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first for " " hehe

how do you mommy gf?

Omgg ^^

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OPEN YOUR MIND CUNTS

also new autechre tune was on radio, sounds like a bad pill

Oh when the banters right
And the tunes are tight
Oh what a night

*unsheathes amen break dubplate*
psshhhh... you guys dont know REAL OLDSKOOL...
OLD SKOOL REPRESENT
*leaves youtube comment about attending rave where this exact artist performed in 95*
*collects vinyl for years and never gets a girlfriend*
SOLD KOOL... kill me

youtu.be/mKs8HVjC3oc

reminder that 50% of people who say they like autechre are lying.

autechre could literally make any glitchy/bassy shit he likes and normies would fall for it. his fanbase is cancerous and 75% of his backcatalogue is trash. typical aphex twin caner IDM where they splurge out sounds and edgelords think its the next sound of reason, like the 'intellectual' side of music or art is somehow to do with actually hating it. I dont like how it sounds, but I do like it. :^) good meme all round mate. also check the comments of his utube vids for top laffs

>ooooo!!
>oooooOo oooo!~
>oooo!!
>oooooOo oooo!~

a vid for the lads
youtube.com/watch?v=fV-a4Np33L8
if ur not from england u literally will not understand this vid

>"he", "his"

lel shit vid shit tune. Absoloute edge squire-tier kitchen sink bullshit. slow mo, skin head, cig smoking, violent man weeew very ard. fuck off this is pigshit and far from british. grow up and fak awfff, lone is milking it so hard with this single and it doesn't even sound that good ffs.

im 20 seconds in just thinking what a lad

what is the cutest bleep post of all time?

ini

**american detected**
**american detected**

lone has officially reached meme status

palms trax looks pretty good as a skinhead

when surgeon gave that lad a vinyl

any of you lads want to play quake?

middle class out of touch southerner detected. Of course im English you pillock why would a pard be on bleep its like 8am over there. You're delluded if you think this video represents Englishness. rEEEEEEE
this is what it means to be british
youtube.com/watch?v=yNeHLG3gWf0

>chav fantasizes about being "road/'ard/ruff" during school

wow much subtle such pooetry

yeah man, you watched ahoy's video?
I want to play even if I only played it shortly as a kid and don't even have it installed lol.

the south would literally fuck you up bruv

lol, i'm upper/upper-middle hehe
my family own the east neuk estate in scotland (we're english tho obviously)

>being "posh" and posting in a thread of music made by black/homosex/marginalized/poor people

reee etc

nah i been playing since i was a kid lol are you in the whatsapp by any chance?

ah cool, nah I'm one of the swedes.
so... wishing I was ;)

ah cool hmm ping could be a problem but if we play in germany it should be fine

what type of quake do you want to play? we could play co-op quake 1 if you want?

shh lad
my family are land owners...

>land owners
>>>/1905/

cool
reminds me of an alan clarke movie but if alan clarke was a 'complete fuckin idiot'

can you slide me a cheeky £10K to fund my projects?

what are your projects
will i get a return
(willing to 'donate' if project is good enough)

sorry to be a disappointment (disappointing people seems to be my thing right now) but it was more wishful thinking on my behalf.
working and bored atm.

but there could be some other lad around who'd be up for it. soz. I'd just embarrass myself anyways hehe.
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here's the quake video that made me keen to play:
youtube.com/watch?v=OipJYWhMi3k

haven't played it in like 10 years, there's still people playing it online?

huh? we own thousands of acres of land lol which contains lots of ittle farms and villages etc that pay rent to us, and owe us a cuts on their produce
we're literally "land owners"

is the guy who does voice overs on the ahoy videos the same dude who does voice overs on the official u-he and fabfilter introduction videos?

hmm maybe you would get a return when i am a CCAr

don't think so, but the ahoy guy has a great fucking voice for it desu

and you think /bleep/ of all the places is the place to brag about this.

yes the main one is quake live that people still play on a public level with a very small competitive scene for pickups and stuff like that these days which is mainly kept alive through irc

there are others such as quake world, quake 2 and quake 3 CPMA which are other variants of quake that are literally only kept alive by about 30 or so people playing pickups on irc channels

quake live used to be free but i think you have to pay for it now

you can easily find pak0 needed to play the full version of quake 1 in nquake on many public ftp servers

this probably makes no sense at this point so basically do you want to play co-op, online or against bots offline?

