/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Radiohead’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 21

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Thoughts on Coloring Book?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Chance The Rapper, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Local Natives, Marissa Nadler, Islands, Modern Baseball, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
-/p4k/ forever

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idk i just have this feeling that p4k is gonna give chance aoty

Car Seat Headrest 9.4 screenshot this

Chance 8.8

Wouldn't be surprised

>white guy
>praise from the fork
Where have you been man

If tame impala can drop a 9.3 for currents last summer, I'll take my chances

literally just gave Radiohead their highest score of the year, doofus

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

Maybe from Ian Cohen

Sounds about right

If you aren't listening to Blonde on Blonde right now what the fuck are you doing with your life?

Chance 8.3 btw

listening to a better album

Listening to Pet Sounds.

relistening acid rap; chance is so consistent.

p4k will give him an 8.9

>consistent

oh im laffin

based

TMT just reviewed a drone album made of anime dialogue samples and SFX. p4k will never go this deep into the rabbit hole

afternoonsmodeling.bandcamp.com/album/lorde-playlist

satanic trips make this better

you're right, they have some shrap of self respect left

what the fuck?

and thank god for that

LMAO RIP RADIOHEAD AOTY

9.1?!

lmao Coloring Book is straight garbage

HOLY SHIT RADIOHEAD AND CHANCE AOTY

god damn it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHITE PEOPLE BTFO
WHITE PEOPLE BTFO
>WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH
WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH

RIP WHITE PEOPLE REIGN ON MUSIC FOR ONE WEEK IN 2016

9.1
>9.1
9.1
>9.1
9.1
>9.1
9.1
>9.1

RADIOHEAD BTFO

JUST LIKE THAT IT'S ALL OVER. THOM ON SUICIDE WATCH. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK.

FUCK

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN: Rare Zoe Edition
Chance the Rapper 9.1 BNM by Kris Ex
Summer Cannibals 7.2 by Laura Snapes
Jameszoo 6.9 by Benjamin Scheim
Pinkshinyultrablast 6.9 by Zoe Camp

what the actual shit

literally what the fuck

i'm so angry FUCK

most deserving 9.0+ pitchfork has ever given

oh my god people actually seem to take this shit seriously lmao

CHANCE RUNNIN THE GAME

High school girl meme rap gets a 9.1
Wtf pitchfork

9.1 WHAT THE FUCKING HELL

I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD ANYMORE

>Kris Ex

Shocking.

it's a joke, bruh.

well-deserved score. great album.

review closes with "This is an ultralight beam; it's a God dream."

9.1 NEW MEME SCORE

What a FUCKING joke

That chance album is a 7/10 at best. Fuck off Pitchfork.

9.1 the new 9.3 fuck it 9.3 the old me

it's an interracial run for AOTY
who will win, radiohead's adult contemporary masterpiece or chance's auteur beats?
will there be any quotas?
I guess we will have to wait...heh

9.1 for that flavor of the month garbage?

WHITEYS STAY TAKING L'S HAHAHAHAHA

Legit choked on my drink.

stop bullying us satan

too many semicolons in this fucking review goddamnit

white people's days are numbered.

The writing in this review is absolutely atrocious. This is it for pitchfork. Nail in the fucking coffin.

>All this Salt

If anything, Coloring Book deserved higher

it's not the reviewer who decides the score

probably the worst album to get a 9+ since Disclosure

>The bars here are so hard that it ain't one gosh-darned part you can't tweet, but the tracks carry their weight like their brother's keeper.

>This is an ultralight beam; it's a God dream.

fucks sake this is so cringy

half the review was just typing out lyrics anyway

the kanye cameo alone probably bumped this album 0.5 points
god damn it p4k is so predictable

Written by the same guy who got ass annihilated by a white kid singing trap queen
>pitchfork.com/thepitch/911-fetty-wap-and-the-appropriation-of-everything-but-the-burden/

explain this. nail in the coffin for who? you personally? are they going to go out of business because of this review? please explain.

also reminder that literally every site and message board is raving about this album (with good reason) except for Sup Forums. try and figure out why.

lmao @ that Chance score

no album mixed that poorly deserves a 9+

>9.1 for chance

this will literally be weeks worth of threads with prolapsed faggots crying about this

i can't wait

9.05? they never give scores like that. what are you talkinga bout.

>he listened to the unmastered version

That's your fault, whitey lmao. The mastered version is everywhere now.

>he listened to a shitty rip and is judging the album based on that

sad.

>reading comprehension
>you
pick one

>mastered version
what, where

my freshman college writing teacher said the same thing about me, and it made me self-conscious about it, and now i never use them. ;(

go home chance

acid rap was sooo much better than this young thug, tpain, and future-sounding ass album

it's got like 3 good tracks and the rest are forgettable. acid rap was special because chance had a signature style. I feel like any other rapper could've made this shit

apple music

Yeah, sentences structured with semi colons sound better when spoken but are not great to use when writing.

too many commas followed by "and"

try this:

my freshman college writing teacher said the same thing about me; it made me self-conscious about it, and now i never use them. ;(

those classes are complete bullshit to anyone actually ready for college level academics

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the apple music version sounds like shit

its like you're all forgetting they're just giving low 9's because they've already had a 9.5 ready for the new LCD Soundsystem album

sophomore in college here. you'd be surprised how many students don't understand basic grammar/writing skills. must not be high up on the entry requirements.

haha this is pathetic

God I hope their new album is good enough to justify that score. I got into LCD after they had already broken up, so this is my first time anticipating a release from them.

well at least we got Zoe guys

i don't even think the quality of the album is going to matter. the stage is set, the hype train is going to be massive for it.

unless its actually awful

9.1 is the new 9.3

the new corporate overlords arent gonna allow them to kick up that much dust ever again with 9.3+ scores

its too extreme for raking in numbers from demographics and shit

I can see them being harsh towards LCD Soundsystem for coming back after the called it quits.
But we'll see how that turns out.

Does anyone else see huge parallels between pitchfork giving Kendrick and Sufjan a 9.3 in close succession and Radiohead and Chance getting a 9.1 this year

Is 9.1 the new 9.3? What else will get 9.1 this year?

yes they very much give the upper echelon albums the same score to drive views on end of year lists

they let death grips slide

>afternoonsmodeling.bandcamp.com/album/lorde-playlist
This is the most edgiest listen I've had all year thanks TMT

where'd you find this rareZoe?

Will we ever see a 10 again or was MBDTF the pinnacle of modern music?

I mean DG did it small with a note they posted online
LCD did a tour and had basically a celebration show at Madison Square Garden as their last show. It was a huge deal.
We'll see how p4k reacts.

Music "died" back in 1970 with the last Beatles album. What Pitchfork does is feed on its carcass.

lol true. what the fuck man
if they could go back on some of their reviews though there would have been many 10/10's

I thought both black messiah and especially to pimp a butterfly had a chance

And I don't see anything else getting as great of a chance as those two anytime soon

Atlas Sound hopefully

There's still hope for 2016 pham

>It feels a bit silly to compare Coloring Book to Butterfly, but it feels even sillier not to.

Kill yourself

i dont see the problem with this

I do

lol, but Chairs Missing came out after that, so that cant be true