Cringe Thread

WE

Ah, of course. I'm a dumbass.

WUZ

weighing down the needle scratches up vinyl

also it's a crosley which are known for ruining vinyl records, so it's kind of a double up on the scratch department

KINGZ

would a nickel be enough to do it, though?

>Nelson 'burning in hell' Mandela

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Dear god, he writes about something as mundane as his ass attempting to listen to a metal album like its fucking sin city or something.