So I was at a night last weekend and the djs were so offensively bad that I had to leave
they didn't mix they just stopped the tune, dropped a jah shaka siren sample and played a different tune off the top

it was so annoying

not really, it's just where the conversation went lmao
this lad trying to say that land owners doesn't exist in 2016 lmao
there's still a british ruling class, we're just less visible these days

i was only joking but if i write up a decent proposal would you actually be willing to throw me £10K for my project?

howdy pardner

that wasn't me (the posh lad) who replied offering u that btw

>techno is thoroughly middle-class
>/bleep/ mainly likes techno

ok dubman

how do you think the techno crowd looks like in the USA, tbqh.

i see the most worst spectrum of the all black raf simons rick owens peeps in there just bobbing their head like their in a berlin BR video.

althought i wouldn't count nyc/brooklyn as being like that.

what is a ruling class

The midwest takes up a big chunk of USA's techno techno following these days and most of them are middle class is the most straightforward sense

>middle class
like suburbia peeps ??

ugh can't even think how that looks.

Well you better believe it suburbia peeps are sort of americas future as far as techno goes
Huerco S's everywhere

this thread needs more deep

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I have a hard time enjoying good tracks or going to shows nowadays because I'm painfully aware of how inept I am as an artist.

well maybe you wouldn't be so inept as an artist if you enjoyed stuff

wew

any Americans "including nigger snowpards", what is the average driving/travel time to the nearest "good" club ??

how do you even drive back, i mean don't you drink at the club ?
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electro nerd trying to lecture a qt about trve 3l3ctro
would post it but can't find it in the archive

proto-woman is the devil
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he said cute not absolutely fucking cringy lmao
(even tho i've been there myself like a lot of us)

>Don't you drink
Lol so?

any recs for more stuff like this
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one of the few raster noton releases that's danceable.

going to the club drinking is different that having a few pints at the bar and driving back.

Either way Imma drive back wit my boys drunk driving

come and tell that to my crew

is that daddy freddy?

s/t you don't even go to the club, if there is any in your prairie neighborhood.

Yah but unlike euros we can afford cars here and drive to places lol

i have a photographic memory of every /bleep/ thread since late 2013 and keep a regularly updated database of blemes regardless of quality or popularity.

>chilling outside with a qt i just met
>put on the other people place on my boombox
>we talk about drexciya and shit, she don't know jack about dance music
>start lecturing her about TRUE 3L3CTRO
>had a few beers so i just go on and on
>we say goodbye
>went home and added her on facebook
>sent links of drexciya and shit along with edm stuff and say like "you see the difference?" before she even accept my request
>sober up, a few hours later
>she haven't added me back
>realize what i just did
>mfw i regret nothing
the spirit of 3L3CTRO live on

Lucky i am here t bh

lmfao #burn

loooooool

you're an absolute ledge mate

Categorized, filed away and kept for the archives.

Some of you think this might be some autistic joke but I have literally been building a database for these threads for well over 2 years now.

You should see the Lobster Theremin section.

if your name's not dan you're not coming in

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Oh yes

Too much shmashin shtinkin rubbish fuckin shitcunt bleeps this year.

ughr lad tech house everywhere inni

how's manny my g? is michael behaving himself? literally why are u going again?

that DJJade dude only upload quality tunes, one of the best /bleep/ yt channels desu

im a dan
aka
the fabric man

_____, _____, _____ & ________ :okhand:

post good acid techno dub basslines

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT
AND I FEEL ALRIGHT
THE PARTY'S HERE ON THE WESTSIDE

Has any man heard the new workshop?

terrible video, its got nothing to do with the music, just people smoking in slow motion lookin 'ard

>memeshop

Weeew

Yeah it's shit

All the promotion surrounding this release just seemed trite to me.

yeah but its honest about being a british lad these days

fave jungle labels?

here are mine.

it reads like an incoherent adolescent fantasy desu. disingenuous class fetishism

anyone got more hardcore that sounds like ur in a haunted funfair

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w-will someone hold me
ekoplekz.bandcamp.com/track/midnight-cliffs

does robotussin + mdma kill you?

cos bleep are gonna be
forever family
always keep me flyin high in the sky... of love

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I'm still alive lol

Tune is ok, but it would've been great 15 years ago.
The video is silly, but it kinda works and it matches the mood fairly well.

I don't really get why he's pointing a gun at the nigger smoking a cigar in his bedroom, though.
What's the metaphor supposed to be?

why did u cuss. what is the need.

robotussin (dxm) is a serotonin reuptake inhibitor, so combined with mdma it could increase serotonin levels in the brain to dangerous or even fatal levels (serotonin syndrome)

Yeah it reminds me of Skins or This Is England, utter shite