Being A White Rapper 101

What are the required criteria for being a quality white rapper? One that doesn't come off as corny or gimmicky?

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don't go thrift shopping

be creative

stop giving a shit about how you might come off and just do what comes naturally

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Beastie boys

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Find a flaw

Semi-deep lyrics about "lyfe"

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so punk influenced? Can you see a white guy making an album like yeezus?

If the subject comes up, acknowledge that it is a genre created by black Americans and that a sizable amount of people are more likely to listen to a rapper if he's white, and otherwise don't care about your skin color and do what the fuck you want.