/brit/ - The WANT SOME TASTY GINGER BEAVER, LADS?????? Edition

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karen

need to fucc a lebanese girl tonight

korean pop

if you strike up convo with slags in clubs you're then in the top 10% of males.

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how did you figure that one out

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the weeb gf

have a cuckold fetish
don't want to be cucked, rather I'd like to fuck another man's woman and he finds out

Wow

Really speaks to me

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I love your cute little Swedish accent.

I'd suck your penis

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flirted with a french woman today who must've been 6'2 at least because she was only just shorter than I was

don't think I could handle a giantess like that

she's honestly too thin

haha me too bro

And the annual edgy award goes

u what?
she's fat as fuck m8

Not sure what you're trying to convey here peckerneck

'paradigm shift'.
That's the result of women being 'empowered'. Before they had the power to choose the man they want, but due to being 'punished' for sluttiness didn't ride the cock carousel. Now they have gained all the advantages men used to have but in addition kept the ones women already had.
The new paradigm is just forming but following changes will be seen:

>Top 10% of men become the only acceptable form of male appearance
>Bottom percentage of men becomes redundant, if insults don't drive them to suicide, they will be cleaned away (prisons, homeless, institutions, etc.)
>Bottom percentage's threshold increases all the time
>Men between the top and bottom percentage have to settle for ugly women, fat women, older women, etc. All young women aim only for the top men.
>Those men won't be in a romantic relationships but just providers for the women and sexual substitutes

>not a moosie

not interested 2bqhwy

>fuck another man's woman
appalling behaviour

have some respect for another man's property

Omg moar?

no such thing

DELETE

I'm seeing a girl that's taller and thicker than me and it's fine but I'm a manlet
wouldn't do it to one of the lads and wouldn't want the man watching though

what if he was consenting in it and liked to watch

You're still a virgin lisicki?

Sheath the katana la.

no lols

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?

The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

BenV94

I GOT THIS FEELING ON THE SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE.
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE. I WATCHED, I LET IT BURN.

*looks at you with a simple childlike amusement*
*unsheathes katana and slices her in half*

wtf i hate /brit/ now

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*clamouring for attention*

that's the point of a fetish lad, it's transgressive
no
ideally he'd find out but do nothing about it, but he can't enjoy it
he can maybe walk in on us then walk out and cry but he can't stay

I SAID IN THE YEAR 3000

naff hair extensions

Do not give him attention

Should why you come home / Brit / gimmick shit shit, jokes, memes, shit. To create the races was desperate to feel special about the new life in the dull spasmodic and limited edition XO shit failure delay halfwits spirit endless stream direct bump JFs nifty (u) Note.

womanlettes
when will they succ

Good post

Why do you keep coming back to / British / ?

Tricks are trash , memes are crap , sucks joke. It is full of fucking boring JFs , he delayed clamoring for attention and desperate morons with mental illness ( you) s . Endless jokes shit in a race to beat the limit of what some may spastic may think you have done something special in your life by creating a "new"

I will never engage with anybody who unironically uses the term 'haters'.

might see if I can convince the girl I'm seeing to snapchat us fucking to her ex

I wouldn't do it ever, unless somehow the chance arose while in the middle of a mega fap where Id do absolutely anything.

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was tall up until i was 15 then i just stopped growing
now i'm small haha

all pigs must die

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

thats okay i cant dont pay haters any mind anyway

Honestly believe I could be Fellini of porno if given the opportunity

not sure really

to make matters worse I'm Muslim (not the tranny) and I have to deal with all the Islamophobia as well

i guess the lack of topic makes it unpredictable which is sort of interesting

schools over lads, ready for the influx of cunts?

renounce your faith right now

kill yourself desu

Lads.

*mentally prepares myself to preform a gimmick*

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

would definitely do it just never had the chance
good post

need a succ

so here we are then
the so-called lads

*gives you the opportunity*

posh wanker

It is a really bad reputation to benefit from fear of Muslims does not expect how location unknown unknown unknown (no shemales)?

sidenote: appreciate how the translator went from tranny to transexual to shemale

or laesh as i've come to call them

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L-look mate we're sorry. We didn't know you'd be here, we'll go we'll go

or as I've taken to calling us, Laeds

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fill in your last reddit flag and let me take the piss out of you puss puss

y-you too

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If you could listen to one song before you died, what would it be?

dont feel sympathy lad
the moderate muslims are the grass that the extremist snakes hide in

fuck laws n shieet

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

Darude sandstorm

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a really long one

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>corporate exploitation
>adidas trainers
ah yes

>dont feel sympathy lad
>the moderate muslims are the grass that the extremist snakes hide in

I meant a situation where you're going to die in a few minutes and have time for one last song.

its a strike against forced labour in prisons

Better question is why you keep coming back Mr. Grumpy-Pants

Need prisons out of business

kim kardashian is unironically the most attractive woman in the world

Something by Bull of Heaven

so what do we do with them?

this is the most retarded logic

>oh so you're using PUBLIC roads built by the STATE? you filthy commie!

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are haraam, the memes are haraam, the banter is haraam. It's full of fucking boring, islamaphobic kafirs clamouring for enlightenment and mentally ill halfwits desperate for Allah. An endless stream of shit hadiths in a race for the bump limit so some infidel can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'caliphate'.

Guess which one is me

what a bloody racist!

Need more money for them programs

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I regret starting /brit/ now if I'm honest