Tfw no Mexican Girl gf

>tfw no Mexican Girl gf
how do i become lord of the game

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>mexican "gf"
>mens bathroom

lmao

get good at something, anything (except E-Sports)

1. She isn't mexican girl
2. Liz is a weirdo irl
3. Andy is also a weirdo irl
4. Thierry Henry was going to score with or without his hand and the ref made the right to decision to allow the goal to stand

andy/liz are both fucked up individuals who read too many conspiracy theories while on drugs

Top kekek

>Thierry Henry was going to score with or without his hand and the ref made the right to decision to allow the goal to stand

you take that back you sick son of a bitch

>tfw no Andy bf
btw liz isnt mexican girl

I believe if you fucking kill yourself you useless piece of shit you'll get one

Liz is an odd fellow


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>ixetera

JUST

>ywn

I want to bud my benis in it

andy and that dude behind him are both transgendered

Liz is literally Mexican Girl

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"no"

ur deaf

prove it

>this is what frenchfags beleive

she's incredibly fucking drunk in this video

>5:15
muh dick

that was fucking adorable

Mexican girls are so qt, I'd be so happy if I found a Mexiqt gf that had a good taste in music

bump

hillarious champ

>you will NEVER

>tfw been drinking and can perfectly understand this

She's like a more autistic April Ludgate

this, literally killing myself because no liz gf

is she Mexican or not?

her dad is white her mom is mexican

le ironic woman's selfie in a men's restroom

and that skirt is shit desu

LIZ ISNT MEXICAN GIRL FFS

she really hot tho

yes she is

I wish I could see her pee in the urinals, I love when girls do that
So I guess she counts as Mexican

>I wish I could see her pee in the urinals, I love when girls do that
great taste my man

do you like farts too

go away

thanks bro
nope.

i'm not saying i like farts (i'm not autistic(

was just wondering

I review the smell of women's feet off craigslist that I pay. Well I don't do it yet, but I will be posting my new reviews daily on /r9k/ and reviewing the feet in depth.

Tomorrow I'll be reviewing a qt Puerto Rican girl, I can't wait to smell her feet.

And no, I'm not on the spectrum.

...

i wonder how the stench of a puerto rican's feet differs from a dominican's

I hope to find out! I'm wondering if I should require they wear a certain type of shoe though, to be both consistent and pure in my reviews.

On my queue, I have Puerto Rican, Dominican, Irish, Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Indian, and more

^^^^^^^^^

How hard is it to grasp the fact that "Mexican Girl" was Ride's girlfiend at ExM times, not Andy's. There are pictures of the two circling online one google search away and all the evidence to support this.

Liz had literally nothing to do with ExM other than the fact that he was dating Andy around those times.

She mad hot tho.

holy shit i thought that a copypasta at first user

your autism presents opportunity if exploited

I am NOT autistic, I've been tested.

I think you should tune in to hear reviews of women's stinky feet though, I'm sure you'll be intrigued.

>There are pictures of the two circling online one google search away and all the evidence to support this.
produce it

not him, but here u go

I'm from Texas. I only had Mexican gfs until just last year. I might go back.

i don't actually care tho

i'm only here feigning an interest so i can prove the stacies from school wrong

Prove them wrong about what?

And stop lying, I know you'll care once I actually do it.

how do we know this is Mexican Girl?

about me being incapable of conversation

and i doubt it because i'm not autistic

god, can you imagine Ride arguing with his girlfriend?

BLACKED

mexican girl was rides girlfriend when he lived in oak park. she is super nice and works at walgreens and draws pretty flowers by her name.

I would love proof of this

He probably wouldn't even argue
He'd probably just sit there and listen to his girlfriend and then have second thoughts about his relationship with his gf throughout the sitting

wonder why he'd even put up with that

>ywn be orange

>g) thats me, straight up g
megazord (im assuming its him) is a funny guy

Probably a good fuck

Cause he'd probably love his girlfriend, but not the arguing part
He wishes there'd be a better way to argue, instead of having her just explode angrily

>wake up to emotionally abusive girlfriend
>passively take all her snipes quietly
>sit there patiently while she screams and rants
>get up on stage at night
>YOU'RE IRRELEVANT, AIN'T SHIT BUT A SKANK
>SKANK WAY TOO FAR FROM HER HOLDING TANK

mexican girls are the worst

the only 3 lays i've had in my life have been from mexican girls and I never genuinely enjoyed it once

andy = cuck?

>Thierry Henry was going to score with or without his hand and the ref made the right to decision to allow the goal to stand
they got rekt by mexico anyway

i was being facetious

of course i understand why he'd tolerate a violent cunt, because she's a girl

nah mexican girl isnt liz
liz is the girl in op's pic and andy's fuckbuddy, mexican girl was rides girlfriend

>tfw Hispanic
>tfw can't get latino girls

Probably because I've been "white-washed" according to my family

??????

?>Because she's a girl
Is it autism?
Anyways if someone's being violent towards you, you ask them to kindly calm down
If they refuse, leave 'em

>mexican girls are the worst
>the only 3 lays i've had in my life have been from mexican girls and I never genuinely enjoyed it once
This is why you've only had three lays

and I am still waiting for proof of this

>>tfw can't get latino girls
How sad

One of the guys who worked on ExM wrote several forum posts about it some years back

i'm honestly crying looking at this

I'm half, but I look and sound white af. I get loads of Mexican girls. Maybe you should try being handsome.

Nah, because actual white guys get Latinas too

A non-trashy Latina wouldn't care about you being "whitewashed", as long as you weren't a complete Uncle Juan

nice proof, asshole

>Uncle Juan

T H I S

Latina girls like you

Also:

>Uncle Juan

Like I stated above, it's literally a google search away. Go look it up if you want to know more.

faggot

I say Uncle Julio. My dad's an uncle Juan though and it's funny.

The Asian version is Uncle Wong