Rap Battle Lyrics

Sup Forums, what are some lines you intend to use should you ever get into a rap battle?

>I'd hang myself off your ego with a shoelace, but I can't since nothing falls in space

>s-sorry

i hope to god i see you "get into a rap battle" someday

Can't tell if serious or sarcastic and if you're serious I can't tell if it's to see me get whooped or to see me assrape someone.

I GOT A HAND ON MY GAT

i'm dead serious, take yr guess if i think you'd get whooped or do the whooping

also why are you acting like a rap battle is something that happens to you out of the blue, like some dude jumps out from behind a bush and suddenly you're in a rap battle.

like you're walking around in an snes rpg and all of a sudden the music changes and you have to spit bars to defeat these guys or something

smdh at this bozo

You never know senpai, you never know.

Maybe I could one day encounter a group of niggers who challenge me idk.

i do know actually

but i would kill to see this happen to you

Fuck the government, the government's corrupt

Fuck the government, cause I don't give a fuck

haha you thought you could battle me?
imma charizard, nigga yous a caterpie
I spit straight fire, all yous spittin is silk
step right up boi you just finna get killt

>preparing verses for a freestyle rap

That's literally the worst thing you should do. It's an impromptu rap, not a memorised speech. Fight honourably.

your rhymes stink worse than your girl's pussy when I finished her
take a good whiff- it's the smell of assault and vinegar

Your mommas so fat

dubs=confirmed fire

I'm white fuck you

You're a fuckin bitch
suck my fuckin dick
i'm too legit to quit
so suck my fuckin dick

me and my best friend are some depressed whacko's. something like this, his name is Cam

>Give Cameron the bottle and he will kill it
>Give me the chamber and I won't spin it, I promise; I'm doing better
>Gave your girl the pipe, whole shit changed like the first song was Tuscan Leather

>tfw when used to day dream about a rapper I made up
she (yeah, I know) had some battle lines, thankfully I only remember
>if you tried to impress you couldn't have done worse
>your verse stank worse than that fat guy's converse
the last line delivered pointing at a fat dude in the audience

most rap battles are memorized zingers

falling for the old bait I see

Bitch ass niggas counter-feit the funk
I smoke the weed and the skunk
Tree-top and the trunk
Gave ur mama this D, had her lickin on my junk

U a little wack ass nigga (gratata)
No bitch-havin, ass-lickin nigga (gratata)
Wanna come 2 my hood start shit nigga? (gratata)
I'll fuck yo cute little ass up real good, bitch nigga. (gratata)

Rate my raps pls

you are the testicular perpendicular

Face it, the only reason you’re on the spot today is cuz as a prostitute, your mom would raise the occasional bastard
And write it off an an occupational hazard
Like when some asshole who smashed her jacks her Panasonic
While she attempts to wash the baby batter off the mattress that’s been spangled on since the crack of dawn
And she knows she’s carrying this cracka's spawn when she’s sick and vomits
Like she read a piece of paper with your verses written on it
And I have to be honest, my talent is vast like a galaxy with massive span across it
If rap and hip-hop were a planet, your ass would be banished off it
And the way I'll make you scream, all in the vicinity will think that I resurrected Janis Joplin
If you’re gonna talk shit, I’ll forego rules like it was Vietnam, bitch
You’re an irrational novice, you’d be disqualified from a dick-measuring contest
Both for a lack of your own, and an inability to look away from my cock and its massive longness
I get famished often and savagely rip a verse that's delicious like the first taste
After I rip the plastic off a rapper’s body bag that I put him in in the first place
Fuckin your girl in her face on a daily basis is what I refer to as first base
Now that you’re officially in the ring, it stings more than you were initially concerned it may
So why’d you even decide you wanted to battle in the first place?
When I drop a tape, it causes a massive volcanic earthquake, so stay back unless you want a badly burnt and disfigured face
Although it may not make much of a difference in this bitch's case
Don’t even think by talkin smack you can embarrass me
Cuz fuckin with this MC is blasphemy and heresy
And your whole family’s so strapped for cash, my free mixtape will still make more than what you're actually inheriting

>When I drop a tape, it causes a massive volcanic earthquake, so stay back unless you want a badly burnt and disfigured face
10/10

fkn kek

Stylin, top of the dome straight to the stereo
Fuckin yo bitch all the from Singapore to ontario
In the aeroplane, a biplane you trilanin tryhard
Yung johans league style shittier than a fuckin shart

Yung Johan would be a rap m8 of mine

>Yung Johan
Pontén?

Que? Dutchfag here

Ur sad, lame and contrived. Stay inside.

I wondered if you were referring to a guy I know.

u snapback wearing faggot
getcho back snapped then chopped up with a hatchet
i gotta slay wack mothafucka thats a fuckin habit
dont blame me i was born to wreak havoc

i flip words u flippin burgas
get the yellow tape this a lyrical murder
spittin raw 2k16 unheard off
jumpin over mothafuckas like a hurdler

im quick with it
quick witted
spit the typa shit that make you think different
and i used to be like u till my mind shifted

im - from a different planar
gotchor family talking to u via seance
dont fuck with you or the other fake ones
im a man with a pen you a kid with a crayon

Figured, guess not

I make more moves than the fucking refugees
I'm like john cena, niggas can't see me

And

I be with your mom cos her instagram look good
Bitch make my nigga dick bigger than clifford

RED ROSE WHITE CEILING

I see Maoris do "rap battles" all the time on facebook and its the cringiest shit ever

I don't have a facebook, post screenshots pls

MY EARS ARE RIGNING
I PICK UP, SAY WHO'S THERE?
YOUR UPBRIBNGNIGNINGISNG

You're a strange dude . Don't post anymore.

oh shit, its not even wack