This befuddles and infuriates the American

>this befuddles and infuriates the American

Id just wipe off the ketchup and continue eating.

>this triggers the Brazilian

I thought you would wipe off the pizza and eat ketchup.

>this befuddles and infuriates the Italians*
ftfy

...and us
>tfw too spoiled by huge competitive terroni immigrant population that will make you a top tier margherita for €4
But whatever floats your boat I guess, have a few friends that unironically like ananas on their pizza - it's fine but it shouldn't be called "pizza" then but "Hawaiian Pie" or something like that

>have a few friends that unironically like ananas on their pizza
How can you even still call them "friends" ?

Isn't friendship all about forgiving each other's faults, even if severe?

Still better than Chicago deep dish.

But THAT fault? Is it forgivable?

Bomb Rio NOW

it shouldn't be called "pizza" then but "Hawaiian Pie" or something like that

Giving foods different names for small variations just unnecessarily complicates things. It's borderline autistic.

Wow, I fucked up that post badly. Mimi sucks.

"Hawaiin" pizza has pineapple, ham, and sometimes marachino cherries

That's what humanity did everytime though.

Why are the French all gay? Serious question.

It disgusts me but it doesn't infuriate me. That pizza looks nasty to begin with.

>Welcome to Hell
Those cops were so right

We reproduces by mitosis, that's why.
Every french people is a male, androgynous, à la mode, gay guy.

Exactly as the glorious American see us.
We also wear a béret and saw the Eiffel tower from our peasants houses.

This, although barely.

I actually saw a Frenchman on here trying to convince an Iranian to immigrate to his country

Fuckin' microwave-tier shit. I'd be much madder if it was a local NY-style pizza getting defaced like that.

I...Idon't know what to say.
We can find everything in a country?
Even foolish people, apparently.

looks good to me
can't believe I'd never thought of it before

But seriously, sweet baby ray's buffalo sauce or frank's red hot -- just slather your za in that shit

You ever been to Albany?Theirs is probably worse than microwave pizza.