Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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First for Sweden's butt

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眠い…

何で、石原(兄)やねん
永眠してみない?

Why is Does Japan allow this kind of behavior on their trains?

電車を待ってる

make sure to bring a tuna can

まだ待ってる

Because we are realists, no need to do it whole train brings you a place you want to go
If you want to do it you have to get out the train and go a street like Japanese people do, also don't forget to be polite

that guy is a genius

I didn't understand anything in this post.

For a moment I thought I did. But I didn't.

GRAB YOUR GLOCKS WHEN YOU SEE THAI FLAG
CALL THE COPS WHEN YOU SEE THAI FLAG

やさしい世界

I mean that who can do this shit

kek don't listen to that stupid jap, japan is the white man's playground, we can do literally ANYTHING and get away with it.

dumb japs won't do shit kek

優しい世界

えっと、この黒いのは、、妖精?

ええ、盗難と奴隷制の妖精なんだよw

違う、これ王様の子孫だよ

>石原(兄
弟だよ、裕次郎は
兄が慎太郎
「弟」って本ベストセラーになった

Then, why can't white man be a popstar in Japan? A popstar is a sexsinbol in general, LITERARY no white popstar in Japan

Black people are sex symbols just like in white countries

youtube.com/watch?v=7SI2jeXrjK4

I love you for triggering these guys for years on end

お前のチンポの長さはどのぐらい?

Yeah, I will post something like it if he says something
youtu.be/4-Gw0TAM6-Q

十分

長さ57m重さ550t

KEK, everyone knows that idols and pop stars in japan don't earn shit, plus they have to suck off crusty old executives every day. Plus they earn shit money KEK

Also can't have sex because japs are fucking weird and will send you death threats if they find out you've had sex

>meanwhile in the western world

pop stars are millionaires

>they earn shit money
Japan have the biggest music market next to USA, huh?

sexしたことがある?

tell me how much the average idol or pop star in japan earns jap, not their record labels, the pop stars themselves

アニメを見ても 俺は童貞ではありません。

うん、でもお前とだけしかしたことない

なんで私を愛する女がいない

ブスで妥協しないから
高望みしすぎなんじゃ

こんにちは。

イタリアさんこんにちは

いやいや、イタリアじゃない、ハポンさん。

but somebody has to get the hot chicks. Why shouldn't it be me?

Because your fat and ugly

Because you fat and ugly

I'm not sure the average how much they earn, guess they earn twenty or fifty mirion $ a year

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You look breedy good desu

plz pay my fare

>I'm not sure the average how much they earn, guess they earn twenty or fifty mirion $ a year

you really expect me to believe this KEK

Oh yeah I almost forgot

おまえいつ日本来るねん
はよ来いや
ボコボコにしたるぞ

吉野家が慕ってる

こいつアイドルの声優だと聞いたらびっくりした

I can tell you about the income that the top class in Japan earn, but how can I thier average? So do you believe white men can be popstar in Japan if they want?

メキシコ国旗にしてればみんなメキシコ人だと思うなよ
メキシコ人が日本語喋れるわけがない

Your change

ググってもニコ生しかHITしないぞ

な、何?

I don't speak Japanese.

1ヶ月トレーニングし続けた結果ベルト2つ分痩せた

どこから見ても都内のホームなんだが

Who you tryin to get crazy with jap, don't you know I'm loco?

I don't even care about white men being popstars in japan, we can fuck your women, do anything we want and suffer no consequences kek

いまさら偽っても遅い!
俺が君に正しいメキシコをおしえてあげよう

・なんかすごい大きな麦わらぼうしみたいなのをかぶって、サボテンの前でギター弾いてる
・野球が地味に強い
・タコスはオクトパスと関係ない
・メヒコは猿田彦とは関係ない

意外と奥が深いんだぜ?メキシコ

Okay, have a sweet dream man

ひどい!

伝統空手の人?
なんか大会でもでてみたら

俺はガリガリだから筋トレで10キロ増やしたよ。

こんにちは!!!!!!!!!!!

whiteのstarてデーブスペクターとかか

WHITE POLES

FOR

JAP HOLES

じゃ、メキシコのことなんか知ってる?
おっと、公用語がルーマニア語だとかそんな基本的なことは無しだぜ

死ぬ覚悟は出来ているか?

I don't understand a thing you are saying.

Someone, 助けて!

You're craving my asshole???

do you know Mexico ?

Japanese women dress better than finnish women but have absolutely no tits or ass. The anime industry has lied to me.

Some parts of it. It's not like I travel a lot. I don't know anything about the north of Mexico.

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いいえ、もう少し待って

おやすみなさい。

暴れんな・・・暴れんなよ・・・

眠れないので エッチなぞい子を投稿します。

おやすみなさい!

From what I have seen, I think Japanese women do dress better, but I guess it might just be because of my personal taste. One thing I really like about Finnish girls is that quite a few of them do sports and stay fit. Big tits and massive ass are nothing compared to a well toned female body.

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>Big tits and massive ass are nothing compared to a well toned female body.
What about a woman with big tits, a massive ass, and a well-toned body?

誰に言ってるの

NOICE!

It's pretty much perfection. But fit girls often loose a lot of fat from their asses and tits, so I don't mind if those assets are reduced. And flat tits on a fit girl are usually better than implants.

>pop star
the former welder, the former dancer on amusement park and the former store clerk and etc.
they hadn't professional jobs for becoming to artist before. how easy to become popstar in Japan? Can I become popstar?

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>Joanie Laurer lookin ass

I prefer something like this.

今日からシビルウォーがレンタル開始だから楽しみだぜ

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what would you put in chicken donburi

Probably chicken.

haha yotaro

Shichimi?

EDF5
youtu.be/AUWHIy9pR9s

Why Japanese come here to México?
What do you know about México?
Because here are coming so many Japanese, they are forcing Japan to us, with anime, manga, music, cine.
I read that a Japanese director is going to direct a movie about México.
I mean What the fuck? Why? Why México?

We want to be Americans through Mexico

今道場通ってないし
親指と人差し指で指立て何回できる?

Why is this allowed?
How did things get so bad?