You're in the club with your gf when this guy walks up to her and calls her a "poseur"

You're in the club with your gf when this guy walks up to her and calls her a "poseur"

What do you do?

Is this Montie's prom photo?

Wait, am I supposed to believe that Montie is over the age of 14 and he looks like fucking that?

...

10 points

Montie is a good looking guy

....except his height

He looks no more than 5'6" there, if he was 6'0" he'd be considered a hunk.

Alas, he'll end up with some skinnyfat 4/10 girl due to his height situation. Poor kid.

cant forget the awful suit that is two sizes too small and that haircut

i know that feel bro
t. 5'7 and 8/10 face

>6'0
>8/10
>21
>virgin
Kill me

>two sizes too small
it's actually too big, try /fa/ for once you neckbearded 12yr old

>all women care about height

He's a small guy.

they do. if every girl had a choice, they would pick a 6'2 and up boyfriend. most have to settle for manlets though. just know that if you are under 6'0, you are never gonna be a girls first choice. she's just settling for you

What did he mean by this?

How can someone be so deprived for attention

>Thinks he's an 8 but is probably a 6 tops
There's your problem. Prove me wrong and post face. You won't.

he said "3 years" ago which makes this a picture of a 15 year old

...

young walter white?

Is there a trip who has ever shilled themselves as hard as Montie?

Like honestly who does this

aaron

there is like a 1% chance Montie made this thread

grab him by his collar, pull him down to the ground and rape him in the ass while muffling his screams with my lips.

is he gay?

>tfw 5'5"
>6 or 7/10
>still virgin, only briefly had a gf last semester
>now rapidly going bald and getting out of shape
It's over before it even really began

filter him

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Why hasn't someone doxed and sent pizzas to this idiot's house yet

>old picture that's 3 years old

️OK LOL

u wot m8 guy's prom pic

u got lipstick?