Reminder that this exists and you should sign it:

Reminder that this exists and you should sign it:
change.org/p/thom-yorke-get-thom-yorke-and-björk-to-go-on-a-date

Can we start a petition to get thom to date me pls?

can i be adopted by Björk, while we're at it?

Bjork Yorke

Borkfags and redittoheads are cancer

Turn back to listen to Grimes, babby.

>he doesnt like radiohead or bjork so he must be a grimesfag

Yeah, that's exactly how that works.

You surely have to be an asshole, not necessarily a Grimesfag, but an asshole for sure.

Do i have to remind you that this is a chinese cartoon imageboard? Are you new?

lol this fucking board. so people who don't like radiohead or björk are "assholes"?

nah mate, they're just not into overrated "indie" acts that happen to mostly be appreciated by kids.

Nope, not new at all. I just think is legitimate to discriminate random Radiohead and Bjork haters.

>bjork
>"indie"

Fucking kek at you.

You sure are deluded

I would pay good money for someone to write a Bjork and Thom Yorke fanfiction

>Björk likes sex. To rid herself of sexual frustration, she does karate and swims. She masturbates every day and sometimes she a boyfriend. Sexually, she calls herself "outrageously greedy"
>I think I still feel like that. I feel tremendous guilt for any sexual feelings I have, so I end up spending my entire life feeling sorry for fancying somebody. Even in school I though girls were so wonderful that I was scared to death of them. I masturbate a lot. That's how I deal with it

they seem perfect for each other

This is a fake little fan pasta, my desu.

the first one is definitely real

>Björk likes sex. To rid herself of sexual frustration, she does karate and swims.
is the only real part

she has called herself outrageously greedy before though, in written interviews and live ones

>Believing in some freelance random journalist of 20 years ago.

Anons this is just pimped up gossip of the pre-internet era.

stop ruining my fucking fantasies senpai

>and sometimes she a boyfriend.

Why do you need some fake superficial gossip journalism to have fantasies upon such a beautiful artist like Bjork? You're ruining all the fascination charm of her.

because I want to fuck her and hold her close at night

The media will refer to them as "Thom Björk".

i don't have the best writing ability but i might do it in my free time desu

it would be a fun experience

>pretending like you dont love grimes desu

>implying all women aren't actually this unsatiable, barbaric and disgusting
Virgin detected.

>pretending like you dont love bjork or radiohead
see i can do that too

Reminder both Thom and Bjork were on the same episode of Space Coast

You're a fucking faggot and you should stop sucking dickholes.

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I HEF TO GO TO THE TOYLET

DO YOU LIKE SULPHR?

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Remember to pay reverence to the elder god everyday.

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it's like poetry

Wow, bjork is so far out of Thom's league it's not even funny.

She looks like she belongs to a different species.

They're both ugly little gremlins t b h

>implying it's not the other way around

Reminder that Thom Yorke has a huge crush on Bjork since 1997, both musically and physically.

Yeah bjork's pretty, but she can't compete with perfection.

She looks great with trimmed eyebrows

me and bjork need to share a kiss
fast!

just come to her, she'll take care of you

flights to brooklyn are too expensive for me

tfw ill never smooch with bjork

you can always give her kissu in your dreams, user

If they did get together they would have been the wierdo indie power couple equivalent of jay z and beyonce

2/10 bait