Let's play a game here.
>At music shop of choice
>Looking at gear
>Blues rock fag comes through the door
>You really don't want to listen to him play those generic pentatonic licks
Pick a guitar, three pedals and an amp to scare him out of the building as quick as possible.
>fender mustang
>small clone chorus
>memory boy
>holy grail reverb
>fender champion 100
>boss metalzone
>boss metalzone
>boss metalzone
>line 6 spider
>jazzmaster
You can't just use Kevin Shields' rig.
Strat
DS-1
Supernatural Reverb
Ditto Looper
AC30
>He takes a seat next to you
>Looks at you like you are weird
>Plays blues licks over the shoegaze while looking at you like you should be impressed
>Oh hi man those loopers are amazing for playing solos over your 12 bar blues
>Why are you using a distortion and not an overdrive instead
>ESP Crying Star Classic
>TS-9
>Dunlop Wah
>MXR 90
>Diezel VH-4
Does the Throbbing Gristle pedal count ?
>metal zone
>metal zone
>Danelectro French Toast
lol.
Really though I'd rather just trade in the guitar and amp for a mic, a PA system and some extra pedals, like a pitch shifter, feedback looper and shitload of bad distortions and fuzzes to noise the place up.
What if I just use very high-feedback delay and a distortion pedal so that his blues shit sounds like Les Rallizes Dénudés ?
Doesn't matter what you use, just play feedback
>fender bass vi
>super ego
>behringer bass synth
>memory boy
>orange tiny terror
Has anyone else noticed that the people who work at music shops are, for the most part, all complete dicks? I feel like I have to protect myself against them. I think they're bitter that they failed at music and now have to work a music shops, and see real musicians walking in the shop every day, and it grades on them.
Probably. Where I live most people are decent but one had a store and he was a complete asshole, eventually he went out of business though.
>some stupid bc rich
>metal zone
>metal zone
>metal zone
>marshall valvestate 100w SS half stack
firebird vii
swollen pickle
whammy
line 6 fm4
JC-160
Sooo, am I a fag if I go in there and play Hendrix well?
Yes
Yes you are
>RG8
>Line 6 DL4
>Some wacky pitch shifter
>Shitty metal distortion
>Line 6 Spider
Guaranteed to make everyone in the room hate you
>not an RG9
step up your djent senpai
Djent?
Are you 12?
>post about making the most annoying sound possible
>ahurr durr why you try be annoying
C O N T E X T
He was going for most puerile way of emptying a store. So he should sound as such.
Well you can't expect everyone to be bothered to read all of the posts before commenting.
He just had to read the OP post.....
Cheapest guitar I see
Line 6 Spider
One of those pedals Swedish Death Metal bands use.
>max vol on everything
>max dist on everything
>chorus for good measure