FIGHT

Who would win in a fight

Urxvt

A very fucking fast lightweight rat

BMW

A car in space.

the bird will eat the mouse obviously

GNOME already won. It's The linux desktop

My dad.
Old bastard is tough.

and the mouse will eat the cheese on a plate

Cinnamon mint won.
Distrowatch rankings don't lie.

Suddenly.. a fucking foot falls on the birb

>distrowatch
What kind of botnet is this?

>Suddenly

Big, fat, bloated, KDE, would smother them all.

Definitely bash ot other shell. Xorg will fuck his shit anyway.

>distrowatch
>relevant
pick one

unity

Not Gnome because BLOAT.

openbox

upvote

Distros need to stop using this buggy and unintuitive piece of shit as their default desktop.

There is only one with proper filepicker for maximum funposting efficiency.

A FUCKING FOOT

This

>XFCE
Mousefags will always win.

Between your weekly hair dyings, you should take to Twatter with your girlfriends and demand this change.

And the foot will be stuck in the kog.

The foot stomps the rat and then gets ground by the gears as the other two watch.

Congrats, you described a typical GNOME user in 2018.

BusyBox

Perhaps, but I think I was specific enough to make it clear, I meant (You).

The birb and rat are the only ones who can actuall fight. A swallow can't really do much to a rat (and if it tries, the rat will fuck it up), but it can stay away pretty much indefinitely so it's a tie.

The cog can only do something if one of the above two gets stuck in it like an idiot, the play button or whatever isn't going to do much either, and then there's a fucking foot that can't even do anything