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Heterosexual edition

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AGAIN
AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN

AND AGAIN

WE SMASH THE GAME

Fact: Glam is more heterosexual than any other genre.

HOO HAH

HOO HAAH

HOO HAAH

Middle right is the only fuckable one

>halford never fucked them tiddy
homosexuality is a waste
objectively true

bisexual masterrace

homofag detected

i need some entry level metal bands for my wife's son

SUP SHIBUYRA IT'S THE SAIYA'S RETURN
STAND UP RISE UP LET YOUR COSMOS BURN

Did they ever write a better song than this?

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Wew lad that shit taste
leftmost > Rightmost > middle left > middle right

YOYOYOYOYOYO

Judas Priest S Trilogy is everything you meed

>those ICE-COLD riffs right before and after the chorus

ROTN confirmed for more kvlt than Darkthrone

quick give me reasons not to like save us from the archon

IM NOT A FAKE MC BUT A REAL THRASHER
SLAYER ON MY GHETTO BLASTER

they sound nothing like ROTN

slut

NO MOTHERFUCKING TOPIC FOR THIS ONE
JUST A FREESTYLE

Leftmost has a bit of horse face.
Rightmost looks like female Mustaine.
Middle left is the best followed by middle right.

JUMP DA FUQ UP

wait, i just realized that those are all women. they have more masculine faces than even a lot of the men in hair metal i've seen, what the fuck?

both the ones in the middle are so bland, no sexual appeal

Hello, lads. Is anyone /TIP TAP TOP/ here today, or is it just me?

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Post 'em. Discuss 'em.

I WONDER
IF WE'LL SMILE
IN OUR COFFINS
WHILE LOVED ONES

this

MY SOOOUUUL FOR A GOOOOOOOOOOOAAT

+angra, ghost brigade, ihsahn

how is that in the woods album?

Discus?

youtube.com/watch?v=hBN04hiDkbw

IT'S TIME TO RISE

rank the following in order of preference:

1. cumming into a vagina
2. cumming into a woman's anus
3. cumming into a man's anus
4. cumming from receptive anal sex

AND YOU ARE NOW

10/10 acting

1>3>4>2

It can be a tad weird, but I enjoyed it.

+Death, Master's Hammer, Dissection, Morbid Angel, Kreator, Voivod, Enslaved

HIS GUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST

ofcourse
the TRITSIO of beatdown
genius
youtube.com/watch?v=x5VGomaHsP0

>2016
>not staying clean

what makes male anuses better than female ones

So how do you guys feel about Scour?

ALL I WANT IS

Feeling is the same, but they're way way more into it

nice
how big is your cock

4 > 1 > 3 > 2
the presence of a prostate

1:08 the aggresion broke my fucking spine

7.5

First for Lamb of God is new Metallica

2:00-2:30 is probably the most genuinely angry ROTN ever was
god-tier moment
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so you can feel the prostate when you're going in? is it like just this fleshy blockage that you push around or is it like something else?
very nice

>that one snarl at 2:42

godlike

>Be me, 30 years old
>Go through really old high-school drawing/sketchbook
>Sometimes I wrote down band names to remember for later
>See a name I haven't remembered in 9 or 10 years
>It's the most underground literal who christian black metal band

Cheers to you VIXIVI (Which I always pronounced, like Vix Eevee because I was a retard in high school)

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>Famine
>Rose MS Hreidmarr
>Saint Vincent
>Necropiss
>Tenebras
>Vithia
How come France has the best boys?

literally who are these people?

That new Kvelertak is so fucking awful

yeah i don't know man. it was listenable to me but i'm really not a fan of the direction they took with their music, it really lacks the energy their old material had

>30 years old

Based grandpa

If we're talking about snarls doe
the breakdown at 2:16 has the best one
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>2:22
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAH
fucking love this moment

>music box intro
>female vocals
WHERE MY FAIRIES AT?

Hey faggots check this shit out

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>Alda
>Ultha
>Auda
>Nadra
What is it with the names of new black metal bands

>Famine
crossbow-pistol man
>Rose MS Hreidmarr
GET A GUN, SHOOT AT RANDOM
>Saint Vincent
Luxifer Meme
>Necropiss
FUCKING KINKY WANKER
>Tenebras
trve blasting fairy punk metal
>Vithia
YOYOYOYOYO

>gooodbye hoooorseees

best riff isn't even metal
0:00
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piece of trash human, god-tier guitarist

why is he trash?

>ywn be in a hard rock band in the 70s
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BE A MAN
NUT A CHILD

CRUSH ALL THOSE WHO OPPOSE

WHEN I CHANNEL MY HATE TO PRODUCTIVE
I DON'T FIND IT HARD TO IMPRESS

WE GOT NO TIME TO LOSE

YOUR NEWS IS OLD NEW
DOMINATE AND TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD

So what did you compose and record when you were 16 years old, /metal/?

Steel Panther is playing a show near me.

Should I go? I know their musics shit, even when you look at them as a comedy band but they're shows seem like a fucking good time

PO
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSED-AH
I FEEL A CONQUERING WILL DOWN INSIDE ME
STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGTH
THE STRENGHT OF MANY TO CRUSH WHO MIGHT STOP ME
generic melodeath

you'd probably fit right in

Their music is great, if only they were doing it unironically then they'd be worth seeing.

I just recorded myself playing shitty melodeath covers

blandass melodeath with voivod lyircs

Am I allowed to talk about hardcore punk in this general?

Steel Panther is unironically the best glam metal band of all time m8

cheap Nurse With Wound-like stuff

GOT SHIT ON
PISSED ON
SPIT ON
STEPPED ON
FUCKED WITH
POINTED AT BY LESSER MEN
yes

I'd call you a naive child obsessed with dumb social issues if you did.

they have good riffs WASP is miles ahead

WALK ON HOME GOY

The fact they're a massively absurd parody of glam/hair metal is what makes they're shows fun in the first place.

Plus I hear partying with them is the absolute tits.

only if it's post-hardcore or mathcore, because actual hardcore punk is the blandest fucking thing in existence

suffocation vocal covers

Eyes of a Panther is essential "driving down the street at triple the speed limit"-core

What about this
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not sure how to write a song
any tips?

What did you think of the new TFOT album m8?

analyze your favourite bands, emulate their style until you develop your own style, that's it, knowing music theory would help too but it's not necessary

make riff

>post-hardcore
absolutely disgusting

just kill yourself

I CAN SEE YOU
CAN FUCK YOU
INSIDE OF YOU