THE PHONE. REIMAGINED

>we re-imagined the phone so we show you a video that is mostly about apps and has literally 0 new technology

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>I expect massive innovations biannually

There hasn't been any innovation in the smartphone market in the last 5 years.

Most people buy a new phone every 2-3 years because the old one became too slow or because their previous one broke
Nobody really gives shit about muh custom features apart from iFags

lmao this is the most wannabe apple video I have ever seen

But still needs decent John Ive copy

This is how you market a product samshit:

youtube.com/watch?v=hajnEpCq5SE

>the title is literally THE PHONE REIMAGINED
>WHAAA WHY YOU COMPLAIN THAT THEY DIDN'T REIMAGINED THE PHONE?? ARE YOU RETARDED???

Wipe the chink semen of your face you fucking mongoloid.

>tfw Galaxy S8 price drop

>tfw every galaxy since the S6 has been a glued peice of shit

That's because performance was the big thing holding tech back, all the things were seeing in the last 10-20 years have all been things that have been conceptualized for decades before, but weren't possible at the time. We've run out of shit now that isn't limited by our current understanding of physics. Maybe one day phones will be able to act as 3d printers/teleports/replicators, or someone will think up something totally new and radical that hasn't yet been thought of. But until then there's not a lot more they can do

>implying s7 isn't superior

You need to chill. Seriously, you're mentally ill. It's fucking marketing, not a tech statement.

>the phone reimagined
>literally the exact same design as the S8 aside from the fingerprint sensor placement

SAMKEK

>its okay when chinks cum in my mouth

You're a retard. Stop posting.

Mi Mix 2s

Can't say I care. Tell me this: What exactly is it this overpriced phone, like all Samsung's overpriced phones, can do that my Redmeme 4 Prime at $150 (when I bought it) can't - apart from slightly better photos? It does have that one advantage, photos on Samsung phones do look slightly better. But apart from that.. there's nothing.

>lmao what can that fucking retarded mercedez can do that my 2k chink car can't? they both drive LOL!!! U R RETARDED!!xD

>HURR DURR MARKETING AIMED AT NORMIES IS SUPPOSED TO BE 100% LITERAL ASSERTIONS OF FACT
I bet you two vote democrat.

I have to give it to you, its really amazing how you can type while having a chink micropenis on your mouth.

Apple uses marketing buzzwords and you probably complained about it.
But I guess it's ok when Android does it

It'd be pretty easy, though. I just don't get why obvious marketing being obvious marketing is so tism activating.

I laughed, I didn't have a REEEEE fit of rage.

The docking thing looks cool, too bad it doesn't seem to support mouses and a keyboards, although I guess you may be able to use a Bluetooth keyboard and mouse.

Holy shit, I wasn't aware that the motherboard was that small.

We need a Apple-like (without the douchness) company for Gentoo.

>Business edition supported to up to 4 years.
UP
TO
FOUR YEARS
Wow. Such support. Many securities.

>enterprise edition


Does this mean I can install lineage.

He jut has a nice marketing voice faggot

i want to fug iori and nico at the same time

Is this a b2b commercial? It's trying to sell it as a business item

>glass slab
woh woh woh
hold da fone

Whoever says apple was better under jobs is a retard. Apple is still by far the best advertising company out there, they really know how to sell you shit at a markup no one else is able to get away with. These commercials will be taught in marketing courses in a few generations. Jobs couldn't have done this any better.

Wait™ for superior Note℗ 9® senpaitachi

Holy shit that was so cringy, looks like a shitty apple commercial. God I hate the direction the world is going.

I think apple is overpriced as shit, but they are the best in the business at sucking disposable income out of people and no other manufacturer has come close to making a laptop as....aesthetic(?) as apple does, and there are a lot of people out there who value form far far too much in comparison to function.

>tfw Galaxy S7 price drop

>phone reimagined
>same fucking think for decades now
>literally stagnant on the visual side of things and hardware is just a joke

You can't either and that's why you're resorting to some car analogy. Some years ago there was a huge difference, now there's not. Can't say I see much difference between new phone models either, it's pretty much the same shit in a new wrapping.

Samsung's new Exynos with Mongoose M3 is actually a huge jump for an Android phone SoC. It's like an 80% leap from the shitdragon in the S8 and 60% over the latest one going in western S9s. Apple's A11 is still like 10% better in single core but this will be the first SoC in an android phone to even come remotely that close. Of course only korea and some of Asia gets it because Qualcomm has a monopoly on the radios that go into phones in the US and they're integrated into the shitdragons so it's cheaper and easier for Samsung to just stick their garbage in there.

just give me an ebook reader I can make calls with and I'm in

seriously, watching videos on a small screen is cancer anyway
and it's the single biggest battery drain in any phone

>Google
ewwww

so guys I'm gonna buy a new smartphone in the next couple months, which new phone is objectively the best?, disregarding the price

Who the fuck buys a Samsung phone at launch?

I still use my one m8 and only replace it cuz the battery that i already changed is dying now and because there are phones with Features avialablle that 2014 werent
I love the design of the lg g6 but the rice cookers didnt build a good dac in it for europe, so looking up for the new gens
Also my m8 works perfectly fine no lags no crashes wat ever, if it wouldnt be htc i wouldnt hate it so much

>dropped samsung once nexus 5 came out
>still using it
there's literally no reason in getting the newest-gen phones aside from stupid gimmicks

Jobs wasn't about marketing, he was about reining in stupid bullshit and keeping the company on track.

>Be studying industrial design
>This semester I'm taking a class on the historical development of design
>Professor is a slut for Apple, all of his products are Apple or apple approved
>Takes his iPad (TM) pro (TM) along with a shitty dr.dre(TM) Bluetooth speakers
>Hooks up iPad to projector (obviously using an apple lighting to VGA 50€ adapter)
>Tried to connect iPad to Bluetooth speaker
>Fails
>Somebody asks "why don't you connect the iPad output to the classroom speakers"
>"I don't have that adapter"
>Gives up on showing whatever vid he wanted to show us
>"Well, that's the price of design. You lose some functionality"
Holy shit how retarded can they be

This is the only interesting this about the S9 and I really wonder what the hell Samsung did to improve single core performance that much. There hasn't been a die shrink or anything.

Is there any information on it's GPU yet?

that's the price of water resistance

I don't know, water resistance, fingerprint scanners, better processors for matrix multiplication or "AI CPU" is new things I don't currently have with my s4.
I know the innovations are incremental (because everything takes time) but they are there.
Phones still look the same and nobody dares to make a change in style to increase productivity as it would break away from the pack, but they do innovate.
I mean, the solutions are suboptimal and 10 years ago, we had better solutions to water resistance and unlocking but nobody wants a good phone anymore, people wants a pretty phone and buttons are not pretty.

All I wanted was a blackberry phone with a T9 keyboard, running android without google apps.
They can remove the headphone jack, SD card and even throw on a proprietary charger that doesn't support usb file transfer and I would use it.
But nobody involved with phone design uses phones themselves, so they would never know what a good design is.

This.
Got a used nexus 5x for 100 bucks and run copperhead. Best thing ever.

>"Full-size keyboard"
>no numpad
is this real