Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 22
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -RIP Guy Clark -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Local Natives, Marissa Nadler, Islands, Swans, and Tim Heidecker. -/p4k/ forever
Connor Powell
Teens of denial 6.3
Dylan Price
Teens of Denial 8.6
Brody Powell
Carshit Headshit pan incoming Last two digits are their score
Brody Morgan
9.1 is the new 9.3 confirmed
Chase Mitchell
Are we going to have another four way tie?
Justin Ramirez
>You're in a dive bar in Brooklyn with your qt hipster gf when this guy comes up to you and calls your favorite music journalism site a "clever trendy way to sell ads to naive kids"
What do you do?
Liam Clark
tell him I use Adblock on TMT
Kevin Evans
Teens of Denial Threens of Denineal Three.Nine 3.9
score confirmed
Jose Gray
All of your reviews got deleted
Lincoln Reyes
turn on the Disintigration Loops on my phone at full volume until he goes away
Grayson Jackson
Teens of denial 8.1
Owen Butler
all the good albums are out and no one cares about this thread anymore.
Eli Lopez
Sup Forums would explode.
I'm hoping there's an album still to come to top 9.1 but who would it be? No way Frank Ocean lives up to expectations at this point. Maybe LCD Soundsystem? Turbo Grafx 16?
Jordan Parker
I think that LCD is getting paned but that's me
Joshua Flores
That's a confident statement to make without having heard any of their new music yet. Hell, their last album was 6 years ago, who knows what they're going to sound like?
Ian Long
Swans if p4k believes Gira instead of Larkin
Evan Johnson
Christmas Will Break Your Heart got me excited for new music. Plus pitchfork has always loved LCD Soundsystem.
Caleb Mitchell
I'm guessing it will be a statement pan about them getting back after the big deal they made about quitting. They even made a movie.
Xavier Ross
beautiful p4k shill, please add in a note to the op that states Zoe Camp is now a retired patrician.
Levi Turner
Will do Moment of silence for the official waifu of /p4k/
Chase Diaz
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Sebastian Carter
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Day of the Dead 8.1 Mutual Benefit 7.0 Torn Hawk 7.3 Oscar 6.5
Oliver Jackson
Damn Mutual Benefit for BTFO
Samuel Reed
i wrote one in my copy of the OP text, if you wanna steal it:
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
also laaaame night. sleep well all.
Jayden Carter
Mutual Benefit btfo by the greatful dead
Jayden Cruz
I'll have to remember this if I post tomorrow's
Liam Robinson
the Mutual Benefit album was fantastic. I think it's great that it was reviewed by pitchfork. This means continued exposure for the artist which is a plus for us listeners.
