*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*
>We've randomly selected your laptop and will need to take a look at your files.
>Please enter your password and step back.

what do?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/jgIiy0WGb98?t=348
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deniable_encryption
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Sure you can have a look around in my windows.


Just don't ask why I have 3 hard drives installed and it only shows 2.

what would happen here if you refuse and your hard drive is encrypted

Get held back until you comply, generally a big nuisance. Just encrypt your shit in a hidden partition, they'll only do a cursory inspection.

Thank god I have a job in a city where Iive and don't have to travel anywhere by plane.

No problem, I use a VPN to my private server where I keep all of my files anyway.

>traveling with laptop while having anything suspicious or of value on the hard drives
It's like you asking for it.

What's their reason for doing this? How long do they check stuff for.

Alhamdulillah, Mohamed, go get the crane!

On it!

this but unironically

>Can I see your warrant?

That's what they are paid for. Until they find something.

why cant the tsa be full of cute traps

ask for a rectal inspection instead

alright but wait a bit
>i log in
>i ssh into my box at home (it has an open port to the inet)
>i quickly move over my text file with cp urls
>i log out
alright here it is.

This happened to me a few times traveling abroad but they've never asked me to turn it on.

because cute traps don't exist outside of 2d

>actually having files on your laptop

This does not happen in the real world.

Sage.

What are some good encryption methods, Sup Forums?

You'd better practice not dropping the soap.

"I hope you like child pornography."

>act as if i type a password
>dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda1
>"oh god i upgraded before leaving that must have messed up my bootloader. i heard linux is unstable , sorry

Or just, like, don't take anything naughty with you and leave those files at home. Take a businesslike laptop filled with boring looking coding projects and work.

>This does not happen in the real world.
Looks like you've never flew out of the country

Sure, here you go.

I just have a killer USB that I will give them if this happens

>send your files through wifi
>through airport wifi
can they wait for more than a day though?

Is that Natalie Mars?

>CP
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>CP
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>CP
Looks like you will not be flying anywhere today.

>airport wifi
i think base64ing the file fixes the problem (or it doesn't)

Enter the password because I want to get on my flight.

Discuss the situation with my lawyer who is by my side all the time.

wait what text file

Look, the whole security theater in the U.S. is supremely fucked up, but TSA does not ask you you to login to your devices. Ever. Border Patrol is the one that has the authority to do such and that won't stop until your pulled out of line and brought to a back room. At that point though your best bet is just to shut up and not say or offer anything until a lawyer shows up.

>open laptop
>boots into windows 10 with desktop pic of my car and facebook shortcuts in the browser
>ok sir you're free to go
>get to destination
>repair bootloader and boot into loon1x
>log onto hotel wifi
>call people niggers on Sup Forums
the perfect crime

while I respect your trips, how the fuck can you post this when there have been many cases over the years proving this exact thing happens and often.

>not keeping your secure files on an encrypted Micro SD card shoved up your urethra.

I'm not saying asking for your password doesn't happen I'm saying the TSA doesn't do it. They're not going to ask you for your shit in line, they're going to take you to a back room and the border patrol is going to ask you.

Does this shit actually happen? That is annoying

>mfw amerikeks don't have foreskins to hide microSD cards under

>have a windows/linux dualboot
> bootrec.exe /fixmbr
>All my work stays on windows and linux gets hidden with my porn
The perfect solution, after that just get grub installed.

What are they actually looking for during these searches?

My password is *****, and to start graphics type startx... Oh, and login is shmuel.
Good luck.

Shit like this is why I stopped traveling anywhere. TSA should need a warrant to search your electronics. Hell, they should need a warrant to open your suitcase, x-raying should be good enough.

there are multiple public court cases of people suing the TSA because they were denied flight upon agents demanding access to their electronics.

They even tried to do it to members of real 3 letter agencies. I am not talking about border patrol.

Looks like some hacker shit. Arrested.

*unzips dick*

>it's full of Natalie Mars images and videos

>cassie brooks

images (CP), torrent folder, if you got installed support for Arabic

AES-ECB-256

>unzip
>dick not pants

Lurk more, post less. Thank you.

Shure please let me boot into my windows xp drive and show you my fat cop porn.

you are tearing your dick apart?
sir, you're arrested for showing a gross object in public

Rot-13

>not using hdparm --secure-erase

most the tsas ever asked me to do is turn it on to see if it was real vice a bomb.

t. indian

You would be slapped with a subpoena and held in contempt of court if you refuse. All US ports of entry are exempt from the so called habeas corpus

> randomly selected

Just walk up to the manager and give him a firm handshake. That's how I got through my
first time flying, you kids today are just too lazy.

>Rot-13
kek

I always travel with an encrypted empty laptop. And my files encrypted on a server.

Tell him you forgot your password because I use touch id

Niggers in europe asked me to turn it on and log in. But it was only once.
That is why, when I can, I drive to a county, not fly. Much easier, and unironically, less tiering.

...

>he thinks they won't check your foreskin

shove it up there, sonny jim!

>they throughly check muslims

Turn the situation around
Tell her she's been randomly selected and I will need to take a look at her files.

She has a terrible case of aliasing on her face.

That's the only logical solution. Boot in Windows, let them look around in a partition that I mostly use for music storage anyway.
Also, I'm not a pedophile so they might as well boot into my main

But OP nothing she can do will affect me as she's on a different image layer

What happens if they find torrents?

Sure babe, but let me take you for dinner afterwards, been ages since my last fuck

>babe

templeos?

You don't know about Terry?

KEK

No

Let them look. Everything (phone and laptop) would be at the defaults anyway.

loool i don't have a laptop nor i am going to amerishitistan

why would T'Pol want to look at my laptop anyway, shoudln't she be doing more important things on Enterprise?

This

ACE.dll,size 250gb.

sure my important files are are well hidden anyway

welcome to Sup Forums

They steal the torrent files and/or fuck up your seed ratio

>LOL size 25GB

Dis nigga

That's evil

Request a prostate inspection

>Ok here you go
My laptop is only used for programming and school. Nothing morally questionable inside it.

>You don't know about Terry?
Who is this guy kek youtu.be/jgIiy0WGb98?t=348

Can TSA srs do that?
inb4 eurofag
Yeah that's me

>weird faggot normie
Live a little.

That's a pretty big assumption to make

Muslims are circumcised as well retard. They call it "Khitan" It is seen as an Islamic rite.

Set password to "gofuckyourself"
>sir what is your password?
>go fuck yourself
>sir...
in front of judge
>sir what is your password?
>go fuck yourself
...

And at the end I will be free after telling go fuck yourself, to a cop, a judge, some fbi agents and event the president of US.
>tfw

>muslim lover
>calls others retards
How's are the refugees treating you?

if you don't want the tsa snooping through your waifu pics, use deniable encryption:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deniable_encryption

just give the sacrificial key to the tsa agent and when he sees nothing upon using the password, he won't know you spend all of your time staring at pictures of monika