States that suck

ITT: States that have never produced a single talented musician.

Rate, argue, provide counterexamples, discuss.

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hey fuck you my cousin (who plays guitar, bass, trumpet, and piano) knows someone from there.

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Iowa

This

Utah.

The Osmonds.

That is all.

Texas

>Slipknot

Whether you like it or not their first two albums are fantastic

The best musicians from Alabama choose to say they're from outer space instead.

Hank Williams is good though

hard to argue against this

Geto Boys

California

dj screw

>what is the Beach Boys

florida

Texas

Michigan

SUF

Willie Nelson, 13th Floor Elevators, Stevie Ray Vaughn, etc.

Go away little yankee

all of them. The US is devoid of talent. I guess it's hard to be creative when you're an obese land whale with the brain of a 12 year old

Texas lul

North Carolina. Name one good musician from this state.

>Hip-hop
>Jazz
>rock and roll
>blues
>the electric guitar
>house
>punk rock
>devoid of talent

Built to spill fucker

Built To Spill is from Idaho breh

waiting for my state so they can get btfo

Idaho matey

Oregon

Seriously I fucking hate living here

>disliking the place you live because of music

Dude, I'm Mexican but come on

North Dakota

Erykah Badu

bait

It's not just that

To West Oregon you have a valley filled with poseurs and ne'er-do-wells living in artificial California, and to the East all you have is buttfuck desert and plains

It's a terrible place

nice fucking noisepop acoustic hipstercore state asshole

Truth and Janey
Tommy Bolin

But that's it.

Man I was born here I had no choice

I'll give you a twofer, Sup Forums

>To West Oregon you have a valley filled with poseurs and ne'er-do-wells living in artificial California, and to the East all you have is buttfuck desert and plains

you just described the western united states in a microcosm

I like Slipknot DESU fampai, The pipes on Cory Taylor. Just. Wow

Dixie Dave/Weedeater quite good if you're into metal

This, One of my favorite musicians.

The fact is if youre actually into music you'll find good shit everywhere

mariachi slipknot

Texas

fuck off we gave the world fantasia burrino.

nevada
hawaii
wyoming
alaska

Nevada

Best known for:
The Killers
Imagine Dragons
Jenny Lewis

Literally no one special.

I met him after he shot off part of his foot, still gave a great performance and was doped the hell up.

/r/ that map where which state is an album cover that Sup Forums made last year i think

Iowa's actually super chill if you're in the right town.

North Dakota has Ghost Bath and they're pretty good.

Inb4 Nodak fag. I'm a Minnesotan going to college near the boarder.

so basically all good artists are either from new york of california

apparently Moondog lived in Wyoming for a while as a kid...


the dBs

Elliott Smith and Guided by Voices

Joey Salads

Texas, especially Austin is filled with musicians and performers. Some that got popular and many aspiring ones. If you are in to blues, Jeff Strahan is a good one that is from Texas. He died before he made it big, but he lives forever in the hearts of a few.

Connecticut

what state is demarco from tho

Have a nice life boi

ben folds five

canada

Also Panic at the Disco

Also also I didn't know Imagine Dragons came from here

California
New York
Washington
Tennessee
Louisiana

this 2bh america is shit compared to the glory of europe, land of (white) classical music and (white) fine art

Alabama.

the 51st

Motown

There's desert in Oregon?

I actually agree with all of these

The Envy Corps

>Ctrl+f Ohio
>0 of 0

Damn straight

I was just baiting

This is a little off topic, but why is it that, generally speaking, more stupid gravitate towards hot parts of the country while smarter people gravitate towards cooler parts of the country? You'll find more smart people in places with oceans and mountains and more stupid people in places with deserts.

Butthole Surfers, Lift to Experience, Midlake

St. Vincent

GBV is from Ohio I think. They might have moved later on but I'm pretty sure they started in Ohio.

This.
grasping for straws.

Janis Joplin

New Jersey

why is that state a square ??

Agalloch

What has my state produced, Jim Morrison was born here I think, since he went to the same community college as me.

yeah you made it painfully obvious, I was trying to play along so that it might catch someone very stupid

why even bother baiting in the first place if you back out instantly

it's just poor form

I thought you were serious, I didn't expect anyone to even pretend to agree.

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13th Floor Elevator
Butthole Surfers
Big Boys
Dicks
Scratch Acid
Pain Teens
Charalambides
American Analog Set
Bedhead
Stars of the Lid
And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
Explosions in the Sky
Black Angels
By the End of Tonight
Ed Hall
Cherubs
Furry Things
Crust
Drain
Johnboy
Spoon
At the Drive-In
Paul Newman
Fastball
Gov't Mule
Reverend Horton Heat
Pantera
Indian Jewelry
Neon Indian
I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness

ATDI, Ringo Deathstarr, Daniel Johnston

>Oregon

This. All of our good musicians moved here. Isaac Brock is from Washington and is pretty outspoken about hating it. Elliott Smith and Stephen Malkamus were from other places too. The only good group I can think of is the band Oregon but I'm not sure if they were from Oregon or just went to the U of O

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elliott_Smith

>Smith was born in Omaha, Nebraska, raised primarily in Texas, and lived for much of his life in Portland, Oregon, where he first gained popularity.

He chose to live in Portland but I wouldn't say he was from Oregon

Counterexample: Iceburn

Mule
Laughing Hyenas
Gravitar
Dirtbombs
Gories
Windy & Carl
Wolf Eyes
All Detroit techno (Derrick May, Juan Atkins, Kevin Saunderson, Carl Craig, Jeff Mills, Robert Hood, Drexciya...)
Was (Not Was)
Eminem
Danny Brown
Salem
Sufjan Stevens
White Stripes
NOMO
Andrew WK

Alaska

Virginia

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what about best states?

>Washington
>New York

Wyoming
Montana
North Dakota
South Dakota
Nevada(!)

+ Alaska & Hawaii

John Coltrane

lots of hair metal/hard rock bs but there are still lots of good ones from here
sinatra
dillinger escape plan
springsteen
number 12 looks like you
al di meola

>nobody mentions Red Krayola

somebody's too pleb for bluegrass