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Anthony Lopez
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David Young
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Jordan Johnson
might do a kill myself
Jeremiah White
2
Asher Evans
2
Landon Stewart
...
Jeremiah Smith
3
Juan Ross
BLACKED
Xavier Diaz
...
Noah Nelson
would you de-
*snickers*
-flower her?
*holds in chortle*
John Cooper
Protip: If anyone ever confronts you about your sexual deviance, revealing that she told people, acknowledge their accusations affirmatively but with an air of absurdity in your tone. Works every single time.
Jonathan Allen
Mexican
Mexicant
Ayden Johnson
>Your account has been locked.
>Your account appears to have exhibited automated behavior that violates the Twitter Rules.
Literally just made an account 5 minutes ago and asked a YouTuber what song he used on his last video
Michael Cooper
dont forget to stream it
Nathaniel Robinson
Something's missing
Robert Russell
fucking dyke slag
Andrew Kelly
at least use a private window
Josiah Cruz
alright lads
Adrian Carter
literal whore
Jaxon Brooks
where have you been?
Logan Morris
I'll tell you the song lad
Nathan Scott
Camden Phillips
At his job (call centre)
Easton Barnes
...
Joseph White
howling
Thomas Roberts
the state of your life mate
Wyatt Johnson
A guy I got on really well with a few years ago contacted me on Facebook today. Not going to reply.
Jonathan Price
some of the subway escalators in st petersburg take more than 3 minutes top to bottom
Jayden Green
at least he has a job mate
Isaiah Rogers
hate when you're having a conversation with somebody and when the new thread rolls around they forget you/don't continue it
Gabriel King
Everything that is going on here on Earth is a big fucking deal. Don't ever forget that, because they won't ever let you...
Parker Rivera
VERY good idea, thanks lad.
Tbh she has too much to lose if she plays that game but I feel it's best to be wary.
Hudson Smith
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Ryder Powell
Why are there two active /brit/ threads?
Zachary Hall
>go to Matalan because I need some cheap shirts for work that can afford to be ruined
>go to counter
>asks me for my postcode
>ask him why
>says he's gonna give me a store card
>tell him I don't want one
>tells me it's his job and that he has to give me one
They're forcing this shit on people now? Cut the card up and never going back.
Jeremiah Parker
>le universe is so big and nothing on earth matters because we're so small xD :]
this is by far one of the most stupid things """motivational""""" I have ever heard
Hudson Jackson
don't know how to reverse the tragic course of my pitiful life, seems like an overwhelmingly impossible task
Juan Brooks
Where can I get a decent drink in central London lads? Preferably a place I can sit alone without seeming a weirdo
Jordan Wilson
never thought it was supposed to be motivational
you bellend pmsl
Samuel Mitchell
literally the only planet in that entire fucking picture that has life on it, so earth is pretty based
Bentley Watson
it's always been like that you pleb
William Turner
wot a qt
Jose Murphy
...
Ryder Davis
>Gave him your postcode anyway
You pathetic worm.
Colton Nguyen
that advice isn't intended for jaded, cynical fucks like you
Michael Lee
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Landon Bell
Tiger Tiger tbqh
Cameron Adams
well it's true. we only exist by accident and there is no meaning or purpose behind anything.
Julian Hall
Buy a pack of cans from a 24-hour supermarket and take them back to a hotel room to drink.
Liam Barnes
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Anthony Peterson
>tfw no question time gf
Gavin Anderson
iktfb
Kevin James
This statement in its non-"ironic shitposting" form genuinely changed my life overnight. It was incredible. It was like a little switch had been thrown and now I was free from the bounds of my insecurities.
Noah Scott
Sometimes I look at ducks and think, yes, that's an animal perfectly adapted to living in a pond
Dominic Morris
user you so smart!
Carter Rivera
fucking cromwell
kingdom stealing git
Brayden Long
He wasn't gonna serve me and I needed the shirts, you bellend.
Luis Jackson
What do you think of royal holloway university of london, lads?
Noah Jones
don't understand this caption
Noah Lee
dont know how anyone can find cow tits attractive
too must breast is just disgusting, what are you literal children that want to suck massive tits for your milk?
A-C cups are objectively the best sizes.
Christian Harris
Why do so many Brits go to Spain every year?
Jason Fisher
That's where you say "Right no sweat, I'll just get them somewhere else" and go get them somewhere fucking else.
Jason Taylor
fucking hell completely forgot about this
only watch it to shitpost too baka
Matthew Price
let me slip into something a bit more comfortable
*slips into a deep depression and stays there forever*
ahhh hell ya lol
Easton Lopez
Schuyler taking over :o
Nathan Gutierrez
those are our lower classes
its super cheap and its exotic for them too
Christopher Cox
barcelona has some very strange disability access routes
the national museum of catalonia has several escalators on the boulevard leading to it but it doesn't even help because it's not that steep and people in wheelchairs or with canes would still struggle. it only serves a function like the escalators outside yank gyms
the inside of the museum has an even stranger set up of ramps and stairs probably because it was destroyed in the war and rebuilt with typical left liberal idea of accessibility but it looks hideous and doesn't even look logical
Lucas Jenkins
>Why are there two active /brit/ threads?
Christian Harris
Cant believe there are actual poofs who dont like a good old pair of nice milky white beautifully round european luscious breasts
my mouth drools when i think about it
Michael Cook
>being this naive...
I'm taking this delicious looking bait!
Wyatt Martinez
remember lads, saying the phrase "make america great again" is hate speech.
Isaac Reed
gf has E cup
i'm not a lover of giant tits but they are nice and round, make a nice handful
Adam Anderson
What did you just say?
Chase Moore
why contain it
Dylan Parker
ahh yes forgot about all those martian manhunters and the neptunian wankers
Nicholas Edwards
>West Yorkshire
Camden Nelson
there are people who seriously don't believe the earth is flat, absolutely mentalers haha
Jonathan Allen
same
Bentley Price
I prefer a nice arse to nice tits.
A pretty girl with perky little tits and a nice arse is so much better than a pretty girl with big tits and a horrible flat arse.
Xavier Mitchell
have a mate who goes there
Nicholas Carter
The bloke in the trump hat looks like an absolute phaggot though
Also, he's in Canada, why the fuck would you wear a Trump hat in Canada? It's like me going to the US wearing a UKIP shirt
Julian Sanchez
imagine the moon was hit by a massive asteroid
Eli Martinez
Why not both? Prefer larger tits myself tbf tho
Michael Perry
brexit question
here we go
Connor Perry
thats hate speech lad
Ethan Evans
MOVE AWAY
Jackson Ortiz
probably agree with you there lad desu
lucky gf has both t.
Isaac Jones
That's like 90% of all Americans though.
Brody Collins
that cuck at the end
Michael Johnson
post that vid forgot bout it
Juan Davis
nah its more like wearing a UKIP shirt about Ireland
Josiah Sanchez
>got a puncture on my road bike
>have several spare inner tubes so decide to just replace it
>fit it
>pump it up to 100psi
>set it aside
>BANG
>inner tube explodes in the narrow hallway right next to me
>ears ringing like fuck
Pretty much what I imagine shooting a gun inside would be like
Lincoln Evans
kek
Luis Harris
Dominic Bennett
...
Aaron Bell
>I HAVE A GF!!!!!!!! PLS BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin Garcia
MOVE LIKE ITS WORLD WAR THREE
Jose Nguyen
an annual anniversary?
Ethan Adams
if you ever go to catalonia, count the toilets. they have so many.
in this country, we put our toilets at extrances/exits and near cafes but the spanish put them in completely random places in the middle of an exhibit.
Asher Barnes
god that's actually sad as fuck now