Wake up

>wake up
>your current ruler is dead
>these three men other to themselves to lead your country
Who do you chose?

William

Successfully conquer Iberia with him

Harald

Anyone's better at this point.

Please kill me.

Harold, true king

Lmao

Neither the wind, nor Normandy, nor Norway are fit to sit on the throne of Canada. The only way is Wessex.

Harald "Hard ruler"

Guillaume "grind the nords" de Normandie

Norway? No way.
Normandy? Not a chance!
Wessex? Wessex me up, baby.

Instead of the former, it would be really interesting to have the current Duke of Normandy becoming the leader of one of the founding countries of the European Union. I can already imagine the enormous shitstorm that it would cause.

>Harrying of the north 2.0 or fighting turks alongside byzantines


Is time travel allowed?

mmm maybe I should flip a coin...

Wessex IS England, and it should be Alfred's ancestors still on the throne.

None of the above, there's only one Harald for me

Guillaume "bring the kikes to england" de Normandie

That's a damn nice statue.

In a small area of Dublin, between St.Jame's Gate Brewery, the Whiskey distillery, and the place where they make Bailey's, English is considered too sensible, and Irish is considered too difficult to learn, so you'll mostly hear Drunken Gargling being spoken.

Reminds me of what people in surrounding townlands say about my village: "They can't speak Irish and they barely know English". It was just some old banter but a recent study found that the village has a disproportionately large amount of people with speech impediments.

Any one of those would be an improvement desu.

I'm not going to choose. I'll let them fight it out I guess.

That said, Harold has a good moustache, William has a good name, and Harald has a good title.

Guillaume.

William, germs must be exterminated.

I pick Christian, the bane of Swedish necks

REEEEEEEE

>Harold
>forced march from southern coast to Yorkshire
>still kick vikings ass

William of course

all you gotta do is smoke a joint and someone will