CATHOLIC GIIIRLS

CATHOLIC GIIIRLS

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HEY THERE PEOPLE

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>HEY YA NO SOMETHING PEOPLE
>I'M NOT BLACK BUT THERE'S A WHOLE LOTS A TIMES I WISH I COULD SAY I'M NOT WHITE

What did he mean by this?

I know how they go

the 60s was a pretty embarrassing time to be white, not like that anymore though.

Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near'n far
Dumb all over
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religious fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the Bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
We got over here
You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religious fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)

You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (Get down!)
Not his, not hers (but what the hey?)
The Good Book says:
"It's gotta be that way!"
But their book says:
"REVENGE THE CRUSADES. . .
With whips 'n chains
'N hand grenades. . ."
TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
Have another and another
Our Cod says:
"There ain't no other!"
Our Cod says
"It's all okay!"
Our God says "This is the way!"
It says in the book:
"Burn 'n destroy. ..
'N repent, 'n redeem
'N revenge, 'n deploy
'N rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
'Cause they don't go for what's in the book
'N that makes 'em BAD
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice French bomb
To poof them out of existence
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise OURGOD
("Cause he can really take care of business!")
And when his humble TV servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
(Depending on which book you're using at the time...
Can't use theirs. . .it don't work . . .it's all lies...Gotta use mine...)
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night...
Everyday. ..
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following
God's Orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An'the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,"
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)

Zappa was Greek, Italian, and Arab, which even for the first was not considered white, and his family had received discrimination for it, but unlike the blacks, he didn't get to rise up, and unlike the blacks, his people didn't make music out of the discrimination, which is a bummer, since he loves the black music borne of pain.

Dudes... that breakdown section in the middle of the song is one of the best things I've ever heard in music, no joke. Does Zappa have anything else that sounds that great in his catalog?

What I love about this song is that it straddles pop and avant garde perfectly without being too far on either side. It's easily my favorite thing I've heard from Zappa, and I've heard alot. Destroys Overnite Sensation, Hot Rats, and some other stuff as far as I'm concerned.

I'd even say it's more radical compositionally and far more advanced.

Any recommendations on where to go?

I find it surprising that hipsters consider his jazz stuff more experimental and "out there," I thought Joe's Garage was a lot more interesting and advanced than anything else of his 'd heard before

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I don't mean to be an ass, and I don't feel like it's THAT great, but I almost feel like zero people on Sup Forums really GET Joe's Garage's story without context of most of his other stuff/history?

Does anyone get what I mean?

I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride
I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole
I want a darling little jewish princess
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little jewish princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Awright, back to the top...everybody twist

his Dylan impression is p good

You Can't Do That on Stage Vol 2

it's the Helsinki concert, which, according to an uncited wikipedia edit was what Zappa considered his best.

Whether or not the edit is accurate, it's a great show

what the fuck are you on about?

Its one of my least favorite zappa albums tbqh, though im gonna have to listen to it again i guess. I had no idea there was anything to get.

Im a sheik yerbouti/aposttophe guy

That's Adrian Belew doing that impression.

Well okay, it's not really that great imo, but as a concept it's pretty damn genius.

Even if you don't like Zappa, the dude was ahead of his time. I mean the guy's first album was one of the first double albums, concept albums, prog albums, rock operas, use of studio as an instrument, etc I'm probably forgetting some accolades there but yeah the dude figured out shit far before most people.

Anyways, in the 70s when Rock music really started to take the non-west world by storm, countries like Iraq started to ban rock music entirely. Zappa saw this and would always relate the Republican-led congress (even though he was a self-described conservative) as "Slightly behind the Fundamentalists."

Anyways, Joe's Garage's concept is that the government has banned rock music, and has created an album (the one you are listening to) explaining why rock music is bad and can lead to evil (odd sexual fetishes, general degeneracy, drugs, etc.) through the character of Joe. He explains this pretty well in the liner notes, though I doubt many have read this. He also warns that the American government may follow countries like in the Middle East that had censored rock music entirely.

Joe's Garage came out in 1979. In 1986 his album "Jazz From Hell" was one of the first to receive a "parental advisory" sticker (despite being an entirely instrumental album).

Zappa had for a very long time tried to speak out against this government censorship and warn people about it, but by the 80s the movement had gained enough traction that the government eventually did mandate that albums with offensive content sold by major record labels have that little sticker we say today.

Side note: There's an entire album you can listen to of Zappa's Senate hearings, but it's just a posthumous cash grab (as are more than half of his posthumous releases) and it's not very good. If you want to hear more about it just look up his court hearings or his appearance on crossfire.

and yeah I know Dylan's double album came first, Woodie Guthrie had a concept album before him, and "start" of prog is arguable, but all of these elements for an album in 1966 is pretty damn impressive. Zappa goes unchecked for how ahead he was imo.

Most people already know this stuff you know

St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast into Father O'Blivion. That section at the very end is amazingly catchy. Wish it was longer.

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>Moon was 15
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have you read his autobiography. 2/3 of it is god damn funny. the last third he talks about censorship and fuck the government and all this boring bullshit.
wtf guys. don't you ever get excited about something you really like and want to share that shit? think, ya fuck

The REAL Zappa book? Shit's great. I'm only like 100 pages in tho.

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>the last third he talks about censorship and fuck the government and all this boring bullshit
It's not boring when Zappa talks about it.