Draw and post your ideal phone

Draw and post your ideal phone

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nice bottle you got there

This but fixed

i tried my best

Here you go

wow how has nobody thought of that??

I miss my dad's saab sonett :/

>G4 with cam of S9, performance and fingerprint reader under the display
>also amoled screen and min 3500+ battery
>no logo under the display but hardware button + 2 touch buttons just like samsung s7 have
>fucking audio jack
>wireless charging

fuck iris since I wear glasses
fuck dual front cam - i aint instagram gay
fuck those iphone-x-upper-display-gaps

also fuck op because i cant draw

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I'd actually like to own a phone with a trackpoint
why isn't that a thing?

I would so fucking buy this vendors pls mass produce this

Because touchscreens

just imagine how dirty this would get
it would also be constantly stuck because of dirt

why are you weirdos trying to improve perfection

Shouldn't the back button be on the right side or are you intentionally making samsung's and lumia's abortion baby?

yeah you're right, my bad
it was long ago since I had a good phone with capacitive buttons ;_;

OP's pic is literally that meme phone from the recent conference thingy
Looks pretty good, I'd consider it if I was looking for an upgrade

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delet this

but a front facing camera is useful if you want to take pictures with your friends

I am proud of my work.

pic related but with 4G+ capabilities and android 1.0

I liked back in the day when people were fine being the one out of the photo cause they were holding the camera. you can still put your hand in front and point or give people the finger or something. terrible angle too close photos using the front camera are worse. inb4 i have to carry a big ass pole to take proper front camera pictures.

friends?

>phone drops 20cm
heh....

there are people who never dropped their phone

>This guy never makes mistakes or has accidents.

Gorilla glass? Have you seen what it takes to break an s8?
Also...
Otter case?

Xperia Z but updated to current hardware/software standards and with wireless charging.
It's a shame they sold out and started copying other phone designs, they really had something for a while.

the side button design makes me want to vomit

ive never said that
ive said not dropping your phone and actually watching out is possible

Fucking this

Oh, and a removable battery.
Why? It's where your fingers naturally rest when holding a phone. One of the things I like most about it,

best one

>This guy never makes mistakes or has accidents.

god u are dumb

>he has friends

i can see them jamming within 4 months of actual use
not to mention the zero tactile feel

Jamming? Is that a problem some phones actually have? If you aren't memein, then no, they've never gotten jammed or anything, at least not in the past ~5 years.
They actually have a nice click to them, nothing crazy, but better than most phones I've used.

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This, but with a recessed screen with a 1MM bezel made by a nitrile rubber seal ring.
1080p resolution, 16:9 ratio, 4 inch QLED screen.
Tiny screen on the outside that shows caller info or music info, weather, time, whatever. Small 1.5-2 inch LCD.

USB C charger, 3600-4000MaH battery, Android capable quad core with 4GB RAM, M.2 removable storage.

A stylus would be nice too.

where's the apple logo?

>16:9 resolution on 4:3 screen

How about bezelless without the narcissim camera?

this but with 16:10 instead of that gay normie ratio.

I owned one and it's actually very good. Doesn't really get that dirty and it didn't stop working in my 3 years of using it

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Is that a Samsung Jet(S8000)?

BlackBerry Classic has one, its optical :^)

4hr battery life and a big cutout at the top with limited storage capacity sure sounds like perfection

I would love a blackberry passport with a large homebrew community. Thats about it. Maybe an ART based android runtime. Other than lack of software I really don't have anything to improve about it.

This, but
>remove the volume buttons and ringer switch
>replace the Power button with a touch-sensitive "virtual" power button that doesn't move
>rub your thumb vertically along the power button to adjust volume, as if turning a virtual dial
>rub the power button horizontally to engage the virtual ringer switch
>tap the power button to wake/lock
>double tap to invoke Siri
>hold your thumb on the power button + slide the home bar up to take a screenshot
also
>increase the size to 6.5" and fit a massive battery in there
>remove Lightning port, replace with USB C
There. Perfect.

>daddy's in Iraq
>want to start a video chat with him, he misses me and I haven't seen him in months
>oopsie, no front-facing camera. can't look at him and have him see me simultaneously
>no one wants to see your dumb face in any form get over it

>can't tell if the phone is upside-down or not
>pull it out of your pocket to turn it on, have to search for some tiny side button to figure out which way to orient it

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I always wanted one

Ideally I wouldn't need one.

Having to rely on a fragile, expensive, radiation-emitting device that spies on me while taking up pocket space for day-to-day tasks is a shit compromise to begin with.

Take me back to 2007.

>4hr battery life
???

Xperia play with modern specs, no drawing needed :^)

>that seam
Fucking why? It lloks like an asscrack+anus

Ok, 3.5hr

Is this so fucking hard?

>android 1.0
All of my why.

My man

This with current hardware

That thing was a beauty

Front has:
- big screen covering entire surface (no selfie cam because I never use it)

Back has:
- physical keyboard (4 rows).
- tiny screen for typing messages.
- camera.

Literally this

Imagine flipping your phone in public like a retard everytime while typing message

Like I said: back has tiny screen so you can see what you type.

>half a meter thick

f/3.6 aperture

Bigger numbers are worse dummy.

why not make it foldable so you don't need two screens?

It doesn't really matter if it's a slider or not. I just want a simple phone with good battery life and a minimum number of essential features and no social media shit.

Is this really too much to ask for?

Yes, a phone with no front camera is too much to ask for. People are too stupid to take selfies with the rare camera/stick.

>3.5hr
???

Passport with trackball and 4-row keyboard

Pls make.

>phone with no front camera is too much to ask for
BlackBerry did it

And look where they are now.

What if there's a mirror or a small screen on the back? Also while it would be a niche product I bet it would be successful among people who don't take selfies.

So I want a ton of speakers to get a lot of sound quality and have the speakers on ALL ends that way you dont have to worry about how level it is. Then obviously dual camera so it takes better pictures like the cool new phones. What I put most thought into is the suction cup design on the side of the phone, if you want to watch anime while sitting in bed, just stick it into the wall and relax while watching your favorite show yuru yuri. Gaming keyboard so I can play video games without shitty touch controls. rate please.

You can already take selfie with rear camera, it automatically does it when ur face is in the box

You can't attribute that to their demise, the normal Classic had cameras.

Result of rear camera selfie, looks fine

I wasn't. I was observing that all of their phones now have front cameras.

>android 1.0
>actually being tgis retarded

I never said none of their phones have front facing cameras nor that none should, I was pointing out that one doesn't.

I'm too ugly for selfies

This.

Why there is no phones with two OTG USB port?
Android is compatible with mouse, game controller, mass storage...

Just turn the telephone the other way and press the button
My front camera is broken and I do that, it's not that inconvenient.

Because it's also compatible with a USB hub, and most of what you mentioned comes with bluetooth too which makes USB obsolete.

nice bait, I almost didn't reply

"comes with bluetooth too which makes USB obsolete"

This

Add physical kill switches and free as in freedom firmware, and it's perfect.