Th-thanks for taking me out to dinner, user!

>th-thanks for taking me out to dinner, user!

just so you know, you're paying.

Lorde do i have abigger penis than your asian. why am I paying you're rich. wait where are you going oh cool a limo can I - oh ok well bye lorde nice dinner guess ill walk home

great music thread right here

order off the kids menu please, my funds are low

>thanks for taking me out to dinner , user !!!

Y-you too.

stop

is she a health nut

how many times would you cum in your pants if you went out to have a romantic intimate dinner with Bjork

>she ordered svið and wants to make out later

NO

i'd save my sea men for her desu

>user, we're at the beach! why don't you take off your shirt?

i'd give her a health nut if u understand the connotations of what i am saying

Welcome

gyno and stretch marks

get her a salad

she probably smells like cod desu

>what are you waiteeng for user ? get over here and fook me

didn't she ditch him? i heard she's single now

if it aint Bjork, I wont lift a fork

>the night of sleeping with her she calls room service
>"this is an alarm call, so wake up now de de dee dee de de de

>hear the sound of her deep man voice
>throw up in mouth
>realize paparazzi and camera crews are catching all of this
>everyone will know
>run out of restaurant into traffic