacy and doesn't know...
That would be too much for me.......
Yes, I do defecate normally.... The sphincter is a muscle and can go back to normal.....

Checked

Sup Forums - Guro

I'm not even gonna tell you to kill yourself because anal cancer will do the job just fine
Enjoy your prolapsed cavities, degenerate

best thread of 2018 (so far)

>Deadpool's practical humor has gone too far

>yes mom, been having lots of fun with that soccer ball lately, scored several goals

Post programming socks.

I'm gay and I can't derive pleasure from things in my butt

So you're a top.

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