You wake up in Alabama

You wake up in Alabama.

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Sweet home Alabama!
What ever happens there?

>phenix city

Niggers
Tornadoes
Banjos
Forest Gump

Niggers nigging, rockets and barbecues

gas some niggers with my wife/sister

Kill my self desu
You're wife/sister will get blacked

>mobile phone :D

if it's full of black people why is it synonymous with the republican party?

>Birmingham
>Andalusia
>Athens
>Florence

fucking americans

FORT PAIN sounds pretty hardcore though

Start driving back home

-_-

It's full of blacks to the southwest and full of inbreds everywhere else. Alabama is the state that created and perpetuates all the bad southern stereotypes

Because blacks don't vote and are only 40% of the population

>barbecues
Tempting.

How's Georgia?

Drive through the swamps with my pickup truck and listen to redneck country music.

100% comfy

>are only
>40%
>only

Drive back home. Fuck humidity

AND I WANNA BE FREE

>only 40%
aaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjj

youtube.com/watch?v=2zjWXlhxYLY

I'm okay with this.

>enterprise
>andalusia
>elba
>alexander city
>birmingham
>tuscaloosa
>butler
>troy
>florence
>athens
>homewood

>amerifats in charge of location names

>says the country whose cities have made up meme letters and accents in their names
lol

>andalusia

SHEEEEEEEIT

27%
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t. bilbo baggins

well, not shocking since you know new spain and shit

>rent some American muscle
>put this song on: youtube.com/watch?v=4Gbw60Iw-tA
>go for a drive

A lot of these places were named before they were even US territories too.

>only 27%

Oh boy, you think those are bad, you haven't seem the naming job and divisions we did in the first state

>northampton isn't even north of soutampton, and below another place with an unrelated name
>Dozens of tiny counties within counties
>isle of wight is not an island
>essex is west of middlesex
>There is a county named Richmond, but is nowhere near where the capital of the state, which is also called Richmond
>There is a county called Washington, on one end of the state, whereas there is the actual city of Washington DC, on the other end
>Newport News, it's so new they new'd it twice
>Craig

And I could go on and on

well you can't really blame them. more often than not, settlers named the town after where they were from, or at least a name they had heard of and liked.

Well, it's better than all the other ones in the state that literally just named them after themselves, I'll give them that at least

I heard it has some good roads!!!