Which God do you worship Sup Forums?

Which God do you worship Sup Forums?

Japanese - The God of youth, squids and electronics
Somalia - The god of freedom and purity
Germans - The God of creation and destruction
Indians - The God of peace, chaos, pain and pleasure
Americans - The God of abundance and ignorance
Jamaica - The God of wisdom, riddles, music and zombies
Russians - The God of protection, pride and corruption
Filipino - The God of strenght and hidden penisses
Dutch - The god of trade and carefree passage
Iran - The God of independence, earth and the gatekeeper to Hell
Sweden - The God of tolerance, fertility and sluttyness
Brazil - The God of nudity, bunda and nature

The god of rouge and sauciflard

>somalia
>god of purity

You prefer the aboriginal god of purity?

The god of the Sea, Fish, and fucking indigenous women.

We even have an epic poem about it. (epic as in the actual style of the poem, like the Odyssey and Iliad)

The god of hope, sarcasm and tough skin. BTW nice pic, OP.

>nature
nigga they are eating the amazon

Have you seen the Dutch amazon?

>Russians - The God of protection, pride and corruption
What does he mean by that?

I'm pretty sure the Dutch are crypto-jews.

Guatemala - Machete weaving god

Don't worry. Stalin and Putin watch over you.

>Protection
Russian "protection" of the slav countries maybe? Like Serbia i guess
>Pride
Muh mother russian and stuff
>Corruption
Self evident

Damn right we are, our agricultural output is one of the big things that keep this country afloat, and you cant plant soybeans in a rainforrest

American God, the God of freedom you dumb shit heretic.

Somalia is more free than America.

Bulgaria - the Sun God

Americans don't even know what freedom is.

Doesn't the soil turn to dust after a few years? Not very sustainable.

god of habbenis :D : :D

China is the Sun God

It turns to dust if you treat the soil like a somalian farmer would, and dice the brazilian agricultural economy is dominated by big professional companys that isnt a problem my fellow bulgar

>Somalia
>not the God of Freedom and Anarchy

The god of sea

Why do you disrespect the Streets God?

This is actually a really good monument, a little bit cartoonish